Let's start with, say, me.

Name
- Madame Roi S Lorelai (real name better left unsaid)
Age
- 3X
Gender
- Female
Location
- Region III, Philippines

Present Status
- Battling with RealLife™
- Been with the forums ever since the old E.Net days (and the PB days), sticked around with the IB days, and basically in limbo ever since

Closing Remarks
- Just rub me gently, and if you do, I won't bite. I'm kinda nice.