Because everyone has questions of vital importance and clearly, yet another OOC game is the best solution.

Mr. Knightley or Captain Wentworth? :wacko:

Mr Knightly. Weirdness over being in love with a girl that much younger than him notwithstanding.

Mr Bingley or Mr Tilney?

Tilney, no competition.

Mr. Collins or John Thorpe?

John Thorpe, I think. He'd be less embarrassing to have as a husband.

Willoughby or Wickham?

Willoughby.

Who's more ridiculous - Charlotte Brontë or Emily?

Emily. I despise Wuthuring Heights.

Red wine or white wine?

Red wine! My favourite! :)

Mozart or Beethoven?

Vivaldi, obviously!
Okay. Mozart.

Rock or disco music?

(Side note - I find Emily and Charlotte equally ridiculous. Anne was the only sane one of the bunch. I feel like if they lived nowadays Emily and Charlotte would be Twilight fangirls and Anne would be sitting there pointing out how Edward is creepy...)

Rock.

Pizza or pasta? (because I'm about to go out for one of those... ;) )

Pasta because it's what I'm about to make for lunch.

Angel or Spike?

SPIKE! Even though he is completely nuts.

Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig?

Pierce Brosnan. Irish trumps everything.

Robin or Guy? :D

ROBIN, but only in terms of the Kevin Costner one, I love that film.

Being totally embarrassed in front of a room full of people, or totally embarrassed in front of the person you have a huge crush on?

Person you have a crush on. I've done both, and really, if the crush does or doesn't forgive/understand you, then you know better where you stand and who they are as a person. A crowd of anonymous judges is just ten kinds of hell.

Romeo or Edward Cullen? TEENAGE WHINER ANGST-OFF!

Meh. So, for me, it basically comes down to Leo v Rob Pattison.... Guess I pick Rob because Leo's floppy hair was a bit annoying.

The Office (UK) or The Office (USA)?

Boy, my brain is warped. I was thinking Leonard Whiting and Olivia Hussey's stupid giggle... XD

Never seen either, but I guess...UK. Because I like Ricky Gervais better than Steve Carell.

Frauline Maria or Mary Poppins?

Maria! Because Mary Poppins left in the end. :(

Pink or blue?

PINK! Because I love that Aerosmith song! :D

Vanilla or Chocolate?

I love that song too!

Chocolate all the way.

Coffee or tea?

Tea! It fights cancer and has never made me feel so ill I had to call for a ride home because I couldn't drive... <_< Thank YOU, cappuccino.

Savage Garden or Daft Punk?

Sorry Australian band... but it has to be Daft Punk. Around the woorrrrrrld....

Facial deformities: sideways eyes or sideways mouth? :lol:

Ew, both would be really weird. I can't even really visualize either. I guess sideways eyes, because a sideways mouth would be extremely hard to get control of. How would you chew?

who's more boy crazy?

Marianne Dashwood or Harriet Smith

Oh, Marianne! Harriet may beat her for numbers, but Marianne has a doozy in the one she got to begin with.

Cake or pie?

Pie! Cake can be so dry & crumbly....

Team Angelina or Jen?

Not if it's my cake. Mine is always soft and moist and yummy.

Jennifer. Angelina sort of freaks me out a bit.

Cinema or video at home?

Cinema! I have a habit of wandering off during movie at home. That, and snacking. Bad.

Cabbage Patch Doll or Barbie?

Barbie. Cabbage Patch Kids always freaked me out. So I guess I'm conforming to the materialistic world of Barbie. Ah well, she always had pretty clothes.

Pumpkin Spice Latte or Caramel Macchiato? (I'm on a Starbucks kick :P)

I haven't drunk either, mostly because I try to avoid Starbucks and their horrible trade practices as far as possible (although their US-wide employment policies are mostly decent from what I can tell - hmm. Must investigate.) but I would probably go with the caramel macchiato.

Regency fashion or 1920s fashion?

1920s. I have nice legs - I want to show them :lol:

Venice or Fiji?

Venice--whoo Vivaldi fangirl.

Headphones -- in-the-ear or over-the-ear?

In-ear, otherwise to get decent sound quality I look like I'm wearing industrial or rifle-range ear protectors. Plus I just got nice new earphones that fit very comfortably.

Classical dance genres or contemporary ones?

Contemporary! Lyrical contemporary jazz all the way :)

French Toast or Eggs Benedict for breakfast?

Eggs Benedict - I will never say no to the savouries.

Automatic or manual transmission?

I don't drive so it's kind of irrelevant.

I would probably go with automatic. Easy is good.

Invisibility or flight?

Flight holy crap that would be awesome and handy.

Oscar Wilde or WH Auden?

Emily, you never fail to make me giggle!

Oscar Wilde, though it's a close one.

Too cold or too hot?

Too cold. Hypothermic shock would be an easy way to go, I think. You'd just drift off into a coma. (Why yes, I HAVE thought about this one too much.)

If you got to choose how the world ended:

With a bang or a whimper?

With a bang!

In fire or in ice?

As per my last answer, ice will most certainly suffice!

Promises to keep or miles to go before you sleep?

Promises to keep. I love sleep too much. :P

Wishbone or Bill Nye the Science Guy? (Idk if they have these shows outside of North America...?)