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CANONS
No reservations are allowed. They are sorted
by which floor they live on. PBs are non-negotiable.


LEGEND
FEMALE
MALE
SURNAME, ________ = available
SURNAME, FIRSTNAME = taken

GUIDELINES
Each floor is occupied by students of certain courses,
BUT it is not compulsory to follow.

FIRST ▪ law, business, political science, psychology
SECOND ▪ chemistry, engineering, biology, architecture
THIRD ▪ mass communication, film, music, art practice
FOURTH ▪ (mixture - the party floor)
FIFTH ▪ (mixture - the rich kids)

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FIRSTFLOOR


BURNS, ________ ▪ 21, junior
(milo ventimiglia) mr sloppy
well-liked by all, smart, terribly untidy


CHAPMAN, ________ ▪ 22, senior
(sean faris) mr unfeeling
doesn't give a shit about others’ feelings, can be cruel at times, wants PRICE back


MOORE, ________ ▪ 21, senior
(minka kelly) miss trophy wife
submissive, hates conflicts, has been dating PARKER for a year


MURRAY, NOELLE ▪ 20, junior
(carrie underwood) miss sunshine
happy-go-lucky, never lets anything get her down,wholesome


PARKER, ________ ▪ 22, senior
(josh henderson) mr athlete
brains and brawn, all american boy, has been dating MOORE for a year and is bored



SECONDFLOOR


ALDRIN, ALEXIS ▪ 20, sophomore
(mary elizabeth winstead) miss multi-tasker
talks too fast, almost always busy, seldom can be found in her dorm


BENDER, WINSTON ▪ 19, freshman
(paul griffiths) mr contrary
keeps changing his mind, used to being the cool kid, succumbs to peer pressure


ELLIS, OLIVIA ▪ 19, freshman
(becky-lou filip) miss tidy
responsible, neat freak, way too serious


MOSBY, SPENCER ▪ 21, junior
(william beckett) mr shy
stammers around girls, random, talented


PERKINS, ________ ▪ 20, sophomore
(molly steele) miss compulsive liar
always lies even if she doesn’t mean to, vulnerable, just wants to be loved


RICE, ________ ▪ 20, sophomore
(mark crisman) mr overachiever
genius, sensible, in a band with STEVENS



THIRDFLOOR


HAMILTON, ________ ▪ 21, junior
(nicole richie) miss shallow
materialistic, comes from a poor family, really wants CHAPMAN


LEWIS, BARBIE ▪ 21, senior
(ashlee simpson) miss bossy
only child in her family, used to getting things her way


PRICE, ________ ▪ 21, junior
(hilary duff) miss ambitious
most likely to succeed in life, workaholic, CHAPMAN’s ex


SCOTT, NATHANAEL ▪ 21, junior
(chace crawford) mr mcdreamy
charming, loved by the ladies, best mates with bad influence RODRIGUEZ


STEIN, CHARLIE ▪ 20, sophomore
(ryan ross) mr moody
bullied often in high school, smarter than he looks, best friends with CABRERA since high school


STEVENS, ADAM ▪ 20, sophomore
(alex evans) mr fussy
picky, hard to please, in a band with RICE



FOURTHFLOOR


CABRERA, AARON ▪ 20, sophomore
(brendon urie) mr energizer bunny
has lots of crazy ideas, seems like he never sleeps, best friends with STEIN since high school


COX, HARLEY ▪ 20, sophomore
(audrey kitching) miss trouble
party queen, alcoholic, frenemies with ROSS


GARCIA, ________ ▪ 22, senior
(gabe saporta) mr overconfident
chain smoker, heavy partier, best mates with WALKER


HARRIS, ALICIA ▪ 19, freshman
(hayden panettiere) miss clumsy
hyper, overenthusiastic, a little too naïve


ROSS, LUELLA ▪ 20, sophomore
(jac vanek) miss late
never punctual, popularity wannabe, frenemies with COX


WALKER, ________ ▪ 22, senior
(travis mccoy) mr mischief
always loves a good joke, often pranks others, best mates with GARCIA


WATKINS, BAMBI ▪ 19, freshman
(brittany kramer) miss crazy
bit of a daredevil, people regard her usually with disgust or awe, somewhat strange



FIFTHFLOOR


RODRIGUEZ, JASON ▪ 21, senior
(pete wentz) mr sleek
playboy, can be a bit of a jerk, best mates with SCOTT