WELCOME TO NEXUS.

[Inkheart]

Chocolate, dark chocolate in particular, was created by god as an aid for boyfriends who love their significants enough to know how to make any rotten day better.

At least, thats my technique

On the topic of the video, I am muchly amused and entertained.

Incidentally, have any of you ever seen the Mighty Moshin Emo Rangers?

[Sabra]

I don't like chocolate very much Hel, lol. I hate chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream, I don't much like brownies and I rarely eat candy bars or the like. I'm all salt.

I'm a salty girl...

That's right. I said it.

[Kallt]

Just a question, but why the hell does the black power ranger, have to be the one with the black suit? Why not mocha ranger, or latte ranger, or coffee grounds ranger? Would Starbucks sue? Starbucks suing The Power Rangers, slap me for being flashbacked into the nineties. I digress:

Funny video. I despise that song in public, but I actually enjoy it. It's kind of like R.E.M, you pretend to hate them to your friends, but secretly stick 'end of the world' on repeat for hours. I do, anyway. Stop staring.

[Sabra]

I resent that...I'm a hardcore REM fan and all my friends know it.

As for the black power ranger (Notice the Singularity), I have no idea. But somehow "Smooth Chocolate Power Ranger" isn't easy to shout. Besides, there's no whitey bread ranger either.

[Kallt]

Cool, now I have some one I can come out of the REM closet to. My buddies would blackball me if they discovered my dirty little secret, unless the band did a grindcore album, or something. That would be cool...or not. Sort of like Pat Boone's heavy metal album.

It couldn't be the brown ranger, because all the little kids would laugh about how poopie is brown, too. I would have. I always wondered how the Black Ranger ended up being the only black kid in town. Oh, yeah, that's right, the writers and studio execs decided to they needed a token at the last minute, so could say they followed affirmitive action. Just gotta' hate your ass-covering show biz fat cats. Whatever happened to hiring actors for being talented at their craft?

A whitebread ranger? That'd be great. His Zord could be a rusted out pick-up truck with a confederate flag painted on the side, and a bumper sticker that says 'ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free'. It'll transform into robot with a thrity-foot mullet, and a beer can that, when vigorously shaken, sprays a combination of sulphuric acid and Miller Lite. (This is shockingly close to some people I actually know, after my short years living in the heart land of the USA.)

[Sabra]

Yaya! What IS the Frequency, Kenneth? Lmao...I am HILARIOUS.

HEY! Look on the bright side, if you went to Power Rangers town you'd be a Power Ranger by default because you were black! Isn't that great?

Racial Profiling? You must be kidding?

"GO WHITE BREAD RANGER!" Use your cracker jack kick...