Good evening.

As Empress of Canadia I welcome you, and greet you with the official smiley of Canadia:

:whistling:

Members of the Canadish Cabinet:

Mara ~ Empress of Canadia
Ro ~ Minister of Making Stuff Up

*waves* HI!

As the Official Canadish Minister of Making Stuff Up, I invite you to listen to our wonderifical nation song as performed by the Canadish Boys Chior (aka Van Halen).

Hit it boys!

Jump back, what's that sound ?
Here she comes, full blast and top down.
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue.
Model citizen zero discipline
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'l lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
Canadi-a, Canadi-a
Canadi-a, Canadi-a
Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine.
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean.
Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue,
Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom.
Don't you know she's coming home with me?
You'll lose her in the turn.
I'll get her!
Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight.
I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off of it.
Ah, you reach down, between my legs,
Ease the seat back.
She's blinding, i'm flying,
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, ain't no stopping now!
Canadi-a, Canadi-a
Canadi-a, Canadi-a

Wonderful aren't they? :whistling:

Yup. :D Now why can't all choirs be like that?

*claps*

That was beautiful!

I especially enjoyed the harmony between David and Sammy :D

Good job, boys!

*knights David and Sammy*

*waves Canadish flag*

Reminds all new and future Canadites if they need a copy of the Canadish flag (and are over 18) they can apply to the Minister Of Making Stuff Up for a copy. (Delivered right to your in-box at no extra charge!)

We use UPS so it gets there the same day :)

Cause that's what Brown can do for you! (plus they are cheaper than Fed-Ex)

Also it can represent Moose or Beavers. Which are the national animals of Canadia.

18 for a flag? I don't want to know. Suddenly, I feel very thankful for Huron, Superior, and Erie.

Why? what does water have to do with anything?

It's all that's protecting me from a Canadian Invasion.

Yes, I'm curious as well

Edit: Ah, well, we're not Canadian, we're Canadish

Oh, my apologies. That makes everything okay.

Perhaps this is not the thread you're looking for.

Yes it does.

And Canadia does not border such waters. That's Canada you're thinking of, and they're very good friends of ours.

Does that mean I can't have a flag? :(

Not until someone PG's it down, lol

Perhaps a flag design contest on SD would be a good idea :D

Right. Looks like my map is broken. Please to meet you, Candadish Cabinet, but my travels must take me onward!

No you may not. We don't want our young Candaites being scared for life.

Plus it's not quite perfect so you would just laugh any way.

But!!! Empress.....I'll feel like celery and all that.

An R-rated flag? :blink:

Yeah, Ro designed it, so go figure ;)

Contest it is! And this flag will be PG :D

Same logo though right? I kinda like that part.

Okay, I can tone this down but I need a fifth thing to balance is. Whatcha think Empress?

Being Canadian would be cool.

We're not Canadian!

We're Canadish.

Or Canadites.

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG difference. Totally different country.

Say wha?

Canada- Mild mannered flag.

Canadia- rated R flag

Ohhhhh

Not so!

As the MoMSU I have recreated the Canadish flag with a bit less pornography for those citizens under 18. It aways the final apprival of the Empress but at the moment it looks a bit like this.

The Empress approveth

*snickers*

Well then the MoMSU says, that's it folks, Start waving!.

*snickers again*

Wow. That is an...interesting flag. LOL. <333

Moose! Or is it Meese?

Moose.

Moose are cool.

Ro, my dear, the flag design contest on ShoulderDevil.com is up and running :D I used your flag as an example

DT has produced results. :p

Damn, now I'm gonna feel like celery.


At least I've got a cool title. MoMSU kinda fits me and it has a nice ring dontcha think?

It's a wonderful title for you, Ro! :D