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Debate Topic: Is Santa Real?, The Ultimate Question| 2awesome4apossum |
Posted on Jan 16 2006, 06:41 PM
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 Who's your favorite possum?  Group: Certified Members Posts: 1.470 Member No.: 8 Joined: 14-April 05  |
All I have to say is: duh. How else would you get your presents on Christmas?
 I mean, those adults who "don't believe" are total idiots. How come they can't seem to believe that they get their presents from Santa. Now lately a lot of n00bs, have been telling me that "Santa isn't reel!11!1" but I'm sure we all know differently. Thoughts? Feelings? Patronization? |
  
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| Garrett |
Posted on Jan 16 2006, 09:29 PM
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 Oracle Group: Moderators Posts: 1.155 Member No.: 4 Joined: 13-March 05 |
Um, Possum... what are you on?!?
 ...whatever it is, I want some.  As for Santa being real, everyone works it out eventually. I was talking to a mother yesterday. After Christmas she took her daughter shopping. The girl saw something she'd got as a present and said "oh look, Santa must shop at The Warehouse!"  |
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| chief117 |
Posted on Jan 16 2006, 09:38 PM
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Sage  Group: Certified Members Posts: 267 Member No.: 39 Joined: 13-December 05 |
well i smoke cucoo
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| 2awesome4apossum |
Posted on Jan 16 2006, 09:51 PM
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Who's your favorite possum? Group: Certified Members Posts: 1.470 Member No.: 8 Joined: 14-April 05 |
What are you guys talking about? I'm sure that Santa shops at the Warehouse. After all, his elves can't make everything.
What am I on?!! What are YOU on?!! Even more unbelievers than I thought... |
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| Duke Serkol |
Posted on Jan 16 2006, 11:26 PM
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 Where'd that Princess go?  Group: Admin Posts: 8.011 Member No.: 3 Joined: 12-March 05 |
At long last scientific proof of Possum's condition.
Now I only have one question: do you speak for the rest of your kind as well? (Without distinction for the fur color, of course) --------------------  |
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| 2awesome4apossum |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 01:28 AM
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Who's your favorite possum? Group: Certified Members Posts: 1.470 Member No.: 8 Joined: 14-April 05 |
Wait.. my condition?! Don't tell me you're an unbeliever too!
GAH! THE ENTIRE WORLD SUCKS! EDIT: We possums are all alike. This post has been edited by 2awesome4apossum on Jan 17 2006, 01:28 AM |
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| coinilius |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 05:38 AM
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 Pickled in time, like gherkins in a jar  Group: Certified Members Posts: 2.714 Member No.: 16 Joined: 6-May 05 |
Well, there have been sightings of both Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny by people over the years - it's probably a more common occurence than people think, given the amount of belief there is in them. I think you might have to register to view the boards on that link I provided, I'm not sure.
-------------------- "You must be talking about Heaven... or the moon."
"It's a dog eat dog world... and there's not enough dog to go around."  |
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| Duke Serkol |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 11:01 AM
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Where'd that Princess go? Group: Admin Posts: 8.011 Member No.: 3 Joined: 12-March 05 |
Oh crap, they've got Coinilius. Run for your souls!
Anyway, I decided I'm turning this into a poll... but not to determine what everybody believes about Santa. -------------------- |
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| 2awesome4apossum |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 11:37 PM
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Who's your favorite possum? Group: Certified Members Posts: 1.470 Member No.: 8 Joined: 14-April 05 |
Why would I kid about something as serious as a big fat guy who promotes obesiety by looking happy, when he's probably a miserable old man inside?
Well, at least he gives us presents. For all you non-believers: where do you get your presents if Santa doesn't exist? Eh? Where do your parents get their presents?! Seriously: I was watching "The Santa Claus" a while back, and that one lady stopped believing in Santa when she was a girl, because she didn't get what she wanted. But what she never thought to look at was the fact that she got presents from him even when she moved away and was single! How can she explain that? EDIT: Voted option three. This post has been edited by 2awesome4apossum on Jan 17 2006, 11:39 PM |
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| Duke Serkol |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 11:40 PM
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Where'd that Princess go? Group: Admin Posts: 8.011 Member No.: 3 Joined: 12-March 05 |
That movie must be a real trip. And for the records, I normally pick my own presents (and have my parents pay for them) -------------------- |
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| 2awesome4apossum |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 11:43 PM
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Who's your favorite possum? Group: Certified Members Posts: 1.470 Member No.: 8 Joined: 14-April 05 |
Why make your parent's pay for stuff when you could have Santa give you it for free? Just write him a list of what you want. I'm sure he can accomodate you
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| Duke Serkol |
Posted on Jan 17 2006, 11:53 PM
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Where'd that Princess go? Group: Admin Posts: 8.011 Member No.: 3 Joined: 12-March 05 |
That method... has not always given satysfying results.
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| coinilius |
Posted on Jan 18 2006, 12:59 AM
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Pickled in time, like gherkins in a jar Group: Certified Members Posts: 2.714 Member No.: 16 Joined: 6-May 05 |
 -------------------- "You must be talking about Heaven... or the moon."
"It's a dog eat dog world... and there's not enough dog to go around." |
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| Duke Serkol |
Posted on Jan 18 2006, 01:09 AM
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Where'd that Princess go? Group: Admin Posts: 8.011 Member No.: 3 Joined: 12-March 05 |
That reminds me... http://zeldacomic.net/archives/zc/?pic=186.png
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