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The Essay| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 07:37 AM
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 Meat Aficionado  Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05  |
The subject of my sexual orientation has been debated since the creation of the forums, and I have denied it. But now I am ready to come to terms with my sexuality.
I am a living, breathing, homosexual. I can’t remember the first guy I was attracted to, there were so many. I used to try and hide it, but now, there’s no point. I have but one desire in life, to have a dick shoved up my ass. Yes, a dick in my ass. Cum sprayed all over my back. I want to be tied down on a table with Fnaa in my ass, Codguy in my mouth, and Miner112 beating me with a belt. I love gay butt secks, especially when its ridiculously degrading and involves people in which I’ve never met in real life. I have no dignity left at this point, and if I could have one thing, it’d be a strap-on dildo so I could better please my partners in gay butt secks, because my dick isn’t big enough to get the job done. To be honest, I love being gay. Nothing please me more than stroking the unprotected shaft of another man with my mouth, hand, asshole, or all three. Please fuck me. Harder. Fuck me. Harder. That is what runs through my mind all day. I love cocks. I love men. I love men so much that I have looked into careers as Vietnamese butt secks slaves, but I decided against it because it meant I would only be allowed to have butt secks with Vietnamese men and I like black cock the best. And I doubt there are many people of African American descent in Vietnam. In closing, I am a big, fat, flaming homosexual who is dying to have some balls dipped in my mouth. But most importantly over everything else... I'm FANCY!!! -------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| fnaa |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 07:43 AM
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 Comic Maker/Graphic Designer/Awesome Mother Fucker/Fedora Lover/ Group: Admin Posts: 5,099 Member No.: 3 Joined: 21-February 05 |
 [02:40] <Fnaa> Oh my god... That was awesome. [02:40] <Fnaa> Fucking Valhalla for sure. [02:40] <Fnaa> It even spawns a new emoticon. [02:40] <Papasmurf135> I HATE YOU GUYS [02:40] <Fnaa> Dude. It was awesome. [02:40] <Fnaa> I commend you. [02:41] <T3hMiner> That is a great essay. I also commend you --------------------  |
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 07:47 AM
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Meat Aficionado Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05 |
it's nice to be loved
-------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| fnaa |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 07:47 AM
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Comic Maker/Graphic Designer/Awesome Mother Fucker/Fedora Lover/ Group: Admin Posts: 5,099 Member No.: 3 Joined: 21-February 05 |
304 words for anyone doubting.
It could use some better sentence structure. But the content alone is 7 fuck you's worthy.  -------------------- |
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 07:49 AM
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Meat Aficionado Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05 |
If theres one thing I'm good at its gay secks!
-------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| pizzalover45 |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 01:30 PM
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nice work and now you don't have to hide the fact thats your gay anymore
 -------------------- if god did not want man to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? USMC snipers- if you run, you'll just die tired.
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| Pinao212 |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 06:28 PM
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IF? So you're not even sure about that? --------------------  I AM THE NOOBIEST NOOB OF THEM ALL |
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 27 2006, 08:17 PM
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Meat Aficionado Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05 |
I am great at anal.
-------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| pizzalover45 |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 06:25 AM
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the other guy Group: Full Member Posts: 794 Member No.: 36 Joined: 7-August 05 |
ill save this one -------------------- if god did not want man to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? USMC snipers- if you run, you'll just die tired.
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:06 AM
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Meat Aficionado Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05 |
we are all so gay
-------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| fnaa |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:08 AM
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Comic Maker/Graphic Designer/Awesome Mother Fucker/Fedora Lover/ Group: Admin Posts: 5,099 Member No.: 3 Joined: 21-February 05 |
Yeah... Nice penis.
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:09 AM
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Papasmurf135
8=======================> Fnaa  ( ======> -------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| Codguy |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:27 AM
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Very nice. I'm glad I'm getting the blowjob, but I wouldn't mind switching with Fnaa.
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Currently so much better than fucking homo (quitted) Fnaa. |
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| fnaa |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:28 AM
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:35 AM
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Meat Aficionado Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05 |
sphincter bois
-------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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| Codguy |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:39 AM
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Codburger Group: Moderator Posts: 2,968 Member No.: 8 Joined: 23-February 05 |
Penis.
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Currently so much better than fucking homo (quitted) Fnaa. |
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| Codguy |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 07:50 AM
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Codburger Group: Moderator Posts: 2,968 Member No.: 8 Joined: 23-February 05 |
No!
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Currently so much better than fucking homo (quitted) Fnaa. |
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| Codguy |
Posted: Jul 28 2006, 11:26 PM
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Codburger Group: Moderator Posts: 2,968 Member No.: 8 Joined: 23-February 05 |
Fucking gay ass, we were talking about how gay you are, not about the female anatomy and trannies. Gay!
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Currently so much better than fucking homo (quitted) Fnaa. |
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| Miner112 |
Posted: Jul 29 2006, 12:44 AM
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No senseless spam, this is about how gay you are. Talk about gay stuff.
--------------------  I just beat Lou on Expert and got the 'Right Hand of God' and 'Solo Career' Achievements! I'm awesome.   |
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| Papasmurf135 |
Posted: Jul 29 2006, 05:24 AM
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Meat Aficionado Group: Admin Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 2 Joined: 21-February 05 |
I LICK BALLS
-------------------- “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” - Ayn Rand
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