[daylen mariya krum]

HELLO,

i know how terribly boring
these history texts are but
i actually need mine back
and for some reason you've
grabbed mine. can i please
have that book back?

thank you,

D. KRUM.

[ira edvard bludd]

D. KRUM

Terribly sorry about that!
What do you know?
Your book looks exactly like mine!
I’m returning it with this note.
Now… I need to find mine.
Have you seen it, by chance?


I-E-BLUDD

[daylen mariya krum]

I. BLUDD,

thanks!

i think that its tucked underneath callum
macnair's arm. i hope he's not drooling
on it. his books are usually tattered, and
it looks in pristine condition.

would you like to devise a plot to retrive it?

DAYLEN.

[ira edvard bludd]

DAYLEN

Hell…
I don't read my history book
as often as I should but
I’d hate for it to be ruined by macnair’s drool.
Do you think he’d feel it if I
simply ripped it from under his arm?


BLUDD

[daylen mariya krum]

BLUDD,

i know the feeling; he got
hold of one of my charms
books once, thank merlin i
only needed it for one year.

probably not, i mean, this is
macnair we're talking about
right. well, i think so...

how about a gentle ripping?

DAYLEN.

[ira edvard bludd]

DAYLEN

Did he really?
I pity your book.

A gentle ripping?
Do you see the way he's slumped on his desk?
I'd say he looks quite heavy.
But if you could reach the book,
you could try pushing it outward a little bit.
I'll take care of the rest.

BLUDD

P.S.
You can call me Ira, you know...

[daylen mariya krum]

IRA,

mmhmm.
burned it in a fireplace, quick
as i could. disgusting really.

true, true, i wouldn't be
attempting to move him by
myself without collapsing.

sure thing. i'll do it once
binns gets onto the next topic.
he thinks my name is dale and
i'm a boy, i swear.

you can call me day if you'd like.

DAYLEN.

[ira edvard bludd]

DAY

I would too
if that happened to my book.
Better I buy a new one than use
one that has been drooled over.

Do you think Binns would notice
if I pushed Macnair,
and he slid off his chair?
I hope he doesn't take the book with him though.

You have a pretty name, Day.
Binns calls me "Miss" just because
my name ends with an A.


IRA

[daylen mariya krum]

IRA,

yes, and especially by macnair.
disgusting really.

i think we could conjure some
pillows and there'd be no problem.
he's not the most observant of
sorts. if you push him, i'll snatch
the book. it could work.

binns would probably think the
pillows were students; nutter.

why thank you. really? well,
that explains a lot. i was
wondering why that was happening.

DAY.

[ira edvard bludd]

DAY

Ah, his drool is the worst, I take it?

Alright, I'll start conjuring pillows
as soon as Binns turns around.
Uh-oh. Do I see drool
coming out of Macnair's mouth?
Tell me that isn't drool!

Ugh. Honestly!
Do I look like a girl?
I think my sister finds it all too amusing
that I'm being called "Miss".

IRA

[daylen mariya krum]

IRA,

it must be toxic; my book
was never the same after that.

i'm afraid to say it looks like
drool. disgusting. it may be
missing the book though...hopefully.
that looks like enough pillows
you ready to get to part two?

do i look like a boy?
you definately have a manly
appearance. my friends think
it's a riot for me to be 'dale'.

DAY.

[ira edvard bludd]

DAY

More's the pity.
And it looks like my book
is going to suffer the same fate
if we don't do anything about it.

Ready...
And he's off the chair!
Wait, his eyelids fluttered.
Ah, he's still drooling...

No, you certainly do not.
You're quite lovely, I would say.
Day is a much better fit.

IRA

[daylen mariya krum]

IRA,

then we must hurry to
make sure it doesn't!

got it!
oh no...the right corner
seems to be infected.
could have been worse...
but still. i'll charm it for
you, just give me a second.

thank you. i'd say them same
but of course, you look manly
not like a girl.

DAY.

[ira edvard bludd]

DAY

Oh. No.

Ugh!
I can see drool trickling from it!
I would appreciate that very much,
if you would charm it for me,
thank you.
I can never keep track of which spells
are to be used on things.

Haha! No one has ever
told me I was lovely before...
Manly is good, is it not?


IRA

[daylen mariya krum]

IRA,

i learned this charm the last
time it happened, trust me it's
quite the lifesaver. it is really
unfortunate how many times
i've had to use it, because macnair
is freakishly in almost all of my
classes...

manly is very good, trust me.

DAY.