^ I made u a beer..., ...but I drinked it

[Elaine River]

And now a list...

-I am majoring in microbiology and food chem in the context of brewing. I'm majoring in beer 'cause I'm cool like that.
-I was told today that my hair color matches Killian ale
-I have a poodle
-Bioshock is a lovely game, as are Knight of the Old Republic and anything in the Command and Conquer series.
-I'm a bellydancer, but I suck.
-I'm also a pirate. AAAARRRR!
-And a David Lynch fan!
-I have two tattoos: a dagger, and a bunch of hops. Yay, hops! Best plant ever!
-I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.
-Dogs > cats
-Lobsters are the best animals ever, especially rock lobsters!
-Everything tastes better raw

[Governor Liam Cleary]

Failing for the win? x_X I don't know how this thread slipped by me!

Majoring in beer is the greatest thing I've ever heard. I didn't even know it was possible. Freaking amazing.

I want to learn how to bellydance, but I am the most awkward person I have ever met, so I think I'm probably going to suck too.

Where are your tattoos? I only have one, so far- "No Regrets" (in French) on my inner wrists. I have a whole bunch more planned, though. Do you have any others planned?

I confess, I'm a cat person. But dogs are cool too, as long as they don't jump on me.

I haven't eaten too many raw foods except sushi, and clams. Anything you suggest?

And again, welcome to AVA.

[Elaine River]

The dagger's on my back, and the hops are on my ankle.

Carpaccio is the best food ever: wafer-thin slices of raw beef. I've also had it made with tuna.