The Region Report, The Scoop on the Unity

And now, from our own Regional Reporter, Shangri-La-La-La, heeere's The Scoop on the Unity

March 17, 2008
Report on Unity Government Released As the 14th nation arrived in the Unity today, an independent study based on UN data showed that the Unity is composed of a variety of nations ranging from the democratic to the tyrannic. The most common form of government category was a tie between Father Knows Best States and Inoffensive Centrist Democracy with three of each kind. These types represent a moderate dictatorship and a moderate democracy. Second place went to Liberal Democratic Socialists of which there were two. (For more information see Chart A) All in all, there were nine "democratic" nations and five "despotic" nations; at least from the UN's view point.

Interregional Organization, Dudes for Democracy, has released their statement this afternoon. It reads, "Dudes of the Unity, man... It is like so uncool to be undemocratic, man... Yea, a nation without the rule of law is like a nation without surfing man. It's like, always low tide, man, know what I mean?" However, international organization Sovereignty Watch has proposed a counter statement reading, "It is the right of every nation to determine its laws and governing style. The 'undemocratic' nations of the Unity must be allowed to be so if they choose." Tensions died by this evening over several milkshakes and frozen Daiquiris as opposing group members made fools of themselves singing Karaoke. Discussion ended after a very poorly done version of "Three Little Birds." The future is uncertain, but many Unity denizens are confident that 'every little thing is gonna be alright.'

March 18, 2008
Return of the King? (Embassy Island-AP) Cheers of joy rang out today with the return of the nation Celestial Planets, who had dissolved their political ties with the Unity 3 days ago and joined the political affiliation of Antarctica. Today they have reestablished their ties with the Unity, although official discussion hasn't resumed. Khana, secretary of foreign relation for the region, while hanging back up the plaque with the engraved name 'Celestial Planets' on a board listed 'Our Nations' stated, "I am very happy with Celestial Planets' decision to return. We are expecting their ambassadors once again here on Embassy Island."
Furthermore, Celestial Planets' mysterious statement about having been the leader of the region before they left leaves many wondering just what the nation of Celestial Planets is. Interregional political analyst, Ruben Haiz, released an inquisitive statement reading, "It is intriguing to me that Celestial Planets both claims to be the leader of the region and continually dissolves ties with the region to join other regions. Nonetheless, while the region has no legitimate leaders, besides the UN Delegate, I'm not surprised to see claims such as this. Unstable regions often lead to disputed claims of power. The best course of action would be to finish the constitution and establish a definite regional power."
Nonetheless, the Unity welcomes Celestial Planets back with open arms. A passing by sailor commented, "Oy! I like spinach. What? Celestial Planets? Yea, had some good times there. Ate some spinach." A Shangri La-La-La ambassador to Embassy Island commented, "We are happy with Celestial Planet's return and hope to continue international relations with them. What? Oh! My fly is undone! Uhh...erm...ahh Got it. Sorry, I'm not used to this 'formal international' attire." Also, in a public regional announcement, Unfettered Sunbathers inquired, "(Celestial Planets), you're back! Too cold?"
So, return of the king or return of the...well...other nation. Celestial Planets was the third nation to join the ever growing Unity and much is still left to know about it. Nonetheless, the future is bright in the Unity.

March 20, 2008
Environmental Summit (Kibou, Shangri La-La-La) The first Unity Environmental Summit took one large step closer to becoming a reality today when the governments of Aldoreen and THUS stated their intent to send delegates to the Summit. The intent of the Summit is to review the environmental condition of the Unity and form an international agreement to help better the quality of the environment throughout the Unity. In Kibou, preparations began to host the international community. Dr. Aki, professor of environmental science at Kibou University and chair of the Summit Welcoming Committee, stated happily, "Kibou is very happy to host the international community. We are very optimistic about the outcome of this Summit." Dr. Aki and his committee have been hard at work making multi-lingual pamphlets and preparing the floor for the committee.
This committee will not only break the traditional lack of international treaties in the Unity, but will also break the age-old isolationism of Kibou. The occasional tourist has permeated the invisible wall of Shangri La-La-La, but this will be the first time the international community has been allowed inside Shangri La-La-La's boarders. The political implications of this event remain unknown. The government of Shangri La-La-La has not taken a stance on whether it will try to break down isolationism in the coming years or not. But for the people of Shangri La-La-La, life goes on.

March 22, 2008
A Slow Start to the Constitutional Convention (Embassy Island) The long awaited constitutional convention started off yesterday with a speech by BaronRick, ambassador and president -because no one else wanted the job- of THUS. The audience, while small, was indeed moved by his speech. Tani, ambassador and president of Shangri La-La-La, commented, "BaronRick's speech was extraordinarily well done. What an appearance! And such humor! I have reviewed the preamble and can say I am impressed, however, debate will not be bypassed on this issue. I am optimistic about the outcome of this constituion."

Furthermore, as the debate was open to the floor, the Tercotta emissary approved it as it was. With the limited crowd, debates will probably be short but nonetheless meaningful. Furthermore, all parties present have reviewed the basic doctrine prior to the conference. More national ambassadors, third-party interests, and even spectators are being invited to join the convention as well, however, with the limited turn-out, the convention threatens to be long and drawn out in its ratification. The regional hat-rack said, "..." because, like usual, the regional hat-rack does not talk.

Despite minor setbacks, the constitutional convention is underway; promising greater collaboration and unity among the Unity. As the following days draw out, the greatest piece, if not the only piece, of international doctrine in the Unity faces it becoming. Only through international effort will the future of this doctrine be bright.

March 23, 2008
Unity Welcomes Royal Nordic while Missing THUS The Unity welcomes its newest member, Royal Nordic, today. Royal Nordic's arrival has come just as regional founder, THUS, has taken a break from regional politics. Royal Nordic has sent its first delegation to the constitutional committee to comment on the bill of rights and the preamble. Many are hopeful that this is a sign of that the Unity will go on despite the disappearance of its wise founder.

BaronRick, president of THUS, made an exit from the constitutional convention today, leaving many to wonder what state the Unity is in. BaronRick has also made an announcement to the region that he will be taking some time off. Was he just tired? Is is busy? Does he have a secret identity as a superhero? Residents of the Unity aren't sure. Billy Remus, self-proclaimed superhero expert, proclaimed, "From my extensive study on superheros, I can conclude that BaronRick is quite likely the alter ego of an amazing superhero." Others are skeptical of this statement.

Han Duo, regional bounty hunter has claimed to have captured a regional leader, but refuses to identify who it is. His furry assistant gave us the brief statement, "BURRRR-BURRRRIIIIIIIII...UUUGGGG!!! AHHHAHHHH URIURIURIURI!!!," however it was hard to discern his exact words.

An infamous author, Susan Hawthorne, know for her depressing stories, commented, "Ugggg... It is so simple you nitwits. BaronRick is tired of your silly little conventions. You all should get a life. Oh, and while your at it, buy my book, The Black Rose. It's about a disturbed girl who winds up as the president of a country where she slowly rips it apart piece by piece; bringing out the worst of humanity until a bloody civil war breaks out killing nearly everyone... No, I won't sign it! What?!? Do I look like a charity?!?"

Ruthenburuggenvondikenstruff Van Dotchentimengrethinbuggentrouth, political scientist, explained, "Ahh, but don't you see? Isn't it sybolic? To defend self-determination, BaronRick had to leave the convention. Without him, the international body will not be made and every nation will retain its full national sovereignty! He is a martyr of his own ideology!"

Pragmatist, Ryen Hyan, stated defensively, "Give him a break, will ya?!? Can't a leader take a break without being dogged by the media? What?!? You followed me home yesterday?!? I can explain!!! The spinach was for my brother-in-law, I swear!!!!"

Tani, president of Shangri La-La-La, while looking off into the sea's horizon, murmured, "BaronRick...Good luck, my friend..." before he realized we were behind him.

Anyway, the future of the region, so bright and promising not to long ago, is now cloudy with mist. What will the future bring? -No one knows.

April 7, 2008
Unity Flourishes Once Again After a long lull of inactivity, the Unity is blooming once again. Members Zagoruim and Royal Nordic have both made active posts in the last few days and have both released information about their nation in 'The Real You' page. Additionally, Fatatatutti, long standing friend of the Unity, has posted information about their nation and has remained active as always. Bravo, Zagoruim, Royal Nordic, and Fatatatutti! The Unity hoped to learn more about you as it continues.

As far as getting a regional government going, 6 nations have stated their readiness to vote in a Unity Unfolding poll. With such support, a government should be drafted soon. Although, with the lack of involvement from regional superpower THUS, some wonder if the constitution will be made.

Members of a strange beachcomber group, known as the Vigil Combers, are awaiting BaronRick's return. Spokesperson, Richard Konrad, stated, "The Vigil Combers await the return of the great BaronRick. We will not take part in any political activities until he returns! What's that?...Oh, that's right...we never took part in any political activities...Well I guess we'll go home now..."

Other's are eager to start a convention with who the Unity has now. Radio DJ, Jazz Kahanamoku, told our reporters, "Yo, my pops! What's shaking in the Unity? It would be snazzy if we had ourselves a regional government. Now I'm not saying we should a-leave anyone out, no no no no no; man, what I'm saying is we keep a-trying to form this government, you see, and try to get everyone involved again, yo yo yo! Now let's kick it back to a funky beat!"

Tani, who was appointed overseer of the region by BaronRick in his leave, gave an official statement to our reporters, "I understand the importance of such a regional government and I am willing to support multinational discussion about our regional government if there is a desire for such. If there is the general desire for forming our regional government, I assure you that I will do my duty and try to get as many nations involved as I can. No nation will be left out of this discussion if they wish to participate. In the mean time, I encourage all nations to stay active and express their interest in which direction they want the region to take."

The Unity is once again blooming, however the future is unknown. Will another icy breeze kill the bud before it blooms? Or will the Unity finally flower? Whatever is to happen, the Unity is ready to take it.

April 8th, 2008
Unity Establishes International Ties with Free Alliance of United States Shangri La-La-La officials set up an embassy in the Free Alliance of United States today as representatives from the region. While their position there is as a temporary placard until the Unity can organize, Shangri La-La-La has used its temporary caretaker of the region position as justification for establishing an embassy.

Tani, president of Shangri La-La-La and now regional representative to the Free Alliance of United States reported, "This step in interregional diplomacy is a very important step for the Unity. I believe it will be a mutually beneficial experience. While I have temporarily been representing our region, I encourage the other nations of the Unity to join me in representing our region or to elect some system of who should be our official representative."

Celebrations have arose around the Unity in this significant step for interregional collaboration. Hopefully, the Unity has a second interregional ally in addition to the respected Fatatatutti. The future is once again bright in the Unity.

April 9, 2008 (wow, I really felt like writing news today...)


Section A--Regional News


Unity Finally Establishes Embassy with Greater Fatatatutti

After a long awaited delay, Unity representatives under the jurisdiction of Shangri La-La-La have set up an official embassy with Greater Fatatatutti. Reason for this delay has been both technical and political in nature. Even now, Shangri La-La-La has only assumed temporary representation of the region in the lack of a regional government. Decision for the establishment of the embassy was made after Greater Fatatatutti representative, Dooley "Bruddah" Kamehameha, prompted the question, “My government is wondering why we still don't have any ambassadors, since we invited you almost three weeks ago,” in an official statement in embassy hall.

Embarrassed Unity officials broke through the red tape and set up an embassy earlier today. Tani, upon his return from Greater Fatatatutti, briefly responded to the hordes of reporters waiting in the airport with this statement: “I believe things went well today and hope for the betterment of relations between our two regions. Duly, I hope our region can organize itself in the meantime so that we can be better represented.” Tani, after two trips in the last few days to Greater Fatatatutti and The Free Alliance of United States, was seemingly jet lagged as he almost stumbled into a women’s restroom. While dozing in an airport café, it is rumored that young children drew a mustache on the national leader with a black pen. While Tani was unavailable for comment on the issue, pictures of the young ambassador with a flat hand-drawn Fu-Manchu have been popping up on internet sites.

In the meantime, many Unity residence wonder how long it will be until they have a regional government. Already, six nations have responded to a Unity Unfolding Poll that they are ready to vote for a regional government. Furthermore, THUS representative, BaronRick, has not made a reappearance yet on the international stage leaving a shadow of doubt over the region. Protesters were seen outside Embassy Island International Airport with shirts featuring a picture of BaronRick and words reading, “If found, please return to Unity.”



Section B-- Weather and Tidbits


Clouds over the Unity

The high pressure system that has been blessing the Unity with blue skies and sunshine is passing to the east. Minor low pressure systems and rain fronts have already began kicking in the west and north. In the north-west, fog has settled in around the normally sunny skies of THUS and to the north-east, a cold front has brought rain to the mountains of Shangri La-La-La resulting in new snow in the mountains. The following is a weather report for the following location.

THUS: Expect minor fog and mist in the morning and evenings. All tourism activities should not be hindered by the weather, but a light jacket is advised for morning and evening activities.

Cosmos Insanity: Expect the usual chill weather with highs in the mid-forties. The chance of precipitation is 40% in the next 24 hours. Possibly light snow drift but nothing unusual.

Zagoruim: ‘Mild and Wet’ is expected over ‘Freezing and Snowy’ due to the warmer weather headed your way.

Royal Nordic: Expect clear skies for the next few days with warm wind coming in from the south. Spring may have a good start this week.

Fatatatutti: Expect some of the rain front passing over our way in the next couple of days. It should be very light showers if any with relatively warm weather.

Shangri La-La-La: Rain-shadow effect should bring rain to the western and southern sides of the Central Mountains. New snow is expected in the highlands and the mountains. Mild rain should help the crops in much of the region.



Section C--The Scoop


Jazz Singer Adrift

During a live performance on a cruise ship passing Embassy Island, famed jazz singer, Gina Ray, fell overboard. During her popular number, “The Girl with Blue Shoes,” she toppled overboard for reasons unknown taking a saxophone with her. Both her and the brass were rescued immediately by the ship’s crew. Gina told reporters, “I don’t know what really happened… One moment I’m putting my heart into a song, and the next thing I know- Splash! I’m swimming in the Ocean!” She was in good spirits following her rescue and continued on with her performance within the hour. Medical officials have classified her condition as ‘normal.’ Gina joked to reporters, "I guess I got too into the blues."


Panda Elected into Shangri La-La-La Congress

Yuki, a medium sized female panda, was elected into the Shangri La-La-La congress for a small south-western province in replacement of Fuyu, the white hare, who stepped down yesterday. However, she will continue living in her bamboo forest while in office. The province, Kawa-ken, has a spotted history of electing animals for their representatives. Villagers said they admired her gentle qualities and charisma. Congress has received the provinces elected delegates respectfully and representatives have been free to come and go from the capital building. Fuyu, while sitting through at least 40 congressional hearings, suddenly left his office yesterday and voters in Kawa-ken decided to replace him with Yuki. While foreign criticisms continues, Shangri La-La-La is tying to cope with the odd nature of it's congress. "Mossy", an inanimate stone who never voted one way or the other, had nothing to say on this issue.



Section D--Sports


Kibou Cranes beat out Hoshi Comets

The new baseball craze that has started up in Shangri La-La-La's west coast after being introduced by a returning professor has resulted in the first Baseball League in Shangri La-La-La. The West Coast League began it's first season game today in Hana Field, Kibou with the Kibou Cranes pulling 9-7 victory over the Hoshi Comets. The ballpark was nearly full with spectators of whom are just getting into the sport. To foreign visitors, the game may have seemed odd as the game is slightly different in Shangri La-La-La. A lower pitcher's mound and woven ball make for a slightly more offensive game then in other countries. In custom with Shangri La-La-La tradition, no leather is used and both gloves and balls are woven. While some international baseball fans mock the newly formed league, others are supportive. Fred Friedman, international baseball commissioner of the Sunny League, stated, "It is good to see baseball catching on in Shangri La-La-La. I enjoyed the game...It was quite different then other baseball games, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. They served pickled radish at the game; I'm actually thinking of introducing that to some of the other teams." And so another sport catches hold in Shangri La-La-La; political analysts wonder if this is a sign of Shangri La-La-La's isolationism melting away.


Section E--Economics


New Look for High Five

The Shangri La-La-La currency, formerly known as the high five, has been updated to the High Five, a slightly more domesticated twist. The currency, which was rough, at best, composed of different notes and ingots, has now been formalized into a slightly newer system with new bills featuring wildlife of Shangri La-La-La. Old currency will still be in circulation and is valid in Shangri La-La-La. Since currency doesn't play a huge role in the socialist economy, economists and social analysts don't expect much reaction to the new currency.


Cheese Industry Temporarily Shut Down on Gouda Island

Gouda Island, an autonomous island on the outskirts of the Unity, has shut down its cheese industry after a series of health concerns. Consumers across the Unity reported mild food poisoning associated with the cheese from Gouda Island and in response, Gouda Island has volentarily shut down its cheese industry for inspection. Some regional analysts blame the lack of international food regulation for the problem. However, do to the cooperation from the industry and Gouda Island, it seems this issue will resolve itself.

April 12, 2008


Section A--Regional News

Lazy Days for the Unity
The Unity enjoyed another day of limited activity. The Unity has seemed to peak for the time in its growth, although, momentarily today, The Colony of Holmsley joined the Unity only to leave it almost immediately. The region is full of nations whose functionality is questionable. The Republic of Riseland, one such nation, has not been heard from for 27 days, according to WA intelligence reports.

Many of the nations of the Unity may go extinct within a matter of days. "Their societies are just falling apart," remarked sociologist Gene Truban. "The failing of a nation-state can occur for a variety of reasons. In the case of the Unity, it seems the inactivity and apathy felt towards the government may have led to the demise of the rule of law."

But while some nations wither, some remain strong. The same major nations have had sway in the Unity for some time. However, even they are starting to show less interest in the region as a whole. While some nations, such as THUS, are in no threat of dissolving, they have lost contact with the other nations in their region. Regional powers have yet to act to preserve the Unity's diplomatic ties. Right now, it seems as if only Tao's lists of wonders and the ever popular Question of the Day are keeping the region together.


Section B--Weather and Tidbits

Sunny Days for the Unity
The storm system passing over the Unity has cleared up leaving bright skies and clear surf. While each nation can expect their own localized weather forecast, it seems as the Unity as a whole will be experiencing nice weather. A new swell should bring the surfers to the beaches as well. The Unity has some bright days coming up so enjoy the weather.


Section C--The Scoop

Updated Report in Nation Files
Zagoruim has updated its national files today giving many a better insight of what life is like within the walls of Zagoruim. When asked what word best described the passage about Zagoruim, a passing nutritionist said, "Dank..." When asked the same question, a 74 year old ice cream man said, "No thank you, I've eaten my prunes today." Zagoruim has also had some wonders up for nomination on Tao's wonders of the Unity lists which have helped many understand life in Zagoruim. One tourist remarked, "I'll be sure to bring my umbrella... my umbrella sword!"


The Wonder That's Sweeping the Unity
Tao, the wandering poet, has recently been releasing lists of the wonders of the Unity. Nations and individuals are encouraged to nominate wonders for these lists. So far, things have been turning out all right for Tao. The wonders of the unity has been all the rage across the region and many tune into radio shows and late night television (where there is television) to hear about what has been nominated today. There are a variety of lists and plenty of interesting wonders to hear about. Khana, secretary of foreign relations for the Unity, stated, "The Wonders of the Unity is definitely something you want to get in on. It's so much fun!"

Tao's goal is to get enough nominations and eventually compile the lists that will go down in Unity history. While he hasn't gotten enough nominees yet, he is optimistic about more on the way. Additionally, he keeps releasing new lists allowing for the fun to continue. Tao's lists have been all the rage in the Unity, and new members are encouraged to jump aboard. Slowly, we're discovering the Wonders of the Unity.

Hmm... so I can just march right into the newspaper office and put out an edition of my own....

The Sports Page

Two games were played today in what might well become the first annual Fatatatutti Ambassador's Invitational Soccer Tournament (catchy acronym: FAIST).

In the opener, Fatatatutti's Globetrotters were challenged by about forty local schoolchildren. The too-many-men infraction was offset by the Globetrotters' practice of picking up the children and carrying them down the field. A certain amount of ticking was also observed.

The game officials seem to have spent most of the second half in the beer tent.

The ball went missing shortly after half-time, but that had little effect on game play. After the spectators were enlisted to aid in the search, it was eventually found in the back of the Globetrotters' net, where it was declared the game-winning goal.

In the second outing, Fatatatutti's Flying Fembots took on several spectators who had wandered onto the field and never left. Some of the grass skirts proved to be too long and a time-out was called to trim them. Half-time was skipped because the timekeeper had left to join the other officials. Eventually, the game was called with no score when the ball rolled into the refreshment area and the patrons refused to give it back, citing several health-code violations.

A third scheduled game was cancelled when Fatatatutti's Other Team failed to show up.

Tomorrow's schedule has not been finalized yet but an exciting match-up between the Flying Fembots and the forty children is expected.

Saturday's festivities began with a pancake breakfast for all players, spectators, interested bystanders and passers-by. The morning game was postponed due to an excess of festivities on the field.

The afternoon game was an all-Fatatatutti match-up between the Globetrotters and the Fembots. Star goalie Danni Kahoolaui scored a long kick for the Fembots just before the half. The Trotters' pep-talk apparently didn't take effect, as the second half became a rout, with a final score of seven-nil. Their vaunted stepladder strategy also failed to translate into any goals.

In the evening, there was a skills demonstration by several of the tournament's star players, which resulted in the ball being lost in the bushes. A pot-luck supper followed.

Sunday morning's game was postponed due to everybody sleeping late. The afternoon game was delayed by a local fellow in sackcloth and ashes who harangued the crowd for several hours, citing the sin of "pleasure on Sunday", among others. Eventually, when he was satisfied that he had sufficiently ruined our pleasure, he wandered off muttering to himself.

The game that followed, between the Flying Fembots and the Forty Schoolchildren, as they are now called, was uneventful, with no score. We had a seafood boil on the beach for supper.

Monday's games have been cancelled due to the Big Mama aircraft being called away on a search-and-rescue mission, with flight engineer Lt. Kahoolaui and observer Trooper Spencer-Smith, two of the Fembots' most experienced players. My lovely and talented daughter Kelly has been drafted (the Fembots are calling her 'Kiki') and we're waiting for my sister Angel to come back from a weekend gig in Unfettered Sunbathers, as she's the only other Fatatautian woman available.

Next year, we're hoping to have the tournament televised. The Comedy Network has expressed an interest.

May 5, 2008

Shangri La-La-La Officials Withdraw From Embassy Island (AP- Embassy Island)

Shangri La-La-La officials have withdrawn from Embassy Island today, leaving only their representatives in the newly formed Unity Sea Patrol. Tani and his diplomatic crew were seen departing in a wooden ship late this afternoon. After putting a lot of effort into the forming of an international community, Tani is headed back to Shangri La-La-La.

Furthermore, nobody really knows where Shangri La-La-La is. While it is known that it lies to the North-East, no foreign diplomat has come to its shores. No nations responded to the environmental summit after it was scheduled to be held in Kibou, and now the congress is once again meeting in Kibou Palace, which was to serve as the meeting site for the international community. No nations responded to the invitation from Shangri La-La-La to hold a ping-pong tournament on its soil, nor as any mountain climber responded to the invitation to climb Mt. Shangri. As the Shangri La-La-La diplomatic team left this afternoon, they took the only map showing the location of their sub continent. While air and sea reconnaissance could be used to find the nation, many feel that that would violate the privacy of Shangri La-La-La, a traditionally isolated nation.

Khana, Secretary of Foreign Relations, on Embassy Island, said, "It is better to not go looking for Shangri La-La-La. They will open to you if they want you to come. I feel bad that my friend has left, but he may return in time; just don't go looking for him."

Tani gave a final statement to reporters before embarking. The normally cheerful and optimistic young man looked serious today as he prepared to disembark. He said, "Fellow nations, we have worked hard to try to strengthen our relationships with our neighbors. Today we sail back to our homeland, unsuccessful. Due to recent developments, Shangri La-La-La no longer feels secure in the international community and will return to its policy of isolationism. We thank you for your friendship, to those who showed us kindness, and we still consider you our distant neighbors. Shangri La-La-La sends its best regards to the Unity. May you prosper."

Some political annalists speculate that the reason for Shangri La-La-La's departure is the arrogant and threatening letters their diplomats have received. Reports gained access to the letter which are printed below.

From The Kingdom of Mary Queen of Scots, a letter read,
"CALM DOWN AND I WILL NOT RELAX!!!!!"

From the Kingdom of Royal Nordic, a letter read,
"Fine let me make this very clear.

One of my friends has The Commomwealth of Great Nordic, Ok.
One of my friends has the Commonwealth of Girls Skirts, Ok.

They are both Commonwealths of Royal Nordic because my friends do not want to take the responsibility of them. Therefore, me soveriegn of 3, with them occasionally running the nation themselves. were do i post?"

Shangri La-La-La has expressed its opposition to colonization and multi-nation conglomerations ruled by one individual. It has also shown opposition to the triumvirate appointed by Royal Nordic to help manage the region.

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Weather Report

Our state-of-the-art equipment, along with a healthy dose of wishful thinking, is predicting snow for most areas of Embassy Isle. Choo-Choo has purchased a pair of earmuffs from eBay and hopes they arrive before the cold snap. We are searching Google Earth for a hill suitable for surfing down.

Motorists are advised to use extra caution. If caution supplies run low, Fatatatutti is prepared to airlift more in.