The Embassy

Foreign nations and regional representatives are welcome to establish an embassy in The Unity of Archipelagoes.

Among the peaceful waves of The Unity of Archipelagoes lies Embassy Isle; an crescent-shaped island dedicated to the establishment of international ties with the Unity. The tropical island features plenty of space for embassies and a warm climate for the the enjoyment of the emissaries. The Unity has set aside this island for foreign embassies wishing to hold international relations with the Unity. All foreign nations and regional representatives are welcome. So, if you are interested in establishing an embassy, please apply below. Oh, and enjoy the weather. (If you want to skip the intro, just go down to the application.)



At the center of the bay, a rustic cabana, with hammock swaying in the gentle breeze, sits lazily in the tropic sunlight. Inside the cabana, the sunlight seeps heavily through the windows and lazily curls up on the floor. The cabana contains a few desks and drawers as well as a small bed. The main desk is cluttered with papers and two large, sandaled feet. The owner of these feet sit back in his woven chair; arms behind his head and brimmed sailors-hat puled over his eyes. His gentle snoring mingles with the fresh breeze.

Upon your arrival, he sits upright; startled.
"Oh, welcome to The Unity of Archipelagoes embassy headquarters! Will you be applying for an embassy?"
He scuttles the papers on the desk around, stops, looks under the desk, then begins scuttling papers around again.
"My name is Khana," he remarks as he opens a few drawers and searches their contents. "I am the regional secretary of foreign relations." He searches a few more drawers as he continues, "If you have any questions or concerns you are more than welcome to ask me."
With a triumphant, "Ahh!" he produces a pile of forms. "Here they are; the embassy applications." He hands one to you.

Embassy Application

Welcome to The Unity of Archipelagoes. If you wish to establish an embassy with us, please fill out the following questions and return the form to our office. Embassies rights will be granted to all applying members as long as there is space available and they meet the simple requirements listed below.

Requirements: Embassies shall represent a nation, region, or people. Embassies shall be non-military in nature. Embassies should be respectful of the region and its environment.

Embassy Rights: Embassies shall be granted access to all regional activities besides government procedures. Embassies can carry out relations with the regional as a whole, or consenting individual nations. Embassies can express their views on regional issues and give their advise. Embassies can throw kicking parties.

Application:
Nations, Region, or People represented ____________________.
Ambassador's Name (or secret identity) _____________________.

Optional:
Please provide a brief description of you embassy.

If you want to apply for an embassy, just reply to this post.

The People's Republic of Fatatatutti is pleased to nominate Dooley 'Bruddah' Kamehameha as our ambassador to the Unity of Archepalegos.

Bruddah is a former member of Fatatatutti's National Soccer Team, a former champion surfer and the founder of the Bruddah's chain of restaurants. He and his wife, his seven children and other assorted relatives will be living under a tarp on the beach until a suitable embassy can be designed.

Will he be required to wear a tie? If so, arragements can be made to purchase one.

Pending approval by the Parliament of Fatatatutti and the Unity of Archepalegos, Bruddah and his entourage will arrive on the next scheduled flight of Air Fatatatutti (our motto: "Every flight is a non-stop luau.") - scheduled to arrive when the food runs out.

Deputy Prime Minister of Fatatatutti

Khana, regional secretary of foreign relations, filled out the paperwork officially recognizing the embassy from Fatatatutti while grinning happily. "Oh, this is so wonderful! Our first embassy!" He excitedly remarked, "You are now an official embassy, look!"



Official Embassy

The Unity of Archipelagoes officially recognizes The People's Republic of Fatatatutti as an official embassy nation. They have been granted lot 1 and are hereby in charge of aforesaid lot. The aforementioned nation is given all rights and privileges of an embassy nation. The Unity looks forward to our upcoming relations.



All right, now that we have an embassy, I'll post some more topics for the ambassadors. We'll leave this thread for future applicants. I'll create another one for ambassador discussions and another just as an official list of the embassies we have. I'll also post one for embassy life so that 'Bruddah' can have a place to unfold. Check it out, dudes! Anyway, have a good one and congratulations to Fatatatutti for the first embassy!

Official Embassy

The Unity of Archipelagoes officially recognizes the Free Alliance of United States as an official embassy region. They have been granted lot 2 and are hereby in charge of aforesaid lot. The aforementioned region is given all rights and privileges of an embassy nation. The Unity looks forward to our upcoming relations.

The Free Alliance of united States is delighted to be granted this great honour by the The Unity of Archipelagoes.

At present I will be the ambassador in this region. I look forward to getting to know the members of this region and strenghtening the bonds between our two regions.

Howdy neighbour. Welcome to the block.

Sorry you missed the big luau. We'll have to make do with the ordinary weekend luaus until the next holiday.

If the children bother you, just send them back over the fence. (Yes, you will want a fence.)

The Unity welcomes you, Blackrock. We hope you enjoy your stay here. You have been given lot two and are free to design your embassy however you choose. Right now, it is filled with only a cabana, but construction of an embassy to suit your needs can begin as long as it meets environmental and building standards.

In the meantime, our friendly secretary of foreign relations, Khana, will show you around the Unity HQ.


Khana: "Welcome to the Unity! I hope you enjoy your stay here. The embassies are all located here on Embassy Island, near the center of the Unity. Let's begin with a tour of 'The Embassy Sector', where you undoubtedly will find yourself at home.

The Embassy Sector features:
Embassy Hall- where you can discuss any issue you want as an ambassador
Ambassador's Life- Where your story behind your ambassador can unfold

Next we have the 'Constitutional Committee" which features:
2nd Constitutional Contention: where we are currently drafting an international body, which you are welcome to join.
And also serves as the place where we discuss our regional government...which hasn't happened yet.

Oh, while we're passing this newspaper stand, check out the 'Unity Unfolding', our regional newspaper.

As yes, the 'General Discussion' offers precisely that as well as a Haiku lounge.

"International Relations' is where all the random interesting international stuff happens. You can respond to anything there or post your own topic.

'The Real You' is where you can tell us about your nation and read about other nations.

'Game Play' offers basic help if you should need it.

That's about it, have a frozen lemonade and relax! Welcome to the Unity!"

I deleted Great Nordic's entry on in the official list of embassies as Great Nordic did not apply for an embassy. Sorry, but all embassies need applications.

As for the EU's request to use our forums, the answer is no, unless THUS gives the ok. The EU can make their own forums if they so desire.

Now, without further ado, I'm going back to the festivities!

Embassy Application

Nation: The United Kingdom of Great Angland
Ambassador: Ambassador Rachel Gordon.

Due to lack of interest in this region by its own 'leaders', I have decided to resign my position as ambassador, effective immediately. If you want another ambassador at any time in the future, feel free to make a request to the Government of Fatatatutti.

I and my family have returned to Fatatatutti as of yesterday. We have enjoyed our stay but it is time to move on to a livelier setting. If you're ever in Fatatatutti, come by and see us.

Bruddah