"Ecstasy of Gold" blares over the PA. Jason Martel and Scott Modano appear from behind the curtain.
Scott walks down to the ring, laughing at and taunting random fans in the crowd as does Jason. Jason also raises his backhand as if to threaten to backhand slap someone but doesn't follow through. Gordon Heath follows behind them. They walk down to the ring, smirking arrogantly at the crowd.
Holly: This is a three on two handicap match set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath... the team of Scott Modano and Jason Martel, NONCONFORMITY!
Pedro: This rivalry dates back awhile as Jason Martel and Scott Modano brought in Gordon Heath as their manager without consulting with Matt Margera.
Brandon: And their careers are starting to blossom because of it!
"Eat Me Drink Me" plays over the PA system.
Tanya Adams comes out, wearing her Dark Ones robe. She walks down to the ring, looking as if she's trying to figure out how Nonconformity was ever allowed to join the Dark Ones.
Holly: And their partner... TANYA ADAMS!
Pedro: Tanya doesn't seemed to thrilled to be teaming with Scott Modano and Jason Martel.
Brandon: No, she doesn't look happy because Hellspawn retired the UHW Tag Titles before Scott Modano and Jason Martel had a chance to win them. She's sad for Scott and Jason.
Pedro: A fountain of misinformation you are!
"I Want To Be Me" hits.
Matt Margera and Wench come out as Angie follows behind them. Matt skateboards down the security railing to the ring as the crowd cheers him. Wench has a skateboard of her own and skates down the other railing. Angie has decided to try to outdo everyone by coming out on a BMX bike and riding the railing that Wench just skateboarded on.
Holly: And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Angie... MATT MARGERA AND WENCH!!
Brandon: And now Moe, Larry and Curly make their way to the ring.
Pedro: Oh would you be serious for just a second!
Matt kickflips off the railing to the floor, picks up his board and enters the ring, and Wench does the same. Angie jumps off the railing, hops off the bike and lets a stagehand take it to the back. Angie enters the ring with Wench and Matt. Matt climbs the turnuckle and holds his skateboard over his head with both hands like it's a title belt. Wench climbs to the other side and does the same, and Angie stands in between them and plays to the crowd.
Tanya and Wench start the match off. They stare each other down as the crowd is buzzing. Wench slaps Tanya across the face.
Brandon: Now that's what I call a BITCH slap!
Wench just stands there as Tanya answers with a slap right back.
Wench responds by poking Tanya in the eye to a huge pop from the crowd.
Brandon: Oh come on! That should be a disqualification!
Pedro: The referee using his discretion.
Brandon: Yeah when it's for his favorite wrestlers.
Wench with a series of open hand slaps to Tanya's chest, followed up by whipping her into the ropes. Wench goes for a hiptoss, but Tanya blocks it and knocks Wench down, going down with her, with a vicious clothesline. Tanya immediately goes for a triangle hold, but Wench quickly makes it to the ropes, forcing Tanya to break the hold. Tanya goes and makes a tag to Scott Modano, and the crowd is yelling at the top of their lungs in anticipation for Wench to make a tag to Matt Margera. Modano points over to Margera, and Margera obliges, putting his hand out for Wench to tag. Modano charges at Margera with a clothesline, but Margera ducks. Modano turns around and Margera hits him with a series of knife edge chops as the crowd goes "WOOOOOOOOO!" with each one. Margera knocks Modano down with a dropkick. Jason Martel runs in and tries to ambush Margera, but Margera catches him with a jumping spinning back kick, and Martel rolls back to the outside. Tanya Adams runs in and rakes Margera across the back, but Wench runs in and takes Tanya down with a clothesline. Tanya, Scott and Jason all roll out to the outside. Gordie gets in a huddle with them, but Margera and Wench come flying over the ropes to the outside. Margera goes for a corkscrew plancha while Wench goes for a somersault plancha, and they take out Tanya, Scott, Jason and Gordie as the crowd goes wild. Angie goes over and picks Gordie up, and locks him in the Iron Claw as the crowd cheers even louder. Angie lets go of the hold, and knocks him out with a punch to the jaw.
Angie goes back to her corner as officials come down to ringside and help Gordie to the back as the crowd sings "NANA-NAA-NA! NANA-NAA-NA! HEY-EY-EY! GOOD BYE!"
Brandon: Now that's not right! Angie should be ejected for getting involved in the match!
Pedro: All she did was punch Gordon Heath, who last I checked is a manager.
Brandon: Then she should have her manager's license revoked!
Margera rolls Modano back into the ring as Wench goes back to her corner, as do Tanya and Jason. Margera clubs Modano over the back, then picks him up. Margera whips Modano into the ropes, but Modano gets a hold of his momentum. Modano springboards off the ropes and nails Margera with a springboard dropkick. Margera staggers back up, and Modano nails him with the Broken Jaw. Modano with a tag in to Martel. Martel and Modano hit Margera with a double suplex, then Modano goes back to his corner. Martel with a fist drop on Margera, followed up by an exaggerated chinlock, a spoof on Randy Orton's chinlock. Martel keeps the hold locked on till Wench runs in and kicks him in the back. Martel lets go and threatens Wench.
Pedro: Martel needs to keep his attention on Margera rather than putting the bad mouth to Wench.
Brandon: Scott has Matt right where he wants him.
Martel turns his attention back to Margera. Martel goes to pick Margera back up by the head, but Margera nails him with a sitout jawbreaker. Martel, nursing his jaw, goes over and makes the tag to Tanya while Margera tags Wench back in. Tanya going for a clothesline, but Wench ducks. Wench off the ropes and hits Tanya with a hurricanrana. Wench holds on for the pin.
Pedro: ONE...TWO...NO! Tanya kicks out.
Brandon: Yeah, barely! That was such a fast count!
Pedro: It was not!
Both women back up, but Wench takes Tanya back down with a sidewalk slam. Wench stomps away at Tanya, followed by an elbow drop.
Pedro: Cover... ONE...TWO...Tanya kicks out yet again.
Wench picks Tanya up, but Tanya nails Wench with a heavy punch. Tanya follows that up by nailing Wench with a roundhouse kick.
Pedro: What a vicious roundhouse by Tanya Adams!
Brandon: As opposed to a courteous roundhouse?
Tanya with the tag in to Martel. Martel with a breakdance into a leg drop on Wench. Martel picks Wench up as if to go for a back suplex, but turns it into a backbreaker!
Pedro: Martel with the Jason Breaker on Wench.
Brandon: That should do it right there.
Pedro: Martel with a cover. ONE...TWO...Margera breaks up the count.
The ref admonishes Margera back to his corner as Martel and Modano switch without a tag behind the ref's back. Modano makes sure to clap his hand as Margera tries to get the ref to turn around. The ref forces Margera back to his corner as Martel and Modano pick Wench up and nail her with a Double STO.
Brandon: Jason Martel and Scott Modano nailing Wench with the Double STD.
Pedro: It's STO, you dolt!
Modano bounces off the ropes, goes into a rolling thunder and transitions into a leg drop, attempting a Seventh Seal, but Wench rolls out of the way as Modano lands on his ass. Modano nursing his backside making the tag to Tanya as Wench tags in Margera. The crowd comes alive for a showdown between Margera and Tanya because of the face male taking on the heel female.
Pedro: Now this ought to be interesting.
Brandon: If Margera is the gentlemen that he is, then he'll tag right back out to Wench.
Pedro: I didn't hear you criticize either member of Nonconformity for striking Wench!
Brandon: That's because they don't claim to be gentlemen!
Tanya puts her fists up, yelling at Margera to put up his dukes. He just laughs it off. Tanya goes for a right hand, but Margera ducks. Tanya going for a left, but Margera ducks, turns Tanya around and picks her up, nailing her with an atomic drop. Tanya sells it by landing on her feet and holding her backside in pain as Margera mocks her selling. Margera follows up with a one handed bulldog. Margera with a pin as Angie cheers him on.
Pedro: ONE...TWO...Scott Modano breaks up the pin.
Margera yells at Modano as the ref sends Modano back to his corner. Before Margera has a chance to turn around, Tanya is back up and nails him with a reverse DDT. Tanya with the tag in to Martel. Martel picks Margera up by the head. Martel has Margera up for what seems to be a vertical suplex, but turns it into a Michinoku driver.
Pedro: Falcon Arrow could do it! ONE...TWO...NO! Margera somehow had the wherewithal to get the shoulder up.
Brandon: It's only a matter of time before the teacher gets schooled by the students.
Frustrated, Martel picks Margera up and nails him with a series of stiff knife edge chops, followed up by a series of stiff forearm shots. Martel whips Margera into the corner. Martel immediately charges in and nails a running clothesline in the corner transitioned into a running bulldog. Martel with the cover.
Pedro: ONE...TWO...Wench breaks it up.
The ref admonishes Wench back to the corner as Martel picks Margera up and places him on his shoulders in an Argentine Backbreaker. Martel jumps down on his knees to the mat, breaking his opponent's back over his shoulders.
Brandon: Gimme gimme shock treatment! Haha!
Pedro: Here's hoping you never make it to the auditions of Last Comic Standing.
Martel with the tag in to Modano. Modano with a gutwrench powerbomb on Margera, followed up by a flash elbow drop. Modano with a series of stomps on Margera, then decides to go to the top rope. Modano nails Margera with a corkscrew elbow drop.
Modano with a pin.
Pedro: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Margera barely got the shoulder up!
Brandon: How is he still alive?!
Modano pounds the mat in frustration, then tags in Tanya. Tanya goes to pick Margera up, but Margera punches her in the gut, followed up by a snap suplex. Angie pounds the apron, cheering Margera on as he rolls over and tags in Wench, who immediately climbs to the top as Tanya slowly gets up. Wench comes flying off the top turnbuckle and nails Tanya with a missile dropkick to a huge pop from the crowd. Wench grabs Tanya by the head, then bangs her head to the canvas several times as the crowd cheers on. Wench picks Tanya up by the head and shouts to the crowd, ready to go for the Twist of Fate. But Tanya pushes Wench into her team's corner, where Martel coldcocks Wench with a cheap shotm, staggering her.
Tanya with an Unprettier on Wench. Tanya goes up top, and comes flying down, nailing Wench with a twisting moonsault. ONE...TWO...Wench manages to get her shoulder up. Tanya chokes away at Wench in an attempt to keep her down. Tanya picks Wench up and backs her against the ropes, then locks in a tarantula. The ref counts to four as Tanya lets go. Tanya grabs Wench by the back of the head, going for the Sleeping Time. But as Tanya goes up for the headstand, Wench counters with a tombstone piledriver!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Pedro: Forgive me in advance... HOLY SHIT!
Brandon: Well at least you're not dropping five F' bombs in a row like some wrestling announcers on Mav TV.
Both women are down. Modano and Martel are reaching out for tags. Angie is pounding the ring apron, cheering Wench on to make a tag to Margera. Both ladies slowly make it to their corners. Tanya tags in Modano, and Wench tags in Margera. Margera takes Modano down with a dropsault. Martel tries to run in for a cheap shot, but Margera catches him with an inverted atomic drop. Margera runs the ropes as both Modano and Martel get up. Margera nails them both with a Whisper in the Wind!
Margera picks Martel up and dumps him to the outside. Margera plays to the crowd, but Modano is getting back up. Modano catches Margera from behind and turns him around. Modano acts like he's going for a fallaway slam, transitions into a Rock Bottom, but ends the move with a backbreaker.
Brandon: Matt Margera cared a little too much about how this crowd liked him and now it costs him.
Modano with a pin.
Brandon: Matt Margera is like that cockroach that you can't kill!
Modano has a look of shock come over his face, dumbfounded at how Margera could kick out of the Modanobreaker. Modano picks Margera up and goes for series of suplexes. First, the German suplex, then a dragon suplex, and finally an Aztec suplex.
Pedro: ChimeraPlex by Modano as he holds on for the pin. ONE...TWO...NO!! Margera barely gets the shoulder up.
Brandon: What does Scott Modano have to do to put Matt Margera away?!
Modano with a tag into Martel. Modano places Margera on turnbuckle as Martel climbs another turnbuckle. Modano with a superplex, then Martel comes flying down with a moonsault turned into a leg drop(Leap of Faith) on Margera. Martel and Modano pick Margera up and throw him into the ropes. He comes off the ropes, and they throw him up in the air for a double flapjack, but Margera comes down and nails both Martel and Modano with a double DDT.
Margera back up and picks Modano up by the back of his head. Margera with a Viva La Fusion on Modano. Tanya runs in at Margera, and Margera locks her in the Viva La Claw to a big pop. Margera lets Tanya go as Wench runs in and spears her, sending her to the outside. Wench and Tanya brawl on the outside as Angie tries to stay out of the way. Margera goes to cover Modano, but the ref tells Margera that the pin can't be counted because Modano is not the legal man. Margera argues with the ref as Martel is getting back up. Martel turns Margera around and picks him up, Margera over his shoulder, facing upwards. Martel then brings Margera in front of him (with his opponent hanging head first above the mat), grabbing his head and DDTing him to the mat.
Pedro: The Martel Meltdown! ONE...TWO...THREE!
Brandon: Yes! I told you the teacher would get schooled!
Holly: Here are your winners... TANYA ADAMS AND NONCONFORMITY!
Tanya gets away from Wench as Scott Modano and Jason Martel run to the outside to celebrate the win with Tanya. Tanya's trying to fake happiness as Wench and Angie go in to check on Matt Margera. Margera slowly gets up, holding on to his head as Wench and Angie help him up. The crowd gives Margera a standing ovation for his effort as Margera points to the crowd and pounds his chest. Wench and Angie escort Margera off as he continues to hold his head.