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Camera pans down to ringside, then all of a sudden "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits.
DF: Why is that music playing?
JS: Must be the new guy in the production truck. Guess he got mixed up and mistook UHW for ECW.
DF: Wait just a second...Is that who I think it is walking down to ringside?!
Camera pans to the ringside seats, & making their way to the front row are Vince Bischoff, Thomas and Chris Bussey, Tooer, Frankenstein Man, Franco D'Angelo, and "Main Event" Mike Foxx!
DF: If I'm not mistaken, taking their seats front row are WCE owner Vince Bischoff along with WCE superstars Tooer and Frankenstein Man, as well as PCW co-owners Thomas and Chris Bussey with their PCW superstars of Franco D'Angelo and "Main Event" Mike Foxx!
JS: Well we can't really complain about them being here if they bought a ticket.
DF: But why are they here at UHW Sacrifice II?
"Exodus" booms over the PA, and out come the Sports Nutz along with Gordon Heath.
AJ: Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by their manager, "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath...George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller!...THE SPORTS NUTZ!
Craig and George are hurling peanuts at the ringside fans as they make their way to the ring. They spot the WCE and PCW guys walk up to them.
DF: Now what do we have going on here?
JS: Maybe the Sports Nutz want to say hi to some old friends. If I'm not mistaken, they got their first big break in WCE.
George goes up to Vince Bischoff and belches in his face.
DF: Well there's a nice how do you do!
Disgusted at what just happened, all the WCE and PCW guys jump over the barricade and brawl with George, Craig, and Gordie.
DF: We need security down there right now!
JS: Why can't wrestlers just simply watch a show when they buy tickets to another promotion's show anymore?!
Frankenstein Man then grabs a fan out of the front row for no reason and starts beating him up, powerbombing him on the floor. Frankenstein Man picks the fan up and throws him into the ringsteps, then rams his head repeatedly into the steps. Security rushes down to ringside and breaks up the melee, then order the WCE and PCW guys to leave the premises. They do after shouting some obscenities at the Sports Nutz. EMTs rush down to ringside and carry the fan off.
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