DF: Are you ready for some Texas Tornado tag team action Josh?
JS: You damn bet I am Denzel! This is going to be great!
DF: The sheer hatred between these four men has been building for months, and for Mitch and Cage, it goes back over a year!
"Take This Life" starts ripping out the first riffs as the arena darkens and a red smoke fills the stage. As the riff changes blue, red and purple strobe lighting flashes across the ring, ramp and stage as a white strobe flashes around the audience. As the vocals start Cage slowly walks out onto the stage with his head lowered. Cage whips his head up and starts to walk down the ring. He looks around as the red and blue spotlights flicker and flash all over the arena and the white spotlight follows him to the ring. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks to both sides before running and sliding into the ring. He stands and climbs the turnbuckle as the chorus begins. He holds out both arms and looks at the fans. He jumps down as the chorus ends and stands in the centre of the ring staring at the stage as the song continues. He lowers his head as the song fades after the second chorus.
DF: Cage looks as focused as I’ve ever seen him before!
JS: But look at him! He’s got his face painted like Silvus, like that’s going to help them beat the VIP’s!
DF: It’s a show of solidarity Josh! Teamwork, something you know nothing about.
The lights dim down as a child’s voice can be heard over the P.A. System.
Child: I have killed once before, So quick and silent and evermore, The dark enclosure in my mind, Hides my truths more and more, But once again alas it must open, So spew fourth the demons that rage, And hope dear god please just hope, That ain't Silvus knocking at your door...
“Wishmaster” blasts over the P.A. system the lights go blue, and the crowd cheers with anticipation as Silvus steps out onto the stage. He raises his arm before walking down the ramp tagging a few fans along the way. He gets to the ring and stops as he looks up at his partner and then smiles before walking to the steps and climbing them up. Ducking through the middle rope he enters the ring and raises his hand to the crowd.
DF: Listen to this ovation for Silvus! This man is a rising star in UHW and he’s ready to kick some VIP ass here at Sacrifice tonight!
WP: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Texas Tornado Match, scheduled for one fall. In this match, there will be no tags as all four men will be in the ring at the same time!
And now introducing team number one, at a total combined weight of 510 pounds, first from Boston, Massachusetts, THIS IS…………CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
His partner hails from Manchester, England, he is THE PALADIN, THE SILVER WARRIOR………HE IS SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLVUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!!
WP: And their opponents…
Nothing happens as everyone looks to the entrance for the arrival of the VIP Club. A few seconds go by, then the camera picks up a long limousine driving backstage, then coming out to the arena at the side of the stage. Now “Money Talks” starts to play and money rains down from the ceiling.
JS: Now this is how you make an entrance Freewood! A big time PPV event deserves a big time entrance by big time performers, and the VIP Club never fails to deliver!
DF: Yeah, and JBL just called, he wants his gimmick back.
JS: This is so much bigger than JBL or a so called Cabinet. This is the VIP Club, the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the straw that stirs UHW!
The limo driver gets out and opens the door for Cassandra first…then Dirk Robertson…..then Mitch Norton.
JS: Look at this money Josh! Pictures of the VIP’s with their logo on it!
DF: The gold in your teeth is worth more than that!
WP: Introducing, accompanied to the ring by Cassandra, at a total combined weight of 490 pounds, DIRK “THE ERADICATOR” ROBERTSON AND MITCH NORTON…THEY ARE THE V----I----P CLUB!!
The VIP’s hit their pose, but then Cage & Silvus attack them from behind. Referee Dean Wilson calls for the bell and the match is underway.
JS: I can’t believe Cage & Silvus! What back fighters!
DF: Look at Cage tearing the robe off Mitch Norton! He wasn’t going to give the VIP’s the satisfaction of soaking in their full ring entrance! And I say good for him and Silvus!
Silvus also rips the ring jacket of Dirk and starts to choke him with it, then he pulls him down to the mat with an Edge-O-Matic type maneuver. Meanwhile Cage scoops up Mitch and slams him to the mat, then he places Mitch’s robe over his face and splashes down on him across the chest. Cage mounts Mitch and starts pounding away on him, with the robe still covering Mitch’s face. Cage and Silvus are in opposite corners of the ring as they look at each other and then they whip Mitch and Dirk into each other. Silvus clotheslines Dirk over the top rope, then Cage does the same to Mitch.
JS: These guys are nuts! What the hell is going on here?
DF: It’s called retribution Denzel! I’ve never seen Cage or Silvus this fired up! Wait a minute, what’s this?
Silvus gets down on all fours near the ropes, then Cage bounces off the ropes and propels himself off Silvus’ back with a somersault plancha onto Mitch.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT…………..HOLY SHIT…………..HOLY SHIT………….HOLY SHIT!!
DF: What a death defying move by Cage! A full somersault plancha onto Mitch Norton on the floor!
Not to be outdone, Silvus climbs to the top rope and nails Dirk with a high cross body on the floor.
Cassie screams with each move as the VIP’s are down and out on the floor.
JS: Come on Mitch and Dirk! Do something!
Silvus rams Dirk’s head into the steel barricade while Cage takes a cable wire and wraps it around Mitch’s throat.
DF: It’s been complete and utter domination by Cage & Silvus so far!
Dirk rakes Silvus’ eyes in desperation, then he tosses Silvus over the barricade. Dirk goes out after him as they fight in the crowd.
JS: The ring, hell not even the ringside area, can contain these four guys!
Dirk rips a drink out of a fan’s hand, then he smashes it over Silvus’ head.
JS: Oh no, some of his precious paint might come off!
Back at ringside, Cage is still choking out Mitch when Cassie comes up from behind and rakes his eyes. Cage is blinded temporarily as Mitch then pushes him into the post, and collapses, trying to get his wind back.
DF: There’s always someone around to bail Mitch out, isn’t there?
JS: He didn’t get rich by being stupid.
Silvus attempts to fire back with right hands but Dirk catches him with a kick below the belt, then hooks him up and gives him a snap suplex on the concrete floor. Dirk gets Silvus back up to his feet and drags him back towards the concession area. Dirk goes to ram Silvus into a table, but Silvus blocks it and rams Dirk’s head into it. Silvus then finds a push broom and jabs the butt end of it into Dirk’s ribs, then he cracks it over his back.
DF: Now THIS is hardcore action!
JS: We got guys fighting in the concession area and out here at ringside! It’s hard to keep up with all this action!
Mitch picks up part of the steel steps and tosses them into the ring, then he starts cracking Cage with right hands across the head. He scoops up Cage and puts him back into the ring. Mitch sets up the steps in the middle of the ring, then he gets Cage to his feet, sends him off the ropes and drop toe holds him face first into the steps.
DF: You could hear Cage’s face bounce off those steps!
Mitch then drapes Cage’s head over the edge of the steps, and from a standing position he comes down with a legdrop to the back of the neck that causes Cage to do a complete flip in mid air.
JS: Mitch never gets any credit for his athleticism, but he just showed you some right there!
Dirk and Silvus continue to battle in the concession area as Silvus bounces Dirk’s head off a nearby soda machine, then catches him with a straight kick that sends Dirk back first into a wall. All sorts of fans mingle around and cheer as the battle continues. Silvus charges, but Dirk brings up an elbow then he spots a popcorn machine and puts Silvus’ head through it. Dirk eats a handful of popcorn and shouts “too salty!” as Silvus crumbles to the floor.
DF: It’s getting way out of hand back there!
JS: Ha! Would you like some Noxzema with your popcorn? This is great!
Back in the ring, Mitch has tossed several chairs into the ring. He takes one and goes to hit Cage, but Cage moves and Mitch bashes it against the steps. Mitch drops the chair and shakes his hands, as Cage hooks him up and DDT’s him on the steps.
DF: Mitch’s face just cracked off those steps! He may be concussed!
In the concession area, Dirk goes for the Killshot on Silvus, who is now bleeding. Silvus is able to block it, as he then scoops up Dirk’s legs and slingshots him over the table of a concession stand.
In the ring, Cage drags a semi-conscious Mitch into the corner and grabs a chair. He gets a running head start from the opposite corner, propels himself off the steps and cracks Mitch across the head with a flying chair shot.
Dirk attempts to get away from an enraged Silvus and he ducks into a ladies’ bathroom. Loud screams are heard as several women run out. Silvus rakes Dirk’s eyes and rams him head first into one of the stalls, breaking the door from its hinges. Silvus slams Dirk’s head into a feminine hygiene dispenser, then he throws him down to the floor. Dirk tries to get away, but Silvus grabs him by the tights, then rams his back into the sink.
JS: Damn, what horrible camera work! We didn’t see anything in the ladies’ bathroom there!
Back in the ring, Cage rolls out of the ring and looks underneath for a weapon. He finds a black steel chain and wraps it around his fist. The crowd erupts. Cage can be heard screaming at Mitch.
Cage: ONE YEAR I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! ONE YEAR!!
Cage gets Mitch to his feet, then he backs up a few steps and blasts Mitch in the forehead with the chain. Cage stands up on the steps holding the chain high in the air as the crowd goes wild.
DF: A clean shot with the chain right to the forehead! And look at this, Mitch is busted wide open!
Cage mounts Mitch and starts to pound away with the chain on the open wound. Mitch’s face is now covered in blood.
JS: This is not right! Mitch’s handsome features are all busted up! This is not right!!
Silvus and Dirk are slugging it out near one of the entrances from the concession area. Silvus gives Dirk a headbutt, then a second headbutt, and Dirk falls to his knees at the edge of the steps. The crowd from the concession area cheers, and the fans near the section where the action is happening turn to watch. Silvus kicks Dirk in the ribs, which causes Dirk to tumble down the steps until he’s stopped by a railing. Silvus rams Dirk’s head into that railing then kicks him down some more steps.
DF: The VIP’s are getting the ass whipping they deserve!
Silvus asks one of the fans for their drink, which he then throws in Dirk’s face. Dirk wipes his eyes and fires back with a right hand that staggers Silvus. Silvus misses a punch and Dirk clotheslines Silvus over the barricade. Then in a move where he sacrifices his own body, he leaps onto the barricade, jumps over Silvus, who has gotten to his feet, and hits a sunset flip powerbomb.
JS: What an athletic move by Dirk! Now get in there Dirk and help Mitch!
Cage works on Mitch’s leg with a half Boston Crab, but Mitch does not tap out. Dirk slides into the ring and kicks Cage in the head to break up the hold. He scoops Cage up and gives him Total Eradication 3 (fireman’s carry/backbreaker).
DF: Dirk Robertson has come to the aid of Mitch Norton, and none too soon for the VIP Club leader! He was in severe trouble!
Dirk hooks Cage up and gives him an overhead belly to belly suplex onto the steps. Cage screams out in pain as he holds his back. Meanwhile, Cassie takes a towel and helps wipe some of the blood out of Mitch’s eyes. Mitch then spots Silvus trying to get up near the announce table and he goes over and clubs him across the back with a forearm, then he gives him the Godsend on the floor.
JS: Nice knowin’ you Silvus! Nighty night!
Dirk hooks Cage in a STF, which he combines with a Cobra Clutch. Mitch stands in front of Cage and taunts him.
Mitch: Give up Cage, you stupid loser! Give up like the quitter you are! Come on you gutless coward! Tap out!
Silvus struggles to get back in the ring, but he does, then he uses the ropes and gets to his feet and Cassie screams at Mitch to try and get his attention. Meanwhile, the referee with the assistance of the timekeeper, gets the steps out of the ring.
Cassie: Mitch! Behind you!
As Mitch turns around, Silvus catches him flush in the ribs with a spear, then he kicks Dirk in the head to break up the submission hold. Silvus starts to unload with lefts and rights on Dirk, then he hooks him up with a full nelson and slams him to the mat. Silvus then whips Mitch into the corner and follows him in with a clothesline, then he tees off on his bloody forehead with ten stiff punches. Mitch is out on his feet and he falls face first, inadvertently headbutting Dirk in the groin.
DF: Silvus is on fire! A one man wrecking crew!
Silvus lifts Mitch up for a suplex, and sets him on the top rope. Mitch hangs on as Silvus attempts to hit a superplex. Dirk gets to his feet and gives Silvus a low blow then he gets into a powerbomb position, hooking Silvus by his legs as Mitch comes off the top rope with a clothesline.
JS: I’ve heard about that move Denzel. That’s the Corporate Takeover! Silvus is finished!
DF: That could do it..
1…………………2……………….and Cage makes the save! He had enough left to make the save!
Mitch nails Cage from behind and tosses him through the ropes to the floor. Mitch makes a motion to Cassie, as she looks under the ring and finds a sledgehammer.
DF: Damn Norton and that damn sledgehammer!
JS: Anything goes here Freewood! They can do whatever they want to each other and it’s all legal!
Cassie hands Mitch the sledgehammer and he takes the shaft of it and chokes Silvus with it. Dirk motions that he wants the sledgehammer and Mitch hands it to him. Mitch holds one of Silvus’ arms up and Dirk nails Silvus in the ribs with it.
JS: They’re just picking their spots right now! It’s just a matter of time!
Dirk gives the sledgehammer back to Mitch, who takes it, then holds it high in the air, drawing boos from the crowd.
Mitch: Look at your hero now! He’s nothing!! He’s a loser, just like all of you!
Mitch then winds up and swings the sledgehammer, but Silvus is able to duck and Mitch hits Dirk by mistake. Dirk holds his head and he crashes to the mat as Mitch looks down at him in disbelief. Cage re-enters the ring by climbing to the top rope and catching Mitch with a missile dropkick that sends the sledgehammer flying out of Mitch’s hands and out of the ring.
DF: Dirk is down and out and Mitch is trapped with two men that want to tear him apart!
Cage hits Mitch with a big right hand, then Silvus pops him. Cage gives Mitch a suplex, then goes to the top rope again and hits a big legdrop. Silvus then applies an ankle lock as Cage stomps away on Mitch’s head.
DF: Mitch has no choice but to tap! He’s in the center of the ring with nowhere to go!
Seeing Mitch struggling and about to tap, Cassie runs into the ring and picks up a chair, and she nails referee Wilson in the back with it.
DF: That bitch! Mitch was about to tap out!
JS: Brilliant move by Cassie! Beauty and brains! She’s got it all!
Mitch does tap out as some of the crowd starts to cheer until they realize that the referee is down and out. Cage looks at Cassie with venom in his eyes and grabs her by the hair.
DF: Give it to her Cage!
JS: Listen to yourself Denzel! That’s an innocent woman in there! You advocate beating up a woman?
Cage lifts Cassie up for a piledriver and Cassie’s skirt flips up to reveal a black thong underneath. Dirk comes to the rescue again as he hits Cage in the back with a chair. Dirk swings at Silvus and misses with it. Silvus catches Dirk with a kick to the midsection then he kicks the chair back in Dirk’s face.
DF: What a match this has been! Back and forth action! Drama every second!
Silvus points at Dirk and Mitch as the crowd is going insane.
Crowd: SIL-VUS, SIL-VUS, SIL-VUS, SIL-VUS!!
Silvus hits Dirk with a Stinger Splash in one corner, then he hits Mitch with one in the opposite corner. Cage is also back on his feet and he gets Mitch into the center of the ring and gets him in position for his finisher.
DF: Cage has been waiting forever to give Mitch this move! He nailed him with it! Caged, onto a steel chair!
Also, Silvus applies the Mandible Claw on Dirk, then choke slams him to the mat.
DF: Silvus with the Retribution on Dirk! This match is over!
Cage covers Mitch and Silvus covers Dirk, but referee Wilson is still down. Wilson begins to stir as Cage and Silvus count their own falls along with the crowd.
JS: You can get all the phantom three counts you want, but it ain’t official!
Wilson slowly starts making the count…
DF: That damn Cassie! She pulled the ref right out of the ring!
Cassie puts the bad mouth on Wilson, but now realizes that Cage and Silvus are both staring daggers at her, and that both Mitch and Dirk are down.
DF: It’s time for this young lady to pay for sticking her nose into this match many times!
Cage and Silvus both go to the floor and confront Cassie. They roll her into the ring and she begs off. Silvus picks her up and slams her down, and Cage goes to the top rope, but then he looks around and shakes his finger, as he has a better idea.
JS: What is going through that sick mind of Cage?
Cage looks under the ring and finds a ladder. The crowd roars its approval.
DF: Don’t do something you’ll regret Cage! Focus on your opponents!
Silvus tries to talk Cage out of climbing the ladder, but Cage pushes him away and starts to go up. However, Dirk gets back to his feet and finds the chain that was used earlier in the match and he blasts Silvus in the back of the head, as Mitch is up and he tips the ladder over and Cage’s body gets hung up in the ropes.
JS: Good! It serves that idiot right for wanting to splatter a poor, defenseless woman like that!
Dirk gets Silvus to his feet, then he sends him off the ropes and takes him down with a spinning spinebuster. Dirk kicks Silvus out of the ring, kicks the ladder out of the ring, then goes over to help Mitch beat down Cage.
JS: Great job by the VIP’s to get rid of Silvus and isolate Cage in a 2 on 1 situation! Now they can put this loser away!
Mitch and Dirk lift Cage up and drape his legs over the top rope, then hold him high into the air before dropping him with a brainbuster.
DF: A double slingshot brainbuster! Cage is in trouble!
Another referee James Coe, sprints to the ring and makes the count.
and Cage barely gets a shoulder up!
JS: How the hell did he kick out?
DF: Cage is fighting for his life out here! He’s working on sheer adrenaline!
Mitch and Dirk whip Cage into the corner, then they take turns chopping him down.
Mitch gives the throat slash gesture and climbs to the second rope as Dirk drapes Cage across his knee. Meanwhile, Silvus is looking for something under the timekeeper’s table.
DF: Silvus, get in the ring and help your partner!
Silvus finds a baseball bat under the timekeeper’s table and he gets into the ring and whacks Dirk across the back with it. Mitch jumps but Silvus swings the bat and hits him in the midsection. Silvus takes the bat and puts it around Dirk’s throat and hits a side Russian legsweep.
DF: What a move by Silvus! He’s gonna do it!
and no, Dirk kicks out!
Silvus jabs the handle of the bat into Mitch’s gut, then smashes him in the back with it.
DF: Silvus covers Mitch..
and Mitch gets a foot on the rope!
JS: Somebody get that bat from that lunatic!
Silvus pulls Dirk into the middle of the ring, then he drapes the bat over Dirk’s groin. Cage has recovered and is back in the ring and he drops a leg onto the bat into Dirk’s nether regions.
DF: Now is the time Cage and Silvus! Now is the time to put the VIP’s away!
Cage lifts Mitch up and gives him a brainbuster into a cradle.
DF: A great move by Cage!
and Dirk just nailed James Coe! Cage had this match won!
Cage starts to pound the mat in frustration, but Silvus beats him to the punch as he goes after Dirk with a spinning heel kick that sends him through the ropes. Silvus goes out after him and tackles him on the floor, leaving it one on one in the ring with Cage and Mitch.
DF: Come on Cage! You can do this!
Mitch backs away, then takes a wild swing at Cage, but Cage easily blocks it and peppers Mitch with left jabs and a roundhouse right. Cage sends Mitch off the ropes and takes him over sharply with a huracanrana.
and a kickout!
Cage follows Mitch into the ropes and rolls him up.
and Mitch kicks out again!
Cage sends Mitch off the ropes, but misses a dropkick as Mitch holds onto the rope. Mitch hooks Cage up into a rolling cradle.
DF: Great reversal by Mitch…
and Cage kicks out!
JS: This is incredible! I went to a fight and a wrestling match broke out!
On the floor, Silvus takes one of the television monitors and hits Dirk in the head with it, then he applies the Mandible Claw. In the ring, Mitch goes for the Birthright, but Cage counters it with knees to the midsection, then he backs up off the ropes and delivers a running enzuiguiri.
Crowd: We want a table……………..We want a table…………….We want a table!!
As if on cue, Silvus finds a table under the ring and slides it inside the ring. Cassie is digging through her purse and finds a bottle of perfume that she squirts in Silvus’ eyes. Dirk regains his vertical base and drives Silvus down with a Killshot. Cage positions Mitch on the table, but Dirk comes back into the ring and gives Cage a back suplex.
JS: Just when it looks like this thing will end, something else happens! Dirk has been the MVP of this match in my opinion! He’s been everywhere!
Mitch and Dirk start to stomp down Cage repeatedly, then they tie his arms up in the ropes. Mitch and Dirk then go to the floor and they both lift Silvus up and slam his head several times into the post. Mitch motions again to Cassie for her to get something out of her purse.
DF: What now?
Cassie hands Mitch a pair of handcuffs and Dirk holds down Silvus’ wrist. Mitch cuffs Silvus to the bottom rope and Dirk taunts Silvus with the key, then he tosses it into the crowd.
DF: Silvus is trapped!
JS: Another brilliant VIP plan!
DF: Look at Cage though! There’s no quit in him!
Cage ducks underneath a double clothesline, then soars through the air to clothesline Mitch and Dirk down to the mat.
DF: Cage has got to pull out a miracle here, as that table ominously stands in the ring!
Cage goes for the Carnage Claw on Dirk, but Mitch cracks him in the back with a chair.
JS: Just too much VIP to overcome Denzel!
Mitch slams the chair down and scoops Cage up for the VIP Driver. Mitch hits it on the chair, then tells Dirk to pin him.
DF: Oh how benevolent of Mitch. He’s gonna let Dirk get the pin.
and oh my God! Cage kicked out!
Silvus furiously tries to free himself, but is helpless, as all he can do is watch as Dirk lifts Cage up and gives him the Daredevil Drop on the chair.
JS: The VIP’s have done it again! I told you Cage and Silvus were no match for them!
WP: Here are your winners, THE V----I------P CLUB!!
Mitch and Dirk high five each other, then they toss Coe out of the ring. Mitch then tells Dirk to give Silvus a few shots, and Dirk obliges.
DF: They always have to push it, don’t they? It never ceases to amaze me how far these men will go!
Dirk trash talks Silvus.
Dirk: It’s time to watch your little friend get humiliated!
Mitch drags the table into the middle of the ring and Cassie comes into the ring as well, and she hands Mitch a bottle of lighter fluid, then a match as Mitch sets the table ablaze.
DF: Oh….my….God. The table is on fire. DAMMIT, THE TABLE IS ON FIRE AND SILVUS IS HANDCUFFED TO THE ROPE!
Mitch and Dirk pick Cage up, but after holding him up in the air for a few seconds, they set him down, then they take his face and push it into the flames.
DF: NO DAMMIT! THEY’RE BURNING THE MAN’S FACE! THEY’RE BURNING CAGE’S FACE! OH MY GOD!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT…………..HOLY SHIT………….HOLY SHIT………..HOLY SHIT!!
Mitch and Dirk then pick Cage up and slam him through the table.
DF: NORTON, ROBERTSON, YOU SICK BASTARDS!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Cage: MY FACE! MY FACE! MY FUCKING FACE! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!
EMT’s and officials rush to the ring as the VIP’s hit their pose and leave the ring.
DF: What a disgusting stench in the air of burning flesh! This is the most repulsive thing I have ever seen!
JS: This is all Silvus’ fault!
JS: If he doesn’t get himself handcuffed to the rope, he could’ve stopped this.
Silvus screams out loudly, then the lights go out.
DF: NOW what’s going on?
JS: Somebody turn the lights on. I don’t like this.
DF: DAMMIT…CAGE’S FACE IS BURNED! WE NEED THE LIGHTS BACK ON NOW!!
The lights finally come back on, but Silvus and Cage are mysteriously gone with the EMT’s and officials looking around trying to figure out what happened.
DF: What the hell just happened here?
The camera pans over to Denzel and Josh at the announce table.
JS: The lights just went out and Silvus was gone and Cage was gone! I don’t know what’s going on here!
DF: Well what I do know is that Mitch has stooped to an all new low, which I didn’t think was possible and he’s dragged his henchman Dirk and Cassie down along with him. I know we’re all about hardcore wrestling and pushing the envelope, but that crossed the line.
DF: Well one thing is for certain Denzel, Cody Cage will NEVER be the same again.
Cut to an ad for Assault.