*The scene opens to Seppuku sitting down infront of the UHW flag. He sits there with a smile on his face, dressed in a suit and blue dress shirt as he slowly sips some water. Around him is a white wall, plain and basic. He keeps the smile on his face as he sips some more water from a bottle. He lowers the bottle slowly*

Seppuku: I'm going to do what Mitch and Phenom couldn't seem to do. I'm going to shut you up once and for all...

*Seppuku smiles again and sips some more water*

Seppuku: There's nothing left for me to say other then...Chris P, bring it on. My name is Seppuku...

*Seppuku screws the cap back on the bottle of water slowly*

Seppuku: And I am...

*Seppuku slowly looks at the camera*

Seppuku: ...Going to Beat You.

*Seppuku looks sternly into the camera as the scene fades*

(Yes, I know it is passed the Deadline.)