AJ: "The following tag team contest is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall."
* "The Pretender" starts playing as the arena darkens and a flurry of red and white strobe lights flashes all over the arena, Cage then walks out wearing his black tights, he brushes his hair back and looks out at the fans. He drops his head and power walks down the ramp. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks up at the ring, he then runs and slides in on his front.*
AJ: "Introducing first. Weighing it at two hundred thirty pounds and hailing from Trenton, New Jersey. He is CAAAAAAAAAAGE"
DF: "This guy has a history here, but Paul doesn't care."
JS: "What does history have to do with anything. He wants to be here he's gonna fight."
*Cage leaps up and raises his hand before walking over to the corner, he climbs the turnbuckle and lowers his head momentarily until the chorus kicks in, he then flips his head up and holds his hands up. He looks out as the chorus continues, he then jumps down as it ends and stands in the center of the ring, he then walks over to the opposite right hand corner and stands cracking his knuckles. His music fades and "Flashing Lights" hits. Addison walks out and heads right to the ring blowing some kisses to teh fans, teasing them.*
AJ: "And his partner. From Kent, England. ADDISOOOOOOOOOON."
JS: "And this one here. Just look at her."
*She gets to the ring and slides in with Cage staring at her. She plays to the crowd and everyone goes crazy until her music fades too and "Bodysnatchers" takes it's place.*
AJ: "And their opponents. First, weighing in at two hundred fifty eight pounds. From London, England. KILL CRAZYYYYYYYYYY."
JS: "Now this guys history makes me wonder why he's even here."
DF: "Because of commitment. He loves it no matter what the problems he's had."
*He stares at Cage in the ring before charging down the ramp and sliding in. He looks across teh ring at Cage before turning his attention to Addison. He looks her up and down and as he does his music fades and "99 Ways to Die" hits. This gets everyone's attention as Enigmah walks out and heads right for the ring.*
AJ: "And finally, his partner. From Lancashire, England. ENIGMAAAAAAAAAAH."
*She gets to the ring and stares at Addison who stares back. Both have a small stare down before Niggy and Addison exit to the ring. As they go KC charges across the ring and takes Cage down with a forearm so teh ref calls for the bell.*
DF: "Kill Crazy starting this match off with a cheap shot."
JS: "Cheap shot nothing. This match is gonna be full of them."
*KC picks Cage up, and whips him across the ring nailing him with a backdrop on the return. KC then quickly goes into a cover, but Cage immediately kicks out. Cage quickly gets up, but KC takes him back down with a scoop slam. Cage quickly gets up again, but once more gets taken down with another scoop slam. After this one KC goes off the ropes, and jumps over Cage, and goes off the opposite side. Cage stands up, and leapfrogs KC on his return again. But this time instead of going into the ropes again, KC stops, hooks Cage's arms, and takes him over with a backslide pin, but only get a one count, and Cage shoots right to his knees in shock, with KC standing in front of him.*
DF: "Looks like KC is trying to end it before it even starts."
JS: "And why not. Can't win if you don't try."
*Cage gets up, and walks to the middle of the ring where KC is. They tie up, and Cage quickly gets KC in a headlock. Cage quickly gets a smile of confidence on his face, but it is short lived as KC grabs Cage's arm, and spins out of it locking in a side arm lock, and nailing a few elbows to the twisted arm of Cage. KC then whips him away, but instead of releasing his arm he pulls him back in, and grabs Cage's head completing a jawbreaker.*
DF: "Seeing some things from KC here that aren't exactly usual for him."
*KC stands up as Cage stumbles into his corner. He holds his jaw before looking at Addison, and he tags her in. Addy comes in, and KC stands there. Niggy starts screaming for the tag, and KC looks at her. He then looks back at Addy then tags in Niggy.*
DF: "And now it's the ladies turn."
JS: "And now it gets my attention."
*They get to the center of the ring and talk a little trash to each other. Addy then reaches up, and slaps Niggy right across the face. Niggy slowly turns her head back, and then starts nailing some open slaps to the chest of Addy. She stumbles back into the ropes, and Niggy whips her across the ring. On her return Niggy baseball slides under Addy's legs, and stands up behind her. But before Addy can turn around Niggy takes her down with a bulldog for a quick two count. Niggy then picks Addy up, and whips her into a corner. Niggy follows up with a clothesline, and Addy comes out of the corner into a belly to belly suplex taking her to the middle of the ring for another cover, but only another two count. Niggy then stands up, and taunts to the crowd who start to cheer. Cage is yelling into the ring for Addy to get in some offense. She gets up, as Niggy turns she gets hit with a forearm, and stumbles back into the ropes. After that Addy puts Niggy's arms behind the top rope, and hits a knife edge chop. Niggy clutches her chest, and Addy does it a few more times before whipping Addy across the ring. Addy comes back, and ducks a clothesline, and when both ladies turn around they kick each other in the mid section. Then when they both stand up they exchange rights. Addy then slaps Niggy, and takes her down with a snap suplex and a quick cover of her own.*
DF: "A nice snap suplex there by Addison. One..... two. NO!"
JS: "A lovely suplex by a lovely lady."
*Addy picks Niggy up just to take her down again with a brainbuster this time. Addy then goes right to the ropes, and comes back with a leg drop right across the chest of Niggy. Addy then starts to taunt to the crowd again. The men start to whistle, and cheer as the women kinda just stare on. While Addy's doing this she doesn't realize Niggy crawling towards her. Niggy gets there, and rolls Addy up with a school boy for a near fall. Addy quickly stands up, and looks on rather shocked as Niggy sits up. Cage is screaming in telling Addy to go get her. Addy walks over to Niggy who starts hitting her in the stomach until she gets up. They exchange blows again, and Addy tries for an Irish whip, but Niggy reverses it, and pulls Addy towards her taking her down with a hurricanrana. They both quickly get up, and Niggy takes Addy down with a clothesline. Then another, and another before Addy gets up again, and stumbles back to tag in Cage.*
DF: "Addison making a tag to Cage."
JS: "Ya, and Enigmah isn't. How dumb."
DF: "Maybe she wants a piece of Cage."
*Cage comes into the ring and walks to the middle face to face with Niggy. He tells her to tag in KC, and she just stares at him. KC yells at her to tag him in, and she slowly turns around, but as she's about to take a step towards KC, Cage grabs her by her hair stopping her in her tracks, and causing her to scream in pain. She turns around, and smacks his arm away. He lets go, and she slaps him across the face. He just smiles, and she runs over to tag in KC. Cage reaches up to stop her again, but KC is already on his way in. They have a stare down before Cage goes to hit him, but KC stops it, and grabs Cage's arm under his. Cage grabs the ref's shirt acting like he's in pain. The ref looks at him telling him to let go so he kicks KC below the belt. KC lets go, and drops to his knees. Cage lets go of the ref who looks confused, but just keeps doing his job.*
DF: "Why would he distract the ref? This is a hardcore match. Anything goes.
JS: "Because that's brutal to see no matter who you are and he was trying to spare the ref the pain of seeing it."
*Cage goes to work by hitting some mounted punches then a knee drop to KC's face. He picks him up, and whips him into the ropes. On the return KC gets taken down with a back drop, and a quick cover by Cage for a two count. Cage then locks in a side headlock on the downed opponent. After a bit the crowd starts getting behind KC, and he starts getting to his feet. When he does he hits some elbows to Cage's mid section. Cage lets go, and KC starts hitting some forearms to Cage's back. KC goes off the ropes, and Cage hits a forearm taking KC back down. Cage arches his back, and then looks down at KC. Cage goes to the top rope, and waits for him to get up. When he does he turns around, and is met with a flying cross body from Cage taking him down into a cover.*
DF: "A flying cross body by Cage. One..... two..... No Niggy might've just saved the match for her team."
JS: "Oh sure, just cuz there's no rules she thinks she can save him."
*Niggy breaks up the count, and Addy comes charging in. As she does though Cage stumbles back into the ropes and knocks her off the apron. The ref says it was a tag as Cage falls to the mat holding his head and rolls out of the ring.*
JS: "I'm bored there's nothing hardcore about this match."
DF: "You're right, but apparently Cage just made a tag to Addison."
*Addy pulls herself up using the apron and Cage realizes the ref called it a tag. He sees Niggy waiting for Addison and KC pushing himself up so he just heads up the ramp holding the back of his head where Niggy kicked him to break the pin.*
DF: "Where's he going?"
JS: "I have no idea, but it doesn't look good for Addison."
*KC finally pushes himself up and all he sees is Addy getting up. He looks at Enigmah and both nod as as Addy rolls into the ring she doesn't realize what happened, and she turns around just in time for Enigmah to kick her in the stomach and lift her for a suplex. She hands her to KC who hits a sit out powerbomb and gets the three count as Cage just looks on.*
AJ: "HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS KILL CRAZY AND ENIGMAAAAAAAAAAH."
DF: "I don't know why Cage left, but he did and it cost his team as Kill Crazy and Enigmah win this tag team bout."
JS: "WHERE'S THE HARDCORE?!?"
*KC turns around and finally sees Cage as the two look at each other and the show fades to commercial.*