We'll make the offer right here.

-Start SS Free over.
-Get rid of all the fluff. Make the boards smaller (for example, have only one general Gaming forum). Also, cut out the unnecessary stuff like the Ventrilo that no one uses.
-Stop advertising SS Free everywhere and trying to affiliate with other sites
-Let SS Free just be a small forum instead of a giant community. You don't have enough active members to support that.
-Calm down and stop being so arrogant. Shouting about how you "pwned the hackers" and whatnot doesn't help at all.

In exchange, we will:
-Give you back all the emails and IM accounts
-Leave you alone unless you start advertising your forum again.

There is nothing wrong with having a small forum without any affiliates. Remember this. As much as you hate The Abyss, look at it as a model. It's a nice little forum that doesn't get in anyone's way.