Hey, this is the forum for my comix. Here's the comix that I make:


Super Mega Hyper Mutant Robot Battle Chicken featuring I.P.L.S.W. (Intergalatic Pirate League of Super Weirdos)

It is a comic about a bunch of weirdo space-pirates/mercs that like to destroy crap, steal crap, and do a bunch of other hilarious crap. My heroes are in a space themed world-universe type thingy.


Those 4 weirdo space pirates are:

Tarston: He's the alien leader mastermind of the group. He's also half insane, bent on destruction, and likes to steal crap. But he's one of the best crap stealing, half-insane, bent on destruction alien mastermind leader the group could have. Wow the really narrows the field doen't it?

Sideston: Tarston's dimwitted sidekick. His interests include running into stuff, destroying stuff, and doing various other stuffs. He's also the wise-cracker of the group and is an alien like Tarston. Woot.

Melonman: He's like the batman of the group, except without the tights. No real powers, super-intellgent, throws crap. He throws melons! Which range from the regular messy melons to the make you think your square dancing with a thorny bush melons. He also has a 58-megaton nuclear melon bomb hidden safely away from Tarston, who has made it one of his life goals to find that bomb and explode it.

Super Mega Evil Robot Chicken(S.M.E.R.C.): Now what weirdo space pirate group would be complete without a S.M.E.R.C. He has ultra big huge gyrogigllyzipcombobublating muscles, an gun in his arm, and a toaster implanted in his neck. And he does a bunch of other crap too. And he likes to flex his muscles at the ladies. And while the ladies are oogling, Tarston steals their crap. Then they go party. With togas. At a toga party.

Now how do they go about stealing and destroying? Well usually there is a bad guy or monster conveniently attacking a town/city/reactor core/haunted house etc. on some planet. Well they go in and destroy the town while beating him up. Then while the town is either A) partying with Tarston and S.M.E.R.C. or B) oogling at the destruction, Sideston and Melonman go steal their crap.

There's No:

Civilian Saving- Yup if a civilian is in danger, guess what? They die! If they are about to get squish by a giant monster, they get squish into a bloody human pancake on the ground.

Long, Mind Numbing, Suicide inducing bad guy speeches about how they're gonna take/destroy/probe/marry whatever world their on. - Yup, if a villian takes more than 5 seconds to explain their plan then they get their head blown off anyway.

Lame One-Liners- OK i can't entirely promise that but if you don't know what I mean watch a Arnold Scharzicantspellhislong
frigginnamezir movie or watch Teen Titans when ever they fight someone so you can hear Robin spit out his one-liners.

And when I finished it i'm gonna whore it out like Paris Hilton YEEHAW!!
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Project Alien

A new idea that I had. It's about this guy who is just your everyday worker at Area 51. Centered more on humor than action, unlike I.P.L.S.W. They'll probably be some crossovers too.

I help with the comics sometimes, but it's usually just ideas on what to have Sideston crash into next....


Great comic and loads of fun, and I can't wait to see how the new Tarston is gonna beh Tarik