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Posted: Aug 5 2007, 09:17 PM
Viva Phillippena Radio!
Member No.: 1
Joined: 17-April 06
This is a collection of great quotes I have witnessed or made. Some of these quotes are thought provoking but the rest are just fucking funny.
Well... he who hesitates, masturbates!
Befriend, beguile, betray, behead, become.
You question Phillippena Radio?
Alcohol doesn't make you a murderer; Alcohol just removes your deceptive shell.
Education is a bane for online communication.
I pity the fool who thinks he's cool.
Catholics are the property of the Pope.
Fan is short for Fanatic.
In the end; you just can't please everyone... unless you are a hooker.
Do people in the United States still watch Rambo 3?
Stockpiling on weapons while pursuing peace is like stockpiling on food while planning to go on a hunger strike.
I currently have Bush fatigue syndrome. Seriously people, we get it, the guy is an idiot, get over it.
I have this problem with cafeteria food. I am not worried about where it comes from, I am worried about where it is going, in my stomach.
Thatís it, you wanna die? Cause youíre gonna die.
Every war since the war to end all wars has always been a war to end all wars.
I would rather no groins be crushed.
In other words: I'M NOT LISTENING because I'm so open-minded.
Buy them and support the arts, you cheap bastard!
Dr Lecter Quote\s:
Psh, you even have to question my being an ass?
Ninja Duck Quote\s:
Deep inside, we are all Chefelf.
Green bomb, made for a brighter future.
First libraries and now jails! The world is over, people.
Every time you use a smiley, Cobnat kills a puppy.
You only think it's dead because you're not there.
Who needs gloves when you have the Goggles.....of SCIENCE???
Jane Sherwood Quote\s:
Be careful, Bond, or you'll be searching E-Bay for your kidneys.
I like my Bond like I like my coffee...
BITCHES DONT KNOW BOUT MAH JOHN DEFOE
I am not a libertarian because I am optimistic about human behavior, I am a libertarian because I am extremely pessimistic about it.
I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet.