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 Great Quotes Of The 21st Century, 6/8/07
Posted: Aug 5 2007, 09:17 PM

Viva Phillippena Radio!

Group: Cobnat
Posts: 41
Member No.: 1
Joined: 17-April 06

This is a collection of great quotes I have witnessed or made. Some of these quotes are thought provoking but the rest are just fucking funny.

Barend Quote\s:
Well... he who hesitates, masturbates!
Befriend, beguile, betray, behead, become.
You question Phillippena Radio?
Alcohol doesn't make you a murderer; Alcohol just removes your deceptive shell.

Cobnat Quote\s:
Education is a bane for online communication.
I pity the fool who thinks he's cool.
Catholics are the property of the Pope.
Fan is short for Fanatic.
In the end; you just can't please everyone... unless you are a hooker.
Do people in the United States still watch Rambo 3?
Stockpiling on weapons while pursuing peace is like stockpiling on food while planning to go on a hunger strike.
I currently have Bush fatigue syndrome. Seriously people, we get it, the guy is an idiot, get over it.
I have this problem with cafeteria food. I am not worried about where it comes from, I am worried about where it is going, in my stomach.
Thatís it, you wanna die? Cause youíre gonna die.
Every war since the war to end all wars has always been a war to end all wars.

I would rather no groins be crushed.

Despondent Quote\s:
In other words: I'M NOT LISTENING because I'm so open-minded.

Slade Quote\s:
Buy them and support the arts, you cheap bastard!

Dr Lecter Quote\s:
Psh, you even have to question my being an ass?

Ninja Duck Quote\s:
Deep inside, we are all Chefelf.

Jordan Quote\s:
Green bomb, made for a brighter future.

Looktothesky Quote\s:
First libraries and now jails! The world is over, people.

Arien Quote\s:
Every time you use a smiley, Cobnat kills a puppy.
You only think it's dead because you're not there.

Emu Quote\s:
Who needs gloves when you have the Goggles.....of SCIENCE???

Jane Sherwood Quote\s:
Be careful, Bond, or you'll be searching E-Bay for your kidneys.
I like my Bond like I like my coffee...

Zewb Quote\s:

Vox Popoli\s:
I am not a libertarian because I am optimistic about human behavior, I am a libertarian because I am extremely pessimistic about it.

Unknown Quote\s:
I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet.

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