Super Smash Bros. Brawl fanfic, THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY 2

Chapter 10
Samus on the Airship

Samus jumped out of her ship and onto the airship. She knew the trophies were being held here. She expected this would happen. She would be the one to save whoever was being held.

She walked through the airship she was on and then she went across the stage and dodged bullet bills and cannonballs. It was hard but she made it and went down the pipe. She saw no trophies and just a bunch of Koopas and Goombas and Kremlings operating the ship and so she placed a time bomb and destroyed this airship, killing all the Koopas, Goombas and Kremligns, but Samus escaped.

Samus got onto her gunship again and then saw a giant looking airship. Surely this was the flagship of Bowser's armada and they were holding the trophies here.

Then she saw Ridley fly out of the bridge of the airship. Ridley didn't see her but she knew this had to be the place.

She went inside and dodged more bullet bills and Rocky Wrenches this time and then she got to the main room. King K. Rool was in charge right now.

"Hey, it's Samus!" He said. "Too bad Ridley just left. You're the first to make a rescue attempt, I'm surprised."
"Give me them back and no one gets hurt." Samus said.
"No, I can't," King K. Rool said. "The boss wouldn't like it."

King K. Rool looked at the trophies of Mario, Lucas and Diddy Kong.

"They're ours. We're just delivering them to the boss and trying to collect more along the way." King K. Rool said. Then he got a call from Wolf.

"This is Wolf," he said on his intercom. "I failed to beat Captain Falcon. Wario and Mona are with me too."
"Oh well, you came back in one piece, that's all that matters." Said King K. Rool. "Mr. L, how are you?"
"Brobot and I are going to attack the guys who took over Gangplank Galleon. If they get to Captain Falcon's island they can fly up here and we're doomed." Mr. L said.
"Oh no," King K. Rool said. "You have to stop them then. Good luck. I have to deal with Samus."

King K. Rool threw his crown at Samus but she shot him with a power beam. Then King K. Rool got hit by her missles too.

"Ugh, I don't feel like dealing with you. HEY PETEY PIRANHA, COME OUT HERE!" King K. Rool screamed. Then Petey Piranha came out. He shot goop from his mouth and it got on Samus. Then Samus fired a missle in Petey's mouth and he died. For now...

"Grr, I guess I will have to deal with you myself then!" King K. Rool said. Then he was about to attack but Kirby and Meta Knight came in with the Halberd and started firing at the airship they were on. Samus used this temporary distraction to free Mario, Lucas and Diddy Kong and they all went onto her gunship while the big flagship exploded because of the triumph of the Halberd.

"Great job everyone." Meta Knight said to his men and Kirby. "Kirby and I might leave to attack the airship interiors soon...but for now we are staying."

Then on board Samus's gunship Samus talked to her new companions.

"Thanks-a for saving us Samus! You-a so brave!" Mario said.
"Oh no...I miss my friends..." Lucas said. He was sad.
"It's okay, we'll be your friends for now," Samus said as she took off her Power Suit.

Samus was putting her suit away too early though, because on of the airships started firing at her as she escaped! She got into the cockpit and decided they'd need to give the Halberd some cover...She got ready to open fire. Lucas, Mario and Diddy Kong watched intently as she started firing...and then Koopas and Kremlings started attacking in biplanes. The battle up here was only just beginning...

TO BE CONTINUED

More Captain Falcon please.

He should show up again at...Chapter 12, maybe 13 depending on how things go

Chapter 11
Animal Crossing

The village of Smashville was in a panic. A Subspace Bomb went off right outside the village gates...

"Tortimer, I want to go inspect the bomb...I should protect our town!" Said the generic villager boy.
"Okay, but be careful...good luck. We all wish you well." Said Tortimer.

Then the Villager went outside the town gates and looked at the big subspace explosion. Then he saw Bowser pointing a Dark Cannon at him.

"Oh man!" the Villager said. "Can I trade you for that cool accessory you have?"
"W-what?" Said Bowser, lowering his cannon.
"I'll give you a Retro Stereo!" the Villager said.
"Oh...what?" Bowser said. "Ehh...forget you. I'll go find some people on the other end of the cave."
"Oh!" said the Villager. "I wanna go through the cave too! LET'S GO TOGETHER!"

So the Animal Crossing Villager and Bowser teamed up. They went through the cave and fought weird monsters together. Then they met a wild Dusknoir.

"Dusknoir Dusk Dusk Noir Dusk." said the Dusknoir.
Translation: You're evil, Bowser, and you can't come here.

The Dusknoir was going to fight Bowser and the Villager but Bowser won by using his Dark Cannon. Then they got to the other side and saw Pit.

"Palutena sent me to stop you, Bowser. You're evil and I must fight you!" Pit said.
"No, he's good, you're the evil one!" The Villager said. He helped Bowser fight Pit. Between Bowser's flame breath and the Villager's bug net Pit was no match. The duo easily beat him.

"Cool. I guess we should turn him back to normal tho--"

Bowser quickly betrayed the naive young villager and the kid became a trophy, just like Pit.

"Hey King K. Rool," said Bowser on an intercom. "I got two more trophies. Any other successes?"
"Only failures," King K. Rool said. "We lost Mario, Lucas and Diddy Kong. The flagship has been heavily damaged by the Halberd. Petey Piranha was beaten by Samus. If the heroes on the Gangplank Galleon get to Captain Falcon, the armada will surely fall..."
"Hmmph. Tell all the villains up there to start attacking any heroes they see on foot. Instruct Marx to make his first move." Bowser said.
"Alright, I will," King K. Rool said. "Take your two trophies to the headquarters. They'll be safe there. If nothing else, we will buy you time by distracting the heroes."
"Good idea." Bowser said. "Tell Mr. L to give his status report within the next hour, and report it to me. I'll give those at the headquarters your regards."
"Thank you," K. Rool said. "See you later."

Current summary again to make people know what's going on:

Teams:
Samus, Mario, Diddy Kong, Lucas -- On board Samus's gunship
Kirby and Meta Knight -- On the Halberd
Captain Falcon -- Preparing the Falcon Flyer
Peach, Ness, Kumatora, Pikachu, Olimar, R.O.B., Donkey Kong -- Commandeering the Gangplank Galleon
Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Lucario -- Pursuing Mr. L
Luigi -- ???

Bad Guys:
Bowser -- Heading to "Headquarters"
King K. Rool -- On the airships
Ridley -- On the airships
Wolf -- Heading to airships on Wolfen
Mr. L -- Attacking Gangplank Galleon
Wario -- ???
Mona -- ???

Trophy Status:
Pit -- With Bowser
Villager -- With Bowser

Bosses:
Articuno -- Beat by Ice Climbers and Jigglypuff, actually peaceful
02 -- Defeated by Meta Knight
Petey Piranha -- Defeated by Samus
Dusknoir -- Defeated by Bowser and Villager
Marx -- Status unknown, not fought yet

Characters to speculate:
Fox and Falco -- With Wolf around, surely they will try to come. Plus, they could help out a lot at the airship battle and aide the Halberd.
Sonic -- He's always gotta get involved somehow!
King Dedede -- He's always a mystery. What will he do? Is he a bad guy or good guy?
Snake -- Will he use his sneaking powers?
Link -- Where the HECK is he?

Chapter 12
Mr. L's Confrontation

Pikachu, Olimar, Peach, Ness, Kumatora, R.O.B. and Donkey Kong were on Gangplank Galleon and heading to Captain Falcon's private island. Then, they heard a big thump on the main deck.

"What's that?" Peach asked.
"Let's check it out." Olimar replied.

The seven went outside and saw Brobot.

"I'll never let you guys get to Captain Falcon's island!" Mr. L said. "Have at you!"
"What is that thing?" Ness asked.
"It's his Brobot, I've seen it before!" Peach said. "Just keep hitting it and it dies!"
"Good to know!" Ness replied.

Brobot fired out missles but Ness destroyed them with PK Thunder. Then Peach threw a vegetable at the robot. Then Mr. L shot out lasers and they hurt Peach. Ness used PK Flash and Olimar threw Pikmin which hurt Brobot a lot. Then R.O.B. shot more lasers to destroy Brobot with.

"What, you fire lasers too!?" Mr. L said.
"I am a robot!" R.O.B. said.
"BUT YOU'RE NOT A BROBOT!" Mr. L said. He fired missles at R.O.B. and he got hurt too. Peach and him were both trophies right now.

Kumatora used PK Freeze and then she kicked Brobot but Brobot hit her with a really big laser, then sucked her into his mouth and she got chewed on and spit out and it hurt her a lot but she wasn't a trophy yet.

Donkey Kong made Peach normal again and then gave Brobot a Donkey Punch and he was too damaged to fight anymore. Mr. L hopped out as Brobot exploded.

"Hmm, you guys are too tough for me. I'm getting out of here. ...ooooh."

Mr. L saw R.O.B.'s defeated trophy and decided to take him.

"L-ater, losers!" Mr. L said, and he got into a rowboat and paddled away.

"NO! R.O.B.!" said Peach.
"It's okay, we'll save him. For now we go up to the airships." Said Olimar.

They looked at the airship battle up above and saw many explosions. They saw the Halberd was there attacking.

"Oh no, I hope Mario is alright." Said Peach.
"I hope Lucas is okay too." Said Kumatora.
"I hope Diddy is alright...My poor friend." Said Donkey Kong.

They paddled onto Punch Island and met Captain Falcon.

"Captain Falcon!" Ness said.
"Hello, Ness." Captain Falcon said. "I was getting ready to show them my moves. Do you guys want to come with me?"
"Yes!" said Olimar. "We must free our friends."
"Come with me!" Said Captain Falcon.

The seven got onto the Falcon Flyer and flew towards the airships of Bowser.

Meanwhile, in the ocean...

"Ganondorf, I have bad news and good news." said Mr. L to his intercom.
"What?" said Ganondorf. "Don't tell me you failed to stop the Gangplank Galleon."
"I did." Mr. L said. "But I did lessen their numbers. I have captured the one called R.O.B."
"Oh, excellent." Ganondorf said. "Actually, I think this outcome is better. More trophies is a good thing...Yes...Mr. L, here are your instructions. Drop off the trophy at the headquarters. Then head up to the airships and attack. I've prepared a new, stronger Brobot for you."
"Awesome!" said Mr. L. "Thanks, sir. But shouldn't someone focus on getting more Subspace Bombs to go off?"
"I already have someone doing that." Ganondorf said. "Wario and Mona are taking control of the R.O.B. Squad for me."
"Excellent. I'll see you L-ater." Mr. L said.

DUN DUN DUNNNNN

Chapter 13
The Subspace Bomb Goes Off Again

Link was running through Hyrule Field and then he found a big treasure chest. He opened it up and found a part of a strange relic.

"I wonder what this is?" he said.

Then King Dedede came and attacked. "You can't have those! The parts cannot be allowed to be assembled!"

King Dedede and Link had a duel. Link used his bow and arrows on King Dedede but King Dedede blocked with his hammer and threw a Waddle Dee. Link beat up the Waddle Dee with his Spin Attack but then King Dedede threw a Gordo. Link then stabbed King Dedede.

"Why can't I have this treasure?!" Link said.
"You can have it because..." King Dedede's sentence was stopped short because he was turned into a trophy. He dropped the treasure.
Mona stood behind him, with a trophy gun. Wario went over and looked at the treasure.
"Heh, this is mine now, fairypants!" Wario said.
He put the weird old relic part in his pocket, grabbed the trophy of King Dedede, and ran away...leaving behind a Subspace bomb.

Link ran away as the bomb exploded. He realized he needed to find the rest of that relic...King Dedede said there were "parts" to it, and they had to be nearby somewhere.

Link saw Popo, Nana, Jigglypuff and Lucario running through the field, watching as Wario and Mona drove away on their motorcycle angrily.

"Are you chasing them?" Link asked.
"Yeah, they're evil and stealing trophies of everyone!" said Popo.
"They don't respect the power of AURA!" Lucario said.
"We need to get the other pieces of that relic Wario has so he can't assemble it!" said Link.
"Okay." Nana said. The five ran off. They fought many enemies and came across another treasure chest with a similar relic.
"I bet they all connect!" said Link.

Then the five ran out of the forest and saw the Great Fox preparing to take off. Fox and Falco saw the five heroes.

"Come with us!" said Fox. "We're going up to the airships."

And so the five did. At least with one piece the relic couldn't be assembled...

Slippy Captain Falcon interaction please. And Leon

Chapter 14
Great Fox Duel

King K. Rool watched the battles from one of the airships. Then Bowser came up from below in the Koopa Klown Car and hopped out.

"I dropped the trophies off," said Bowser.
"Good." K. Rool said. "Now we must commandeer these ships. Mr. L is on his way for reinforcements too, in a new Brobot."

Then Mewtwo teleported in and watched too.

"You came too?" King K. Rool said. "Finally. You've done nothing."
"I'm doing things...behind the scenes, it's more in my style," Mewtwo said, as he pointed down below to the ground, the ground they were flying high over. Subspace was everywhere. Ships were falling into the explosions.

Meanwhile the Great Fox flew up and shot down another airship.

"Good shot Falco!" said Nana.

Then Sonic flew in standing on the wings of Tails's plane. Tails shot down an airship. Then Falco was angry he stole his kill and got an Arwing out and they had a sky battle. Falco shot down Tails. Then Sonic jumped onto the Great Fox and Falco did too. They had a battle.

TO BE CONTINUED....

You do know you need two ROB to activate a sub Space bomb?

Yeah, that's why Ganondorf mindwashed all the R.O.B.s except Ancient Minister R.O.B. I explained that a while ago.

Chapter 14 Continued

Sonic spin dashed into Falco but he used Falco Illusion. Then Falco got the Smash Ball and used the Landmaster but Sonic was too fast for Falco to shoot him. Then Sonic did a homing attack and hit Falco but Falco punched him with his gun and then shot lasers from his gun. Then they were about to punch each other but Brobot Mk II came in from the sky.

"I'll take both you stupid animals out!" Mr. L said.

Then Mario, Samus, Lucas and Diddy Kong hopped out of their ship to join the two, who shook hands and engaged Brobot.

Brobot shot missles but Mario gave him a big fireball and he got hit. But the missles hit Samus and she got hurt. Then Sonic homing attacked Brobot. Brobot sucked him in and chewed him up though. Then Diddy Kong tossed a banana peel on Brobot's window and Mr. L couldn't see outside of it.

"Oh no I can't control it!!" said Mr. L. "I'm going to make a kamikaze attack!"

But then the Falcon Flyer came in and shot lasers to shoot Brobot down and he started crashing but he hit Lucas when he was falling and Lucas fell too.

"Oh no!" Ness said, watching from inside the Falcon Flyer.
"It's okay," Kumatora said. "At least we know he's okay for now...we can save him after we blow up the airships!"

Samus and Diddy Kong went back into Samus's gunship, but Mario and Sonic joined the Great Fox's crew: Fox, Falco, Jigglypuff, Link, Lucario and Ice Climbers. The Falcon Flyer hung around too, with Captain Falcon, Ness, Kumatora, Peach, Donkey Kong, Pikachu and Olimar on board. The Halberd, with Kirby and Meta Knight riding, joined the group, and they charged in after the huge armada, with King K. Rool, Bowser and Mewtwo at the helms...

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/lollercoa...ulz-77725.phtml

Faggots.

They just don't know how to write a good fanfic from a 12-year-old perspective.

Speaking of which, I did a peer review of this foreign kid's essay today (lol high school) and he typed a lot like this fanfic reads.

...I...kind of almost want to keep writing this. It was so fun to bullshit all this up.

I know. I want to finish mine too. Steelix was going to find a world where there was no hate or injustice, then all three would realize they were under the hypnotic power of Mismagius, and that they had accidentally wandered into the pit of darkness or whatever it was called. Then they'd have to fight some **** that represented socail awkwardness, then they'd fight Manette in the pokemon graveyard where they'd find that the secret pokemon was actually love for your fellow man. Then Manette and SteelixShadow were going to make up and fall back in love, then they'd all live happily ever after.