Is this normal at the tender age of 20? 'Cos I have this friend who knows this guy...

Nah, it's not normal unless you're really annihilated on drink or drugs. Under those situations you can end up in a real mess. I've found a big chunk of my shit on the carpet before and some smears on my sheets.

Fucking horrible.

Never pissed or soiled myself sober, though. You should get that checked into.

Y'know what? I was fairly drunk, and I'd just watched a scary film, not that that would usually precipitate a urinary response. Fuck knows what was going on with me that night; I only wish I owned a second pair of bedsheets.

I don't think it's normal unless you're very drunk or experiencing some real psychological trauma. I'm 23 and a real mess mentally, but thankfully it's never happened to me.

I wouldn't worry if you had been drinking a lot though.

What you need is a stupid mad bird that you can blame all this on.

The last time I pissed myself it was to do with ketamine. Jamesp pissed himself in my house once, after he'd collapsed. My mate shat the bed last year and he'd only been a bit drunk. He's still alive.