Stupid yokels with their pesky wolf-dog. Reads like one of those "true" monster stories, attempting to frighten people with basic scientific knowledge. People forget that humongous squid with suckers the size of a double decker are much much scarier.
It's a cool blue/grey colour. More pets should come in interesting colours, I can't wait until they're all genetically altered so you can just pick a colour off a dulux wall chart.Like these guys.
I hope that's a pisstake 'cos that's fucked up. Still...might be worth investing. My tamagochi has developed some kind of cough and I think it's on its way out.