Algherias Kien'cho'an, Holy crap, a new one?!

[Kaidona]

I'm going to have to take a moment to laugh at the sheer irony that is Linkin' Park playing out of Amarok as I bring this subject up.

...BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~*wheeze* The only thing that would make it funnier is if the song was actually Crawling. But it isn't. So that could either be a comfort, or a sore disappointment.

Now then. Chained Iae. 8D Where should his piteously mangled ass end up, do y'think? Somewhere with a food and drink establishment, clearly. Or maybe, MAYBE, he could be slumped outside a building looking dead. <.<

...>.> I find this idea oddly appealing. Well, okay, the appeal isn't that strange, but we know what I mean.

[Cosmos]

Well, we did figure that he'd have already met up with Cos before the thread even starts, right? A food and drink establishment sounds just about like the place he'd get taken to, but I can't decide on if it's a nice comfy hotel in an urban setting or a tavern-like place in a village somewhere. Some place where he can easily go get more bandages. ._.;

... Or maybe it's somewhere in between, like a semi-modern decent hotel. Cos would probably feel really bad if they ended up somewhere that's shoddy, but I think he'd have food and things like that taken care of because he can easily run out and get it.

[Kaidona]

Did we? I don't remember this. =/ I think that actually may have been skipped over entirely. I think that the two running into each other would be pretty damn funny, really. ._.;

[Cosmos]

I remember saying something about it. o_o; Maybe it was just me. But yeah, it really would, I suppose. We could either play it out, or go over it in some sort of preliminary thing in the beginning posts. There's about a million different ways it could go, really.

[Kaidona]

I just find sick amusement in the general "WTFGUH AGAIN?!" response Iaeruki garners everywhere he goes. ._. It'd probably take me forever to come up with something for it, but then it takes me forever to start anything, so it wouldn't be all that surprising. Either way, I definitely do not remember anything about the starting out already established part. At least not in an independent thread.

[Cosmos]

There will definitely be a lot of "ugh seriously how do these things always happen to you" but at the same time is that drive to get him fixed because he's a friend and it's horrible to see him suffer so much. >: A lot of this thread will also be very, very sad when we do get it going.

We can start it off like any other thread, maybe I'm just reluctant to do that because we already know which characters will be in it and in which situation. All we really need to know now is where exactly this is going to take place.

[Kaidona]

Yeah, pretty much, and once it's off the ground, WHEE~ ANGSTY FUN TIEM! Hilariously the first time I put him into play not one noticed he was chained until he actually took off his shirt and started changing his bandages himself. We attributed that to the rains muddling smells together and drowning out the godawful noises. And to Iae's ability to pokerface HORRIFIC AMOUNTS OF BONE PAIN into nothing. ._o;

OH GOD I ALMOST TYPOED GODAWFULE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! D8

[Cosmos]

Maybe that's why I like the idea of this thread so much, there's potential for both hilarity and drama, and rest assured, when this crazy train gets a-rollin' there will be both awkward funtimes and waterworks at times. Kind of like our other thread where there's something disturbingly horrible going on in the background that we completely disregard sometimes.

[Kaidona]

...Especially once Kai-chan ends up in the picture. ._. She is the ultimate ruination of melodrama if she's detached from it. But there will definitely be waterworks. Definitely. His nightmares get horrifying when he's chained up. Like, worse than usual. D:

...Hah, that we disregard until I decide that it's going to be all like "HAY ASSHOLES, GUESS WHO?! 8D OM NOM NOM." And then Iae's all like, "URGH. *gurgle; keel over; die*" ...Clearly I am ridiculously sleepy. ._.;

[Cosmos]

Of course she will, if she does things like chase after the bare feet of a naked man. ._. Which would be especially hilarious in a small room, but I'd like to hope it ends abruptly when Cos informs her that something like that is very much foreplay to him.

And even then, the 'oh god you're dying I remember now' is still kind of funny. ._. But the fact that Iae is in a lot of pain and Cosmos is powerless to stop it will make him very, very distressed.

[Kaidona]

It's her favorite pastime. 8D Right along with slapping boy butts as the situation supposedly demands it. She probably wouldn't stop because she'd justify it with "Dude, it totally isn't. <_< Also, I find this absolutely HI-LARIOUS." Though if they're on an elevated surface she'll stop when she falls off and lands on her head. Or her ass. : D

HAH, the sudden recollection absolutely is, so is Iae's determined "No, I am perfectly fine. >_o" while dribbling black shit out of his mouth, because someone always, ALWAYS, responds with "*WHACK* NO YOU ARE NOT FINE. STOP BEING STUPID." Which then gets a comical grunt and upset face out of him. Because he... actually likes the idea that it might just quietly take him in the night. ._.; And not in a series of bone-crushing horrors that leaves him twisted into something unnatural and with a face so wrought with anguish that it steps into nightmarishly haunting.

...BLOODY CHRIST I'M MORBID. D'8

[Cosmos]

And here he is squirming around like mad and he would bark back "Maybe not to you," because just about every time he ends up playing around with somebody like that it kind of... goes places. And he'd be all weird about Kaidona playing with him because she's married.

He will indeed get slapped silly if he says things like that around Cos. ._. He's a very vigilant "never give up" type and he wouldn't stand for such statements no matter the situation. Even if said situation is pretty much really, really horrible. Also we should probably figure out everything we need to get this thread started. >_>

[Kaidona]

Oh but she does that to everyone. XD It's how she shows she likes you a little.

Iae will never say anything about being open to the concept of dying, don't worry. o.o The worst he's ever said is, I do believe, "Why allow death to arrive upon one so wretched and vile that he is undeserving?" He... kinda... got viciously slapped in the face and then verbally lashed for it. ._. When "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!" came out of it, all he said back was "It keeps me alive, does it not?" He had a good point. @_@ And yes, we should. Though the biggest issue is still what region to stick him in for this. ._.; I originally had him in rainy Oushae, which is way north of Sin'vhir, and on Wieraiden. Obviously he moves around while he's in duress, but how much before they encounter each other is the question.

[Cosmos]

I'm sure eventually Cos will opt to wrestle instead of try to escape and end up running into stuff. The point is that it is indeed affection and he's still not quite used to affection for affection's sake. But that just makes everything funner, really. Luckily he just doesn't like his feet touched because he doesn't, not because they're connected to his pleasure sensors or anything. ._.; As good of a way to get her to stop as that would be.

Wherever they end up, I can just flat-out say that Cosmos felt like he was obligated to go somewhere. He's fixed Iae enough times by now for them to be at least kind of connected, so maybe he feels such a plight from a distance and just sort of goes in his general direction. o_o; A rainy region sounds nice, but Cos loves rain so if they end up at a room with a deck of some sort they get to deal with him stripping down almost completely and going out there and sitting in it.

[Kaidona]

._. Kai-chan wrestles dirty, just so y'know. She's little and has no wieght to throw around, so she's pretty quick to put her knees in boy crotches.

Iae's soul is pretty distinct anyway. It's this bigass MASSIVE KNOT OF CHAOS that somehow feels mopey. No one has yet figured out how he manages that part. I would also laugh if Iae kept ending up in places where it rained on him, because he hates getting soaked to the bone. XD It makes his head so damn heavy.

[Cosmos]

That's horrible. ._. About as horrible as the odds of her not stopping her niggling when he ends up going stiff after a while. If that happens at least he'll just turn his back to her and curl into a ball until it stops. I also wonder what she'd think of his colors.

The more I think about it, the more sense it makes, and the more appealing that kind of atmosphere becomes when it comes to the tone of the story. They'll still have to deal with Cos making himself a big wet dog at random intervals, though. >_> He likes water quite a bit.

[Kaidona]

Horrible, but funny. : D I also guarantee that curling into a ball would invite her to slap his ass, because it's there and sticking out. Also, she'd probably respond to his colors with something along the lines of "Dude, that's hilarious. ._."

Bonus points if he's blighted with the problem of smelling like wet dog whether he's clean or not. XD But yeah, rain seems to suit him, even though he doesn't like it. Half the time when he mourns the sky decides it has to open up and rain on his ass, so then he gets unhappier and slouches near in half. It's so sad it's kind of adorable.

[Cosmos]

I don't think he'd move much no matter what she does, except for more squirming if she goes after his ticklish spots. Or slaps his ass. =_= When he gets toyed with like that he obviously tries to fight back, if escaping doesn't work, and if all of his barking and snarling and getting bitey doesn't really do anything he'll just ignore it until it goes away.

I'm... actually not sure. ._. Obviously it won't happen when he's not in fur, but it depends on where the wet dog smell comes from in the first place. I sort of figure he'll just smell like rain when he comes back in. But the contrast between him laying in the rain to relax and Iae not liking it at all could be kind of funny.

[Kaidona]

She's got a butt fetish of sorts. <.< What can I say? : D; She might push him over just to see what happens.

Oh, of course, on both accounts. XD I'm sure half the reason Iae hates the rain is mainly because of his hair. He's got so damn much of it he might as well just forget about walking once it's soaked through, but he seems to manage well enough. Probably because the weight transfers to his back.

And now to laugh at the irony of Linkin Park AGAIN. *snrrrt~CACKLE; LAUGH; HYSTERICAL HOWLING; wheeze; falls over*

[Cosmos]

He'd go 'oof' or make a grunt or a growl and turn himself back over. o_o; He obviously wouldn't be very comfortable on his stomach, and that'd make his ass more vulnerable. The reasons for him not wanting to be on his back are pretty obvious too.

Unfortunately, I can't say Cos would have anything like an umbrella on him. He would, at first, offer his coat, but that probably gets stupidly heavy when it's soaked. If they needed to move around in the rain, he'd probably make a halfassed shield out of his own body and try to stay under awnings and stuff.

We are definitely good to go though, I think. Unless I'm missing something.

[Kaidona]

I'm sure if he flattened himself on his front, Kai'd poke it, see if it wiggled.

Iae never has any umbrellas either. =/ His cloak usually serves well to keep the rest of him dry, but in heavy rains and after a few hours, it kind of seeps through anyway. Or maybe it bleeds past the collar from his neck and then just kind of spreads from there.

I'll have to go poking, I think. They're going to end up somewhere with lots of water, or in a place prone to monsoon-like rain seasons. o_o Hooray squalls. <.<

[Cosmos]

It won't. >_> I'm not saying he's got buns of steel or anything but he doesn't have a jiggle-butt either. It just makes him squirm, grunt, and feel highly violated.

Ha, I just had a great image of Cos walking back into whatever manner of lodging they end up in absolutely soaked through and through, and saying "It is TOO WET here." And then instead of getting a towel like a normal person he shakes his hair out like a bigass dog and gets everybody else wet too.

He also might just run out and get an umbrella big enough for both of them because as gay as it looks it's probably better than being flooded on. n_n

[Kaidona]

Unlike Kai-chan's ass, which ripples like flab depending on how you hit it, or on how she jerks her leg down. It's pretty funny. You'd generally think people would be disgusted, but the damn thing's so bubbly-shaped, they're just kind of mesmerized by its physics. She'd probably poke it again, and then be disappointed, because she's found that most boy butts wiggle at least a little, unless they're being tight-assed and clenching it.

That would be hilarious. Bonus points if, after the fact, Iae gives him a scrunch-faced "What tipped you off?"

XD That'd be hilarious. I bet Iae never bothers, because if it really gets terrible, he just lifts his cloak over his head. That could be another silly image: The two of them hunched over and holding a big black thing over their heads.

[Cosmos]

Oh, there will be a little bit. ._.; There's a good chance of him tensing up at least a little bit though because oh god I should not be having these thoughts this woman is married and compromising that would be bad bad bad.

He'd be like "I think it's all the rain. >_>" and then would proceed to dry himself off like a civilized person. Really, if the rain gets too bad they could find somewhere to sit until it lightens up a little. But god damn the two of them huddled under an umbrella is funny indeed.

[Kaidona]

It's even worse because she doesn't think of those things, and her husband doesn't know she does those things most of the time. : D He's aware she does things like that with close friends but not strangers/acquaintances. She doesn't see any problem with it either. XD Her cultural values are strange.

The two of them huddled under a cloak is also silly. =D Iae would probably be wary of sitting for the sole purpose that his leg would start leaving little streams of blood in the water wherever they sat, and he doesn't like that, because it encourages people to stare.