Algherias Kien'cho'an, Holy crap, a new one?!

[Cosmos]

Well, his mind will definitely be thinking something like that, but whether or not his body reacts and makes him pull away or something is a different story entirely. ._.; He'll be under a lot of stress, and not feeling very good about himself, and probably occupied most of the time tending to Iae. He has a good chance of letting some outright awful things slip.

It depends on what exactly they do for bandages, probably like... three layers of that medical cotton padding. Also how often they're changed, which, for the sake of Iae's comfort, will be as often as possible. Though there is indeed the underlying urge to keep moving so he can be better again. There will definitely be a good deal of huddling, though.

[Kaidona]

I won't be surprised if she doesn't do anything particularly horrible about it either. =/ She just kinda pushes people around and calls them perverts if they hit on her or some such while she's still married. AFTER buttface dies and all the awful shit with the childbirth and the forsaking happens, however, she's a bit less naiive about it and is a little more biting. So, actually, she might confuse him a bit. ._.; But she'll be pretty occupied with tending to bleedy-face too, so there'll be plenty of D: to go around.

He'll definitely seep the first day they run into each other. He'll have been using his pants as bandages. o_o; So it looks pretty damn gross when he gets those off. ._.; The skin'll be all torn, and raw, and gnarled, and frayed, and pretty much like someone tried to cram it into a grinder but the chains broke it. *keff* It's a pretty grotesque image.

[Cosmos]

All I know is that he'll lean back up and breathe quite a sigh of relief when she backs off. At least when he runs into her later he'll have plenty of other options around. @_@

Oh great. Let's just start the quiet sobbing right away. ._. There will at least be a slightly humorous side to that, as it will cause Cos to let Iae get his coat all bloody again while he runs off to the closest equivalent of a drugstore and comes back with a ton of absorbent padding and bandages and medical tape. He'll be kind of embarrassed about it because his eyes will be wet, haha.

[Kaidona]

XD Plenty of other options meaning "girlfriend". At least by then Kai's also a widow and technically free game, but by then she just doesn't give a shit anymore. When she backs off, I'm sure it'll be to go harass bleedy-face.

...I find this hilarious because anyone else he'd run into would look at his leg and promptly give him shit because he's trying to play it off like it's nothing. ._.; When I had him run into Tsuki with it, he'd had them for nine days, and the first thing she does when she gets him to take his pants off is chew on her thumb, ask him how long they've been there, and then demand to know why he didn't say anything about it. When he calls the chains minor, everyone gets pretty incredulous. I'm sure the whole time Cos is being embarrassed about being sniffly and leaky-eyed, Iae's busy indeed playing off the chains like nothing. =/

[Cosmos]

Well... Yeah. ._. I'm sure she'd be able to cover everything he needs, and that he's perfectly okay with it when she doesn't. Lately it seems like she's just prodding at him when we talk about it but I still maintain the assumption that he'll be slapping himself for a while if he ever doubts even for a second that the feeling is mutual. But I'm sure in this thread he'll be too busy to even think about things like that, unless it gets calm for long enough and Kaidona starts playing with him.

I can't say he won't get angry about that. ._. Iae will get barked at quite a bit for trying to say that chains crafted of his own flesh are no big deal, but Cos is the type to get him in a position where he can sit for a bit first, which would mean not being as bleedy and in some place that's at least kind of cozy.

[Kaidona]

That's likely me getting stagnated because almost nothing else ever comes up. =/ It's probably subliminal messages from my brain through people developing new phases. ._.; But I'm sure the face-kicking over that would be pretty funny. Kai's plying also consitutes any number of things, so that could mean anything. o_o I'd say what, but I just crawled off the couch and am actually quite sleepy.

Iae would promptly tell him that he's had worse, and would do so with an entirely straight face. ._. Also, sitting doesn't really change how much he bleeds, unfortunately. o.o; It just shafes less of him open if he's not already ripped completely raw, which he probabloy is by the time they encounter each other.

[Cosmos]

It's probably my fault entirely that we always sort of drift off in that direction. ._. I'm quite fond of that canon for some reason, and since we haven't tied it to any threads we can basically just jump around in it at will, and like I keep saying, there's plenty of different ways one certain situation would go. And I guess my single main character and not many others kind of contributes to that. If one good thing comes out of it though, it's how he'd go hilariously emo if he began to think she was starting to like, not like him as much.

Regardless, Cos is definitely at least going to get him still and situated somewhere so he can run off and get an insane amount of bandages, that will probably get him funny looks at the store. And then the whole bandage fiasco can start when he gets back.

[Kaidona]

Possibly. Aaand probably on all those other accounts. Too bad I get wicked burnt out after long periods with no serious intermission. ._. I guess my brain has a major doom quotient to fill.

Bandage fiasco! 8D That will be all kinds of hilarious.

[Cosmos]

When this thread gets off the ground, I'm sure it'll cover your doom quota for quite a while. ._. I mean I guess we could explore different stages of the same character pairing, but honestly mostly everything is cool with me, besides the difficulty I have discussing brutal torture. The most I can do is Cos tending to Iae when he/she gets all messed up again, which is a hell of a lot of what this thread will be anyway.

Oh my god, it'll borderline on amazing. I'm sort of excited to see how long it'll take for the euphemisms to start flying.

[Kaidona]

It's hard to sate sometimes. ._. Sadism. Usually it's fun because it horrifies everyone else--and I won't be surprised if that's the sadism talking--but sometimes it's kind of a bitch. But, eh, Iae'll get himself ripped open a lot in this thread. =/ Sudden movements do that. So does slipping and falling. : D Though, to be fair, my doom quotient isn't picky and doesn't need vicious gore either. It was actually pretty happy with the metamorphosis, too. ...And it liked the spine seizure. While the spine seizure was happening. o.o

Those will probably start on pretty fast. Especially with little princey-face who has problems referring to body parts. XD Well, really just one or two body parts and only when they're his, but still. *cackle*

[Cosmos]

Oh yes. The spine seizure. ._. That is just... not good for anyone. Holy crap. And I can definitely play along just fine when you slip things like that in there, since I really don't expect everything to go absolutely perfect all the time. But, if you don't really have any specific requirements, then this thread will probably be more than enough.

The sheer amount of astoundedness that washes over Cos at Iae not even touching his own parts will be glorious. Though eventually he does just sigh and agree to hold him up while he tends to the awkward bits himself.

[Kaidona]

One of the few physical pain-related things that makes Iae cry a little. ._. We'll be fortunate that I don't intend for him to run into Ceres again, or for him to infuriate her in some manner, otherwise we'd really be in for it. D: Because when she gets mad at her chained specimens, she just rips those out and then lets them die slowly in their own pulp.

What will be more hilarious is the fact that Iae's demands that Cos support him while he tries to stand eventually borders on shouting while they're arguing about it. XD

[Cosmos]

The spine seizure, or being chained up? Because when girl Iae's back is being worked over with that massaging shower head she's going to be getting consoled a whole hell of a lot at the same time. ._. Poor Cos and his "Everybody has to be happy here or I'm the biggest asshole ever" thing.

If it goes on that long, he'll have been outright barking for a while. Thankfully it comes to a screeching halt because oh wait, even if it'd be faster and I could get to the part of the bathroom I really need right now quicker, I'd have to be inches from a dong for a few minutes for it to happen. So he opts to just sit/stand there with his head buried into Iae's back while he gets the awkward parts out of the way himself.

[Kaidona]

The spine seizure. : D And it's because it catches her entirely off-guard. You never expect something to feel like it wants to rip out of your body from the slightest shift in the most arbitrary direction ever, so it'd definitely make her cry a little. The chains, Iae'd expect the amount of pain coming from that, so he'd just look like all kinds of shit and feel it too. ._.;

XD And regardless what happens, it's all kinds of funny. Especially when Iae points out that he may be chained, but his arms are not only unbound, but perfectly functional.

[Cosmos]

I kind of figured it was that. @_@ At least when that happens there will be a room full people who are not only experienced, but more concerned with getting Iae comfortable than she even is. For a while here he'll just have... Cosmos. Which isn't necessarily bad, of course, but his sobbing fits aren't going to help anybody.

This will of course be after Cos, in his state of most likely being half hammered, tries to argue some very awkward things like using the bathroom and getting an itch down there. I can easily see him randomly blurting out some anecdote about getting a horrible itch at a horrible time because that just seems like something that would happen to him.

[Kaidona]

I find it hilarious, because usually Iae spends most of his/her time trying to deter people from expending so much energy on him/her. The super-doom cycle of ultimate horror, however, will shut her up pretty good and she'll just take it like a bitch. ._. Also, sobbing fits. : D Iae'll have them whenever he actually sleeps. Don't worry. Because, well, you know. <.<; I'm just awful like that. *keff*

And then Iae points out the vast difference between being alive and being dead. ._. "I highly doubt that holding it in will do any irreparable damage to your prostate. :| And you can just refrain from such an unsavory thing for a few moments, can you not?" I continue to chuckle at their expense.

[Cosmos]

It is pretty hilarious because the reaction is usually "YOU'RE DYING SHUT UP AND LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU, goddamn. D<" And I'm sure when that happens he'll be flopped next to and sufficiently nuzzled until he stops. If they get any sort of place with a balcony poor Cos will be out there a-howlin' at least once.

He was talking about Iae doing it in reference to handling one's own naughty bits, though. ._. There might even be some "pff well now I'm getting itchy too thanks" but at least we know they eventually make a compromise, even if it doesn't make the rest of the exchanges any less amusing.

[Kaidona]

Fortunately it doesn't take horrendously long. And though most places Iae ends up in don't usually have a balcony, they do have easy access to the roof. ._. I don't rightly know how or why.

Bonus laughs when Iae makes his trademark aggravated face, which looks funny AND adorable, and curtly says that he isn't itchy. And now that we're talking about that, I'm laughing at the idea of how many BIG IMPORTANT ceremonies he's probably shifted uncomfortably through because "OH GOD, WHY NOW?!" And just to be horrible, they were probably the kinds of itches that make you think a mosquito is biting you. ._. The kind that make you twitch and jerk because it just came out of nowhere.

[Cosmos]

The roof is a good place for a lot of angsty quiet conversations to happen late at night. ._. There's always a ton of fruity scenes like that between Cos and Iae and I should probably be slapped because I find that type of thing adorable. He'll probably end up howling then too because he just plain does that when he's all sad and the moon is out.

"You're not, but I am," and commence the squirming around like an idiot because he's not going to put Iae down for something that dumb. Luckily though, most of the time Cos isn't anywhere particularly important, or at least he's not somewhere where the gathered party would be as horrified when he sticks a hand down his pants.

[Kaidona]

Hmm... Maybe, but I find it funny. <.< Even better is that Iae will feel pretty D: about any howling that happens for the sole reason that it draws attention to THAT roof.

...Wow. ._. My head's good and whacked. I just pictured a very grumpy female Iae taking that comment and giving him a good claw-hand grab in the junk. I can see other people doing it too. @_@ Mainly the girls, though. The current version of Iae, however, would just get very flat-faced and resume wrapping his offensive region. : D

[Cosmos]

I think that, somehow, is the point. @_@ He is announcing to the world that there is a sad wolf about, or when he does it for that reason he's just crying out despairingly and doesn't particularly care who or what hears him. It's a horribly somber sound but at the same time there's also a bit of "ugh why did you do that" to go along with the "Awww."

Depending on how hard this grab is, he'll just stand there, look down at his nice groping, and bluntly say that it didn't help at all. If it was a little bit hard and there were some claws in there he'd jump a bit, and then say that it didn't help. Also I pictured some kind of honk sound effect to go along with the initial grab. ._.;

[Kaidona]

Yeah, Iae would be feeling pretty 'D: Why in heavens would you inspire people to stare at us like that?' about it. He probably expresses it with a good cringe.

It's be a harsh one. Any version of Iae has long nails that come to a point. It's kind of default for Ryuakurei hands. <_< The honk sound would be hilarious. ._. And, after he says it didn't help, he'd probably get a "Well quit moving. =_= Wiggling around like a beached fish isn't going to get this done any faster."

[Cosmos]

Because he's sad, duh. >: It's a reason for howling and part of him just feels the need to be all "THERE IS A SAD WOLF OVER HERE" for absolutely no other reason at all. Like I said, it's a very, very sad sound, definitely different from his intimidating or territorial howls. It makes him feel a tiny, tiny smidgen better at least.

Ha, there'd be an "Agh!" or an "Nngh!" to go along with that, and he would get hilariously indignant because what the hell you are supposed to be nice to the equipment. Bonus points if the resulting jostle just makes it worse for him.

[Kaidona]

It won't stop Iae from looking very unhappy about someone making loud, disruptive noises during quiet time. ._.

There would be no sympathy. : D If it was anyone else doing the grabbing, there'd probably be a comment in there to try changing his washing detergent or fabric softener if he's so damn itchy.