It has come to my attention that it is TOO WARM and the sun is BECKONING US OUTSIDE! I hear Kyouya will perhaps be laying out a picnic in the not-so-distant future and have planned my outfit accordingly! My secret weapon this summer?
SHORTS~!!! 8D
I WANT BIG FLOWERY ONES AND THEY HAVE TO LOOK JUST RIGHT SO I CAN HOST IN THEM AND
IIIIIEEEEEEAAAYAAAAAAHHH WE SHOULD
ALL WEAR MATCHING PAAAAAIRS!

Impoverished people call them "BOARD SHORTS" and wear them around all day even though they're
obviously meant to be swimwear at the beach! How ENTERPRISING~! It must be done to save on small supplies of washing powder because they haven't got enough money for REAL CLOTHES!!
Oh, this will look
wonderful!