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 Suggestions for Adulthood, ok....
Kuroukami Yukio
Posted: Mar 4 2008, 12:53 AM


Alrite guys im gonna b 18 on friday. What should I do to kickoff my clean record and being eligible for the death penalty?
Kinbaku katonzuka
Posted: Mar 4 2008, 03:50 PM


begin by going to ever member you have on facebook and post im eighteen over and over and over again then where a huge four foot taco hat that has huge flashing lights flashing 18! 18! to. then pull together a huge bonfire of old poke'mon cards to finaly show every one you know that you have finaly grown out of them. and finaly get on top of you highest structure and yell into a megaphone that you are and adult and should be treated as such. and for the rest of the year you must answer all their questions by saying "Acording to prophocy.
Posted: Mar 4 2008, 10:17 PM

Whoa. 1,000 posts. I'd like to thank the great King Turtle.

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Get girlfriend under 18, have sex with her Thursday, then laugh in her face and break up w/ her Friday for "legal reasons".
Kuroukami Yukio
Posted: Mar 5 2008, 01:17 AM


lol nice Hei.

And Ds as unlikely as that happening SOUNDS, in actuality my social standing with a minor might actually make it a possibility.

Not that I'd ever do that in my life. Also, Sami came out of the closet yesterday.
Posted: Mar 13 2008, 02:32 PM


QUOTE (Kuroukami Yukio @ Mar 3 2008, 08:53 PM)
Alrite guys im gonna b 18 on friday. What should I do to kickoff my clean record and being eligible for the death penalty?

Rape a 4 year old, then kill her or him, depending on your preference.

Then bury him/her in a remote area that will not very likely be checked, and then...you are on your own from there.

Or, you could just kill yourself. Apparently this would imply you gave yourself the death penalty.

If you don't like either of those options, I got nothing.
Posted: Mar 14 2008, 02:08 PM


Or you could always go the simple way and pretend to act like you know everything now that you're technically an adult. I always get a kick out of bringing those people down.
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