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 Things that characters will never say
Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 27 2006, 04:01 AM


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Sasuke: Naruto! A snake bit my penis! The venom may be spreading!

Naruto: Oh shit..maybe Sakura will know what to do.

(Naruto leaves Sasuke and runs to Sakura's house)

Naruto: Sakura!

Sakura: Yes?

Naruto: Sasuke got bitten by a snake! The venom's spreading what do we do!

Sakura: Well.... you have to first mark an X with a kunai where the bite was made and then suck the venom out through the X. It's the only way.

(Naruto runs back to Sasuke)

Sasuke: What did she say? Did she give you an antidote?

Naruto: Sorry, she says you're gonna die.
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Gabriel
Posted: Apr 7 2006, 09:20 PM


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Orochimaru in his hide out. I feel pretty oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAYYYYYY............... I feel saucy oh so saucy. At this point all his henchmen run out screaming.
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Omega2042
Posted: Apr 7 2006, 09:23 PM


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I could see him doing that...

On a similar note, this is something Orochimaru would do, but you might not see him do it.
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Ds14
Posted: Apr 7 2006, 09:33 PM


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QUOTE (Omega2042 @ Apr 7 2006, 03:23 PM)
I could see him doing that...

On a similar note, this is something Orochimaru would do, but you might not see him do it.

::Agrees::
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Mazrith986
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 01:21 AM


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I'm going to go ahead and open this again, but please keep it pg 13.
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sashaki
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 12:58 PM


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QUOTE (Mazrith986 @ Apr 8 2006, 01:21 AM)
I'm going to go ahead and open this again, but please keep it pg 13.

whoa, whoa, whoa, what? blink.gif
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Mazrith986
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 06:56 PM


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I had closed it last night until I had a chance to read what was going on.
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Jenaisis
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 08:17 PM


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Shikamaru: Man, I feel sooooo hyper today!

Lee: I hate you Gai! Get outta my face!

Orochimaru: I'm not gay.
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Vox
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 08:20 PM


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OOC: Is that picture supposed to be animated? Coz it ain't changing for me.

During Orochimaru's experiments:
(The 3rd and some ANBU members burst in)

ANBU (In a british accent): What's all this then?

Orochimaru: Um, yeah. I'm leaving the village.

3rd(doing a Marlon Brando impersonation): Too bad you didn't tell me sooner, I would have brought a retirement present. Maybe some nice concrete slippers, which would be a horrible choice if you were gonna, say, go swimming. Oh well. Boys, give him a nice retirement party,

(Exit 3rd. ANBUs pull out Tommyguns and waste Orochimaru.)
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Jenaisis
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 08:22 PM


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(What, mine? No, it's just a picture.)
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Omega2042
Posted: Apr 8 2006, 09:00 PM


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Its just a picture. Either you get it or you dont.
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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Apr 11 2006, 02:00 AM


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Orochimaru: Hey Sasuke, is that the last cookie in the cookie jar?

Sasuke: Uh...yeah

Orochimaru: Can I have it?

Sasuke: Here

(Hands cookie, then snatches it right back)

Sasuke: NO!

(Sasuke takes a bite)

Orochimaru: G-g....Give it b-b-back! Give it back! (sob)

Sasuke: Are you crying!?!

Orochimaru: N-n-no..

Sasuke: Jesus.... this is worse than when you threw up after seeing that hot naked chick taking a shower behind the cave in the lake...


(Yeah I know, that sucked, but hey what can I say, I was bored)
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