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 Things that characters will never say
sashaki
Posted: Mar 18 2006, 06:50 PM


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Ino: you can have sasuke, I'm getting itachi! (sashaki: uh... blink.gif just ploping it there)

Naruto: OMG! WHATS THAT?!! oh wait, its lee

Lee: hey!
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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 18 2006, 07:23 PM


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(What I'm gonna do is reenact the scene the time Sakura talks to Naruto transformed as Sasuke, around the middle of volume 1 in the manga/ episode 3 in the show...the only difference is that this Sasuke's gonna be the REAL sasuke)

Sakura: (Thinking not talking) Man, Look how cool Sasuke is standing over there by that tree. Wait...no it can't be! He's looking straight at me! And with bedroom eyes ::blushes in excitement::. Oh he's coming over here!

Sasuke: Such a noble brow could I kiss it?

Sakura: (INNER SAKURA) IF THIS IS A DREAM DON'T WAKE ME UP!

Sasuke: Is probably what Naruto would say.

Sakura: (INNER SAKURA) NOOO!!! DAMNIT NOOOOOO!!!

Sasuke: Listen....Since we're all going to be on the same team...tell me what you think of Naruto. Although I rather hate him... I need to understand what goes on between you 2 so we can get through things a lot faster...

Sakura: Ehh let's not talk about Naruto. He's just always being selfish and trying to keep me from love or happiness. I can't stand him! The only person I like being around and the only person whose opinion I value is you Sasuke. I'd do anything to win your attention. I want to be close to you...I'm DESPERATE

(THIS IS WHERE THE STORY CHANGES)

Sasuke: ...wtf is wrong with you? I've only known you since yesterday and even then I might've talked to you for 20 seconds. If you ask me, you're just a stupid little girl who always wants to have her way. Think about the shit you say before you say it.

Sakura: I KNEW IT!! This is about Naruto isn't it!?! He always comes between us.

Sasuke: NO! There is no us! Get that through your thick little head. I need to be a strong ninja. I'm not gonna waste my time making your little girly dreams come true.

Sakura: I love you, Sasuke! We were meant for eachother!

Sasuke: I don't like you...and since you've already broken my patience, I'm not going to waste any time talking to you. As a matter of fact.

(Sasuke whispers in Sakura's ear)

Sakura: This does not compute!! ERROR!!! ERROR!!

Sasuke: What's going on!?! All I said was that I hate you and would never in my life date you

Sakura: (Crazy DEMON COMPUTER VOICE) SASUKE WILL DATE SAKURA!! IT IS A MUST!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! EERRRRRORRR WARRNING WARNING!! SAKURA ROBOT MODE!

Naruto: Hey Sakura what's going on?

(Sakura explodes and organs are everywhere)

Naruto: Damn... I never even got her phone number

Sasuke: What's a phone number?

Naruto: Coming to think of it...I have no idea...Wanna get some ramen?

Sasuke: No...dunce

Naruto: OOOOIIII!!!! >_<
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 18 2006, 10:17 PM


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lol, on the part when the whole story changes, BURN!!


Ochiramaru: Hugs all around! come on! who wants a hug? anyone?

Kabuto: whats wrong with him? let me guess, he did'nt take his medicene? did'nt he?

Sound ninja: ya..

Kabuto: idiot..

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Sakura: I love you lee!

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(during a mission)


Chouji: I'm hungry...

Naruto: What?! you just ate all of our whole food supply!

Chouji: lets eat those bugs

*points at a bunch of silkworms (you can eat them yes..)

*shino punches chouji on the head

Shino:You better not!

*neji looks terrified

Neji: I h..hate bugs...

*everyone looks at neji

(LOL)

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Sakura: hianta, I got a feeling you like naruto

Hianta: No I dont! I love sasuke..

*flirts sasuke (sashaki: <.< just something)


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tsunade: Oi, whats there to eat shizune?

shizune: Nothing Lady tsunade *sweatdrop

tsunade: fine then, lets eat ton-ton then

Ton ton: hoy?

shizune: WHAT?!!!






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Vox
Posted: Mar 19 2006, 04:06 PM


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QUOTE
fine then, lets eat ton-ton then

Yes! Ton-ton scares me!

anyways...


Aoi: What do you mean i can't try out for "Singing in the Rain?"


(Before the written Chuunin exam)

Naruto: I'm Uzumaki Naruto and I won't-

(Alucard walks in)

Alucard: Aw, f**k it. Where's studio 3?

Shino: This is studio 3. The Hellsing shoot is tomorrow.

Alucard: Dammit! *leaves*

Naruto:... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?!
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 20 2006, 10:12 PM


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Sauske: I gotta tell you something sakura

Sakura: yes? *blushing (duh)

Sauske: uh... I'm gay

Sakura: WHAT?!!


now thats something that he would never say blink.gif

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Justifiedglory
Posted: Mar 22 2006, 10:59 PM


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Naruto: Believe it!


Oh...thing's they would never say...I thought it was things they should never say...
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Omega2042
Posted: Mar 22 2006, 11:00 PM


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But, that is one of the best lines Naruto has. Why would you want to take that from him?
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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 22 2006, 11:15 PM


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(got this from a vid I saw on you tube)

Gaara's Theme Song

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: Mr. Sandman!

Gaara: Yess??

50's Lady Singer: Send me a dream

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: Make him the cutest, that I've ever seen

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: Give him two lips like a rose and clover

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: And tell him that his lonely days are over!


Orochimaru's Theme Song

Hinata and Sakura: He's a cold hearted snake!

Hinata and Sakura: Look into his eyes!

(ZOOM IN ON OROCHIMARU'S SNAKELIKE EYES)

Rock Lee with Same Pitch Voice as Hinata and Sakura: Uh oh, he's been tellin lies!
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adikai hakuno
Posted: Mar 23 2006, 04:01 AM


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*Jiraiya is sleeping in a room full of girls and then wakes up*
Jiraiya: Who are you people?
Girls at once: AAAHHH ITS A HOTTIE
*girls run up to him*
Jiyaiya: Ugh stay away from me!
Girls at Once: Your. too sexy for your shurt, your too sexy for you shurt. Sooo sexy you hurt
*Jiyaiya is getting sunburn*
Jiraiya: AHH GIRLS GIVE ME BURNS!
*runs out screaming*
*all the girls turn into shadow clones and look at the real naruto*
Naruto and CLones: he's COOL AND SOOO NOT PERVERTED, i think he's a academy student not to see through my jutsu though.
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(When Sasuke and Rock Lee Fight)

Naruto: Why do you wanna fight him
*charges and yatta does whatever he does in the episode*
*Rock lee goes to kick his hand out and do leaf whirlwind*
----------------------CCCCCCCCHHHHHAAAANNNNGGGEEEEE-------------------------
*Rock Lee kicks his hand, clone disapears*
Rock lee: WTH...
*Sasuke and sakura stare at mist*
Sasuke: ooookaaay, what just happened?
Sakura: i think naruto is gone! KAKASHI-SENSEI!
*Kakashi apears in a leaf viel*
Kakashi: WTH sasuke and rock lee had to start by now, we're wasting episode tim-
Sakura, Sasuke , and rock lee: WE CANT FIND NARUTO!!!!!!!
*Naruto Walks in looking like a P.I.M.P!*
Naruto: Yo Dogs, whats shaking.
Sasuke: N....Naruto?
Sakura: He's Hot like that
Naruto: Ooo baby got back
Sakura and Sasuke: AHHH, KAKASHI. IT MUST BE THE NINE-TAILS FOX CHAKRA. SEAL IT!
Kakashi: WTH, Why do i always have to do it? GAI!
*Gai Apears with his suit on but his underwear is on his head*
Gai: ooo, im not wearing underwear to day, Ooooaaaaa, no im not wearing underwear today!, Not that you probly care, much about my underwear, still nonetheless i gotta SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYOYOYO, whats shaking good buddy"*hides underwear*
Kakashi: Gai you have to seal his ninetails, he's acting COOL!
Gai: Oh know ill alert rock lee!
*Gai Summons rock lee, then when he walks up to him, he punches him at naruto*
Rock lee: HEYOYOYO!!!!!!!!
*Naruto freezes up and konohomaru jumps out*
Konohamaru: HAHA I FOOLEDE YOU!
The Entire Gang thats there: WHERES NARUTO!
Konohamaru: How should i know?
*Everyone present faints*
*Naruto Walks up with Hinata and ice-cream*
Naruto: WTH happened?
Hinata: I dunno?
Ice-cream: Finnaly i lured you here, now you can begin the episode!
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*Sakura and rock lee are on a beach*
Rock lee: Baby....I know your Hurting....... Right now you feel like you could never love again. But all i ask, is for a chance, too prove...... that i love you"
*Sakura eyes light up and she's about to talk*
Rock lee in a barney voice: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY.
*Sakura hugs Rock lee*
Sakura in a barney voice: "WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU!"
*Rock lee stares at Sakura*
Rock lee: "WTH ITS MY SONG, NOT YOURS!"
*BArney walks up in a Sasuke outfit*
Barney: "Whats up sakura"
Sakura: Barney I TOLD YOU TO WAIT TILL I GOT HOME TO DRESS UP AS SASUKE!
Rock lee: im just going to edge away slowly
* Naruto kicks them all into the water*
Naruto: HAHA
*gaara apears*
Gaara: Did it work naruto?
Naruto: oh yea
*gaara hold up his hand for a high-5*
*Naruto holds his hand up and then is surrounded by Desert Coffin*
Gaara: Ooops
*Kankuro apears out of a tree*
Kankuro: Did it work gaara clone?
Gaara: YES!
*all of them die*
*goes to a screen where kakashi and gai are sitting with a NS 50(Ninja Station 50)*
kakashi: man that was fun
Gai: yes it was, now i must sing!
Gai: IM NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!
kakashi: NO YOU AINT!
*Kakashi blows him up*
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 24 2006, 02:51 AM


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QUOTE (Justifiedglory @ Mar 22 2006, 10:59 PM)
Naruto: Believe it!


Oh...thing's they would never say...I thought it was things they should never say...

new are'nt you? -.-


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Vox
Posted: Mar 24 2006, 01:49 PM


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Tsunade: Shizune, explain the mission.

Shizune: No.

Tsunade: What?

Shizune: I put up with your bull for long enough! I can't take this job anymore! Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Tsunade now wait just-

Shizune: No! Screw you, home.
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Fear me Peasants!
Posted: Mar 25 2006, 10:13 PM


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Shino: Ooo Bugs.
Chouji:So?
Shino: Their good is protein and they taste good
Chouji: Really can i eat you?
Shino reaches his hand out: Sure
Chouji: IM GAY
Shino: ME TOO
*dont wanna know what happenes next
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adikai hakuno
Posted: Mar 25 2006, 11:53 PM


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QUOTE (Fear me Peasants! @ Mar 25 2006, 10:13 PM)
Shino: Ooo Bugs.
Chouji:So?
Shino: Their good is protein and they taste good
Chouji: Really can i eat you?
Shino reaches his hand out: Sure
Chouji: IM GAY
Shino: ME TOO
*dont wanna know what happenes next

Who in the world ARE YOU?
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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 26 2006, 03:12 AM


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yeah that was a little disturbing more than funny...

Naruto: Hey Hinata!
Hinata: WTF do you want?
Naruto: Woah, why are you so grumpy today.
Hinata: You better back off (takes out kunai)
Naruto: Well... oh my god over there! Neji is dead!!
Hinata: Yes, I did it.
Naruto: ...and now..you're going to kill me....PLEASE DON'T KILL ME HINATA!! PLEEEASE!! I SWEAR I'LL NEVER TELL ANYONE!
Hinata: Like I give a &*%#
Naruto: NOT IN THE FACE!
(HINATA STABS NARUTO TO DEATH)
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 27 2006, 01:27 AM


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QUOTE (Fear me Peasants! @ Mar 25 2006, 10:13 PM)
Shino: Ooo Bugs.
Chouji:So?
Shino: Their good is protein and they taste good
Chouji: Really can i eat you?
Shino reaches his hand out: Sure
Chouji: IM GAY
Shino: ME TOO
*dont wanna know what happenes next

a possible noob
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