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 Things that characters will never say
Kuroukami Yukio
Posted: Mar 10 2006, 08:44 PM


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whoa...thats way crazy...
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Vox
Posted: Mar 11 2006, 01:07 AM


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Gai (singing): I'm not wearing underwear today, no I'm not wearing underwear today! Not that you probly care much about my underwear, still nonetheless i gotta saaaaaaaaaay...
That I'm not wearing underwear to-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kanki-chan
Posted: Mar 11 2006, 02:40 AM


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laugh.gif sheesh, Vox and Mikyas got some great ones there.
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Akamaru*in an old-style British accent*: I say, Kiba old chap, would you be so kind as to get me some prime rib? The food you give me is absolutely horrendus.
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Chouji: Trimspa, baby!
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Omega2042
Posted: Mar 11 2006, 03:07 AM


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Shino: I come from the Speed Racer house of animation.
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adikai hakuno
Posted: Mar 13 2006, 02:00 AM


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Iruka: Naruto I love you

Naruto: I know, and i HATE RAMEN how about you?

Iruka: i hate it too

Sasuke runs up and kisses naruto: I Loved you since that one day*flashback to where they accidentally kiss

Sakura: Inner: Sasuke is such a moron Outter: and i Love you naruto

Naruto: who the **** are you, a ******* *******?(note: I DID NOT ACTUALLY TYPE THE CUSS WORDS, Just used the Shift-8 star thingy
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Adu'Cross
Posted: Mar 13 2006, 02:11 AM


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*Naruto and Orochimaru hug*
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Vox
Posted: Mar 13 2006, 06:13 AM


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Tayuya: I'm working for the FCC now, getting rid of all those nasty cursewords.
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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 14 2006, 01:42 AM


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Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?”
Shino: “Eww get that thing away from me.”




Jiraiya: “Oh man not another naked chick.”
Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?”
Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.”



Ino: “ Who cares about looks.”
Ino: “Eww I hate purple.”



Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..”


The Third Hokage: “This village sucks, I'm moving.”


Naruto: Well...I really feel like I don't want to be Hokage anymore. As a matter of fact I just want to go back to the Academy and stay there for the rest of my life.


Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.”
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Adu'Cross
Posted: Mar 15 2006, 08:21 PM


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Naruto: I don't ever want to be a Hokage.
Naruto: Ramen? Yuck!

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Sasuke: I love you, Itachi!
Itachi: I love you too! And I'm sorry about slaughtering our clan.
Sasuke: Who gives a crap about it!
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Vox
Posted: Mar 15 2006, 11:42 PM


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Kazekage: Kankuro, Temari, I have something to tell you. Gaara isn't really your brother.

K&T: WHAT!?!?!?!

Kazekage: Actually, he's my older brother. He's just a midget.

K&T: But how did he get taller?

Gaara: I'm so ninja I can change my size!

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Gaara: That didn't come out right.

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Naruto: (See this cartoon)
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Hyuuga Chago
Posted: Mar 16 2006, 01:58 AM


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Naruto: *Yawn* Sasuke is a boring rival. I know! The ichiraku ramen man will be my new rival!!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Uses chidori to destroy every single instant-ramen factory in the world*

Naruto: Damn you Sasuke!! You are now my #1 rival.

Sasuke: *Grins* I know you love me.

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Chouji: I'm on a all vegetable diet.

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Lee: Why are we doing this, Naruto?

Naruto: Shut up, just open the door!

Lee: Well... ok... *opens door*

Neji: *singing in the shower* Sing, Sing a song. Make it simple to last your whole life long. Don't worry that it's not good enough, for every one else to hear, just sing, sing a song! Lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala~ *looks and saw Naruto and Lee with a camera in hand and trying their best to stop laughing* ~La? AAAH, *covers himself with a towel* GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! *chases after Naruto and Lee*

Naruto/Lee: *being chased* AHHHH, I KNEW NEJI DO SING IN THE SHOWER!!! AHHHHHHH

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Gaara: *hyperactive* WEEEE~!! *dances around the table butt-naked*

Kankuro: What happened to him?

Temari: *teary eye* I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!

Kankuro: On, no, don't tell me!! *slaps head* YOU PUT SUGAR ON HIS COFFEE!?!?!

Temari: *nods* Yes... TT_TT

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Gaara: "So Rock Lee, did you like the new Icha Icha movie? What was your favorite part?"

Rock Lee: *shivers from fear* "I'm never gonna get married. I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married...."

Gaara: "Oh, Lee, you're so silly sometimes." *slaps Lee's shoulder playfully*

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Naruto: I hate the Hokage! I wish I had never become a ninja!!!

Sasuke: Revenge is such a straining task, I quit.

Sakura: Why won't Lee-kun ever notice me?

Lee: I hate green and Gai-sensei!!!

Neji: I wish to be just like Hinata-sama!

Tenten: I wish I could wear dresses...

Chouji: I'm fat. [He would never admit that...]

Shikamaru: I cheated on my IQ test... My IQ is really only 100

Ino: I wish I were a guy...

Kiba: I'm a cat person.

Shino: *shriek* I just saw a bug!

Hinata: I hate that Kyuubi brat!

Kankuro: What idiot created puppets?

Gaara: I love my father!!! [Not gonna happen]

Temari: What good are fans? Air conditioners are better.

Kakashi: Icha Icha Paradise is disgusting!

Gai: I'll admit defeat! You win, Kakashi!

Asuma: I'm going to quit smoking [Sure...]

Kurenai: Hinata, you're a weakling!

Baki: I love Konoha!

Jiraiya: I am GAY! [...]

Orochimaru: I am NOT gay and I am NOT a pedophile. [We believe you...]

Tsunade: Yay! I won at poker again!!! [yeah right...]

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all of these arent mine but they're funny
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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 16 2006, 02:15 AM


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Boss Frog Gamabunta: WTF IS THAT!?!

(Godzilla walks up)

Godzilla: We mutated iguanas are a proud race, leave now!

Boss Frog: ....this is kind of MY village you idiot

Godzilla: King Kong, now!!

(King Kong leaps from out of no where and armlocks the frog)

King Kong: We don't want your kind round here, amphibian!

Godzilla: That's right! That's right! I smell an amphibian right here!

Boss Frog: Idiots, it's called the A-word for you too...now I'll really have to kill you both

King Kong and Godzilla: Oh look at the scary amphibi-(Boss Frog fakes an attack) AHHHH!!! BACK TO THE ISLAND QUICK!!

Boss Frog: Ahp! He's flippin a bitch

(King Kong flips over Akamaru)

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Naruto: Aha!! The last kunai in the shop!

Sasuke: Ohh..is that the last kunai??

Naruto: yup

Sasuke: Can I have it, you already have a 5 pack of those at your house. I'm fresh out.

Naruto: Here (Hands Sasuke Kunai.....Just as Sasuke reaches his hand out, Naruto pulls it away) NO!

(Naruto throws it on top of Kunai Shop roof)

Sasuke: Give it back! ::whimper:: ::sniffle: Gi-give it b-b-back! You meanie!! I'm going to run to my mommy and she'll show you a thing or 2.

Naruto: That could've happened if she wasn't dead, as well as the REST of your pathetic family!

Sasuke: OH MY GOD!! ::runs in tears:: STUPIDHEAD!!! ::sobbing wildly::
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 16 2006, 11:14 PM


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Naruto: OK! WHO DREW THIS ON MY FACE?!!


Naruto: Hey gimmie some ramen!

Chouji: forget it naruto, get it yourself

Naruto: ok

*naruto whistles

Naruto: hey do you ever wonder what jiraiya would look like in a dress?

Chouji: -.- here...

Naruto: works every time *grins
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Kanki-chan
Posted: Mar 17 2006, 03:39 AM


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Naruto: darnit, I'm just an unlucky guy.
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Sakura: I hate the color pink. If anything, black's a lot cooler.
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Tsunade: I've been sober for 60 days now! (riight)
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adikai hakuno
Posted: Mar 18 2006, 06:28 AM


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i have a video that is funny... it does the Im not wearing under song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h7svw0m-wO0
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