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 Things that characters will never say
sashaki
Posted: Feb 13 2006, 11:13 PM


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Its something from NRP and it was pretty funny so I guess I would put it here (is this the right place?)


kakashi: gai! you're so cool!
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Kanki-chan
Posted: Feb 22 2006, 03:07 AM


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Hinata: Naruto can go to hell for all I care
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Pride-kun
Posted: Feb 22 2006, 07:22 AM


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Obito: H-here... Kakashi... I'll give you my sharingan... as my gift...

Kakashi: *frowns* Err... thanks. It is a very nice present. I will cherish it very much. *fake smiles*

Obito: *coughs blood* A-ah... whats wrong...

Kakashi: Err... *mumbles*I really wanted the Byakugan, not the sharingan. Sharingan's can't peep at the girls locke-- err... I mean, its just what I wanted!! *does nice guy pose*

Obito: Oh HELL no. F*** those Hyuuga #$%#@%!!!!! Uchihas gotta REPRESENT!!! I hate those little white son of a-- ugh...ah... *dies an unhappy death*

Kakashi: Obito? Obito? *shakes Obito's dead body* Aw man. You could have at least given me the reciept so I could return it. Besides, red just isn't my color.


And this one I got from a friend:

Naruto: "Walkin' around, Walkin' around a dark alley!"

Shino: "Hey, there, little boy."

Naruto:"Me?"

Shino: "Yeah, you, come over here."

Naruto: "Ok!"

Shino: "You wanna buy some weed?"

Naruto: "But Iruka-sensei said weeds are bad for gardens."


And some pics:

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Also got these from a friend. happy.gif
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Vox
Posted: Feb 23 2006, 04:55 PM


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Gaara: All this violence, can't we all just get along?
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Kulmiye
Posted: Feb 23 2006, 11:05 PM


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**editted by Uchiha Satori** Nothing explicit please.. I don't mind topics like this as long as they stay clean.
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Kanki-chan
Posted: Feb 25 2006, 02:45 AM


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Small kid sees the very big snake from the chuunin exam: They're heeerree!

Kiba: you know, I'm really more of a cat person

Shino: omg, Hinata, get the heck away from my special Barbie collection!
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Kisame*munching on some sushi*: Hey, thanks for getting dinner tonight, Itachi. This stuff's really good. What is it?

Itachi*hides the instant sushi package*: Aw, just some old Uchiha beef recipe.
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Tsunade: Hi, my name is Tsunade, and i'm an alcoholic.

Everyone at the local AA: Hi, Tsunade.
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Naruto: here's the powerball lotto ticket, Jiraiya.

Jiraiya: you know better than to buy underage, baka! *takes the ticket and puts it in the trash*

Later on the local news...

Announcer: three days now, and the winner of the 365 million dollar powerball lottery still hasn't come forward. The winner has been speculated to be short and blond-haired.

Jiraiya: aw, man! *starts digging through the trash can*

(recent Kusa news joke)


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sashaki
Posted: Mar 1 2006, 02:29 AM


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The famous gaara one:

Gaara: I ADMIT IT! I LOVE SUNSHINES AND UNICORNS! I LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND COOL AUTUMN NIGHTS! CANT A DERANGED DEMON POCESSED TEENAGER BE HAPPY?!

Kabuto: screw you orichimaru, i'm joining konoha, they have ramen!

3rd hokage: my god why did they choose tsuade?
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Kulmiye
Posted: Mar 1 2006, 02:56 AM


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((OOC:HAPPY B-DAY SASHAKI))



These characters are on the maury show, this episode is about lovers who don't kno.

Maury says to the 3rd Hokage how do you feel if you are the father of Naruto?

3rd: Well I always thought I was and if im not I will still take care of him.

Naruto's mom: You are the father why don't you believe me?

3rd:I do and I will always take care of him baby no matter what.

Muary: On the case of Uzumaki Naruto you are..........Not the father.

3rd: Yess, Im not the father. im not taking care of him. I heard you even slpet with Jiriya.

Naruto's mom: (after alot of crying), THe baby daddy has to be Jiriya.

Jiriya: Um no because it wasn't me who was with you but it was orichimaru.......
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Kanki-chan
Posted: Mar 1 2006, 03:12 AM


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Jiraiya: women just don't inspire me anymore...oi, Kakashi!
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Kankuro, age five: Daddy, what's that? *points to an old puppet*

Kankuro's dad: why, it's the holder for an evil spirit that can posess people *uses chakra to make the puppet move menancingly towards Kankuro*

Kankuro: AAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs throughout the house screaming his head off*
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Naruto: you know, ramen really is bad for you...
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All of the kunoichi are surrounding Sasuke, who somehow got tied to a chair...

Sakura: Sasuke, for making the Sasuke Fan Club angry by both rejecting us and going over to the dark side, we've decided your punishment: DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO (sp?).

Sasuke's thoughts: Dang, I never thought that it would happen to me-hoped for maybe, but never thought.

((yeah, I know I got the last one straight out of Futurama, but come on! Oh, and happy b-day to you sashaki.))
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 2 2006, 10:46 PM


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QUOTE (Kanki-chan @ Mar 1 2006, 03:12 AM)
Naruto: you know, ramen really is bad for you...

*spits out ramen

lol laugh.gif


Orchiamaru: hugs? anyone? come on! they're free!

Orchiamaru: who wants to see me dance? *dances like james brown hey! I feel good!

(old one from Naruto RP laugh.gif )
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Vox
Posted: Mar 3 2006, 01:46 AM


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3rd: PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!

Tsunade: I never gamble with my money, only my life.

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atemi
Posted: Mar 3 2006, 02:28 PM


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Gamabunta: Naruto...want to try my weed

*After an half hour*

Naruto: YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHH....goood shit
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Omega2042
Posted: Mar 3 2006, 07:56 PM


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Sasuke: What was I thinking? All of the great ninja have come from Konoha, why oh why did I betray them!? Maybe I should have just trained like Naruto was doing, he was the smart one.
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sashaki
Posted: Mar 10 2006, 04:16 PM


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3rd hokage: why am I wearing this hat?

Itachi: move it naruto, sakura's mine

*blinks blink.gif laugh.gif

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Uchiha Mikyas
Posted: Mar 10 2006, 08:34 PM


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(2 and a 1/2 years after Sasuke left for Orochimaru)

Naruto: (Hums while walking into woods)

(Sasuke jumps out from a tree)

Sasuke: "HEY NARUTO!! I MISSED YOUUUU!!!"

Naruto: WHAT IN THE HELL!?! Sasuke you &%@! where did you come from!?! I thought you joined that bastard, Orochimaru!!

Sasuke: No way, man. That guy was mean he made me eat a whole plate of spinach.

Naruto: ....do you have any idea what you did before you left!?! YOU BETRAYED US ALL!!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING!!!

Sasuke: But, but!! (starts to tear and wimper)....WAH!!!!

Naruto: ARE YOU CRYING!?!? THERES NOOO WAY YOU'RE SASUKE!

Sasuke: GOTCHA! ::MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!::

Naruto: I thought you had to kill me to get that!?!?!

Sasuke: hahaha!! you fool I already killed you!!

Naruto: ....what?

Sasuke: JUST KIDDING AGAIN!!

Naruto: ....dude honestly it's almost been 3 years, me and Sakura and the rest are different people now. You think we're just gonna accept you back into our friendship just because Orochimaru wanted to make you eat spinach.

(Rustle in leaves, Sakura falls out of trees with nothing but a blanket to cover herself with)

Naruto: SAKURA!!?!?!! WTF WERE YOU DOING WITH SASUKE!!! REMEMBER HOW MUCH PAIN WE WENT THROUGH WHEN HE BETRAYED US!!?!?

Sakura: Sorry Naruto, it's just that Sasuke is way hot. I'm conceited that way

Naruto: ...I need to sit down or something..this is hardly making sense

(Orochimaru and Tsunade fall out of tree)

(4th Hokage walks up path to them)

Naruto: 4th Hokage!?! YOU'RE DEAD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

4th Hokage: Oh yeah whoops I forgot (Jumps away)

Orochimaru: Oh man Tsunade, I'm so in love with you.

Tsunade: You're a noble man, Orochimaru.

Naruto: WHAT IS GOOOING ONNN!!!?!??!??!?! OROCHIMARU IS EVIL!!! TSUNADE IS GOOD!! SAKURA AND SASUKE HAVE THE HOTS FOR EACHOTHER AND THE 4TH HOKAGE JUST POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE!!!

Everyone except Naruto: EXACTLY!!!

(Hinata kills Naruto with machine gun)

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