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sashaki - February 13, 2006 11:13 PM (GMT)
Its something from NRP and it was pretty funny so I guess I would put it here (is this the right place?)


kakashi: gai! you're so cool!

Kanki-chan - February 22, 2006 03:07 AM (GMT)
Hinata: Naruto can go to hell for all I care

Pride-kun - February 22, 2006 07:22 AM (GMT)
Obito: H-here... Kakashi... I'll give you my sharingan... as my gift...

Kakashi: *frowns* Err... thanks. It is a very nice present. I will cherish it very much. *fake smiles*

Obito: *coughs blood* A-ah... whats wrong...

Kakashi: Err... *mumbles*I really wanted the Byakugan, not the sharingan. Sharingan's can't peep at the girls locke-- err... I mean, its just what I wanted!! *does nice guy pose*

Obito: Oh HELL no. F*** those Hyuuga #$%#@%!!!!! Uchihas gotta REPRESENT!!! I hate those little white son of a-- ugh...ah... *dies an unhappy death*

Kakashi: Obito? Obito? *shakes Obito's dead body* Aw man. You could have at least given me the reciept so I could return it. Besides, red just isn't my color.


And this one I got from a friend:

Naruto: "Walkin' around, Walkin' around a dark alley!"

Shino: "Hey, there, little boy."

Naruto:"Me?"

Shino: "Yeah, you, come over here."

Naruto: "Ok!"

Shino: "You wanna buy some weed?"

Naruto: "But Iruka-sensei said weeds are bad for gardens."


And some pics:

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Also got these from a friend. ^_^

Vox - February 23, 2006 04:55 PM (GMT)
Gaara: All this violence, can't we all just get along?

Kulmiye - February 23, 2006 11:05 PM (GMT)
**editted by Uchiha Satori** Nothing explicit please.. I don't mind topics like this as long as they stay clean.

Kanki-chan - February 25, 2006 02:45 AM (GMT)
Small kid sees the very big snake from the chuunin exam: They're heeerree!

Kiba: you know, I'm really more of a cat person

Shino: omg, Hinata, get the heck away from my special Barbie collection!
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Kisame*munching on some sushi*: Hey, thanks for getting dinner tonight, Itachi. This stuff's really good. What is it?

Itachi*hides the instant sushi package*: Aw, just some old Uchiha beef recipe.
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Tsunade: Hi, my name is Tsunade, and i'm an alcoholic.

Everyone at the local AA: Hi, Tsunade.
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Naruto: here's the powerball lotto ticket, Jiraiya.

Jiraiya: you know better than to buy underage, baka! *takes the ticket and puts it in the trash*

Later on the local news...

Announcer: three days now, and the winner of the 365 million dollar powerball lottery still hasn't come forward. The winner has been speculated to be short and blond-haired.

Jiraiya: aw, man! *starts digging through the trash can*

(recent Kusa news joke)



sashaki - March 1, 2006 02:29 AM (GMT)
The famous gaara one:

Gaara: I ADMIT IT! I LOVE SUNSHINES AND UNICORNS! I LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND COOL AUTUMN NIGHTS! CANT A DERANGED DEMON POCESSED TEENAGER BE HAPPY?!

Kabuto: screw you orichimaru, i'm joining konoha, they have ramen!

3rd hokage: my god why did they choose tsuade?

Kulmiye - March 1, 2006 02:56 AM (GMT)
((OOC:HAPPY B-DAY SASHAKI))



These characters are on the maury show, this episode is about lovers who don't kno.

Maury says to the 3rd Hokage how do you feel if you are the father of Naruto?

3rd: Well I always thought I was and if im not I will still take care of him.

Naruto's mom: You are the father why don't you believe me?

3rd:I do and I will always take care of him baby no matter what.

Muary: On the case of Uzumaki Naruto you are..........Not the father.

3rd: Yess, Im not the father. im not taking care of him. I heard you even slpet with Jiriya.

Naruto's mom: (after alot of crying), THe baby daddy has to be Jiriya.

Jiriya: Um no because it wasn't me who was with you but it was orichimaru.......

Kanki-chan - March 1, 2006 03:12 AM (GMT)
Jiraiya: women just don't inspire me anymore...oi, Kakashi!
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Kankuro, age five: Daddy, what's that? *points to an old puppet*

Kankuro's dad: why, it's the holder for an evil spirit that can posess people *uses chakra to make the puppet move menancingly towards Kankuro*

Kankuro: AAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs throughout the house screaming his head off*
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Naruto: you know, ramen really is bad for you...
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All of the kunoichi are surrounding Sasuke, who somehow got tied to a chair...

Sakura: Sasuke, for making the Sasuke Fan Club angry by both rejecting us and going over to the dark side, we've decided your punishment: DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO (sp?).

Sasuke's thoughts: Dang, I never thought that it would happen to me-hoped for maybe, but never thought.

((yeah, I know I got the last one straight out of Futurama, but come on! Oh, and happy b-day to you sashaki.))

sashaki - March 2, 2006 10:46 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Kanki-chan @ Mar 1 2006, 03:12 AM)
Naruto: you know, ramen really is bad for you...

*spits out ramen

lol :lol:


Orchiamaru: hugs? anyone? come on! they're free!

Orchiamaru: who wants to see me dance? *dances like james brown hey! I feel good!

(old one from Naruto RP :lol: )

Vox - March 3, 2006 01:46 AM (GMT)
3rd: PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!

Tsunade: I never gamble with my money, only my life.


atemi - March 3, 2006 02:28 PM (GMT)
Gamabunta: Naruto...want to try my weed

*After an half hour*

Naruto: YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHH....goood shit

Omega2042 - March 3, 2006 07:56 PM (GMT)
Sasuke: What was I thinking? All of the great ninja have come from Konoha, why oh why did I betray them!? Maybe I should have just trained like Naruto was doing, he was the smart one.

sashaki - March 10, 2006 04:16 PM (GMT)
3rd hokage: why am I wearing this hat?

Itachi: move it naruto, sakura's mine

*blinks :blink: :lol:


Uchiha Mikyas - March 10, 2006 08:34 PM (GMT)
(2 and a 1/2 years after Sasuke left for Orochimaru)

Naruto: (Hums while walking into woods)

(Sasuke jumps out from a tree)

Sasuke: "HEY NARUTO!! I MISSED YOUUUU!!!"

Naruto: WHAT IN THE HELL!?! Sasuke you &%@! where did you come from!?! I thought you joined that bastard, Orochimaru!!

Sasuke: No way, man. That guy was mean he made me eat a whole plate of spinach.

Naruto: ....do you have any idea what you did before you left!?! YOU BETRAYED US ALL!!! WTF WERE YOU THINKING!!!

Sasuke: But, but!! (starts to tear and wimper)....WAH!!!!

Naruto: ARE YOU CRYING!?!? THERES NOOO WAY YOU'RE SASUKE!

Sasuke: GOTCHA! ::MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!::

Naruto: I thought you had to kill me to get that!?!?!

Sasuke: hahaha!! you fool I already killed you!!

Naruto: ....what?

Sasuke: JUST KIDDING AGAIN!!

Naruto: ....dude honestly it's almost been 3 years, me and Sakura and the rest are different people now. You think we're just gonna accept you back into our friendship just because Orochimaru wanted to make you eat spinach.

(Rustle in leaves, Sakura falls out of trees with nothing but a blanket to cover herself with)

Naruto: SAKURA!!?!?!! WTF WERE YOU DOING WITH SASUKE!!! REMEMBER HOW MUCH PAIN WE WENT THROUGH WHEN HE BETRAYED US!!?!?

Sakura: Sorry Naruto, it's just that Sasuke is way hot. I'm conceited that way

Naruto: ...I need to sit down or something..this is hardly making sense

(Orochimaru and Tsunade fall out of tree)

(4th Hokage walks up path to them)

Naruto: 4th Hokage!?! YOU'RE DEAD!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

4th Hokage: Oh yeah whoops I forgot (Jumps away)

Orochimaru: Oh man Tsunade, I'm so in love with you.

Tsunade: You're a noble man, Orochimaru.

Naruto: WHAT IS GOOOING ONNN!!!?!??!??!?! OROCHIMARU IS EVIL!!! TSUNADE IS GOOD!! SAKURA AND SASUKE HAVE THE HOTS FOR EACHOTHER AND THE 4TH HOKAGE JUST POPPED OUT OF NO WHERE!!!

Everyone except Naruto: EXACTLY!!!

(Hinata kills Naruto with machine gun)


Kuroukami Yukio - March 10, 2006 08:44 PM (GMT)
whoa...thats way crazy...

Vox - March 11, 2006 01:07 AM (GMT)
Gai (singing): I'm not wearing underwear today, no I'm not wearing underwear today! Not that you probly care much about my underwear, still nonetheless i gotta saaaaaaaaaay...
That I'm not wearing underwear to-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kanki-chan - March 11, 2006 02:40 AM (GMT)
:lol: sheesh, Vox and Mikyas got some great ones there.
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Akamaru*in an old-style British accent*: I say, Kiba old chap, would you be so kind as to get me some prime rib? The food you give me is absolutely horrendus.
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Chouji: Trimspa, baby!

Omega2042 - March 11, 2006 03:07 AM (GMT)
Shino: I come from the Speed Racer house of animation.

adikai hakuno - March 13, 2006 02:00 AM (GMT)
Iruka: Naruto I love you

Naruto: I know, and i HATE RAMEN how about you?

Iruka: i hate it too

Sasuke runs up and kisses naruto: I Loved you since that one day*flashback to where they accidentally kiss

Sakura: Inner: Sasuke is such a moron Outter: and i Love you naruto

Naruto: who the **** are you, a ******* *******?(note: I DID NOT ACTUALLY TYPE THE CUSS WORDS, Just used the Shift-8 star thingy

Adu'Cross - March 13, 2006 02:11 AM (GMT)
*Naruto and Orochimaru hug*

Vox - March 13, 2006 06:13 AM (GMT)
Tayuya: I'm working for the FCC now, getting rid of all those nasty cursewords.

Uchiha Mikyas - March 14, 2006 01:42 AM (GMT)
Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?”
Shino: “Eww get that thing away from me.”




Jiraiya: “Oh man not another naked chick.”
Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?”
Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.”



Ino: “ Who cares about looks.”
Ino: “Eww I hate purple.”



Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..”


The Third Hokage: “This village sucks, I'm moving.”


Naruto: Well...I really feel like I don't want to be Hokage anymore. As a matter of fact I just want to go back to the Academy and stay there for the rest of my life.


Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.”

Adu'Cross - March 15, 2006 08:21 PM (GMT)
Naruto: I don't ever want to be a Hokage.
Naruto: Ramen? Yuck!

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Sasuke: I love you, Itachi!
Itachi: I love you too! And I'm sorry about slaughtering our clan.
Sasuke: Who gives a crap about it!

Vox - March 15, 2006 11:42 PM (GMT)
Kazekage: Kankuro, Temari, I have something to tell you. Gaara isn't really your brother.

K&T: WHAT!?!?!?!

Kazekage: Actually, he's my older brother. He's just a midget.

K&T: But how did he get taller?

Gaara: I'm so ninja I can change my size!

...

Gaara: That didn't come out right.

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Naruto: (See this cartoon)

Hyuuga Chago - March 16, 2006 01:58 AM (GMT)
Naruto: *Yawn* Sasuke is a boring rival. I know! The ichiraku ramen man will be my new rival!!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Uses chidori to destroy every single instant-ramen factory in the world*

Naruto: Damn you Sasuke!! You are now my #1 rival.

Sasuke: *Grins* I know you love me.

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Chouji: I'm on a all vegetable diet.

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Lee: Why are we doing this, Naruto?

Naruto: Shut up, just open the door!

Lee: Well... ok... *opens door*

Neji: *singing in the shower* Sing, Sing a song. Make it simple to last your whole life long. Don't worry that it's not good enough, for every one else to hear, just sing, sing a song! Lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalala~ *looks and saw Naruto and Lee with a camera in hand and trying their best to stop laughing* ~La? AAAH, *covers himself with a towel* GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! *chases after Naruto and Lee*

Naruto/Lee: *being chased* AHHHH, I KNEW NEJI DO SING IN THE SHOWER!!! AHHHHHHH

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Gaara: *hyperactive* WEEEE~!! *dances around the table butt-naked*

Kankuro: What happened to him?

Temari: *teary eye* I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!

Kankuro: On, no, don't tell me!! *slaps head* YOU PUT SUGAR ON HIS COFFEE!?!?!

Temari: *nods* Yes... TT_TT

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Gaara: "So Rock Lee, did you like the new Icha Icha movie? What was your favorite part?"

Rock Lee: *shivers from fear* "I'm never gonna get married. I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married.I'm never gonna get married...."

Gaara: "Oh, Lee, you're so silly sometimes." *slaps Lee's shoulder playfully*

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Naruto: I hate the Hokage! I wish I had never become a ninja!!!

Sasuke: Revenge is such a straining task, I quit.

Sakura: Why won't Lee-kun ever notice me?

Lee: I hate green and Gai-sensei!!!

Neji: I wish to be just like Hinata-sama!

Tenten: I wish I could wear dresses...

Chouji: I'm fat. [He would never admit that...]

Shikamaru: I cheated on my IQ test... My IQ is really only 100

Ino: I wish I were a guy...

Kiba: I'm a cat person.

Shino: *shriek* I just saw a bug!

Hinata: I hate that Kyuubi brat!

Kankuro: What idiot created puppets?

Gaara: I love my father!!! [Not gonna happen]

Temari: What good are fans? Air conditioners are better.

Kakashi: Icha Icha Paradise is disgusting!

Gai: I'll admit defeat! You win, Kakashi!

Asuma: I'm going to quit smoking [Sure...]

Kurenai: Hinata, you're a weakling!

Baki: I love Konoha!

Jiraiya: I am GAY! [...]

Orochimaru: I am NOT gay and I am NOT a pedophile. [We believe you...]

Tsunade: Yay! I won at poker again!!! [yeah right...]

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all of these arent mine but they're funny

Uchiha Mikyas - March 16, 2006 02:15 AM (GMT)
Boss Frog Gamabunta: WTF IS THAT!?!

(Godzilla walks up)

Godzilla: We mutated iguanas are a proud race, leave now!

Boss Frog: ....this is kind of MY village you idiot

Godzilla: King Kong, now!!

(King Kong leaps from out of no where and armlocks the frog)

King Kong: We don't want your kind round here, amphibian!

Godzilla: That's right! That's right! I smell an amphibian right here!

Boss Frog: Idiots, it's called the A-word for you too...now I'll really have to kill you both

King Kong and Godzilla: Oh look at the scary amphibi-(Boss Frog fakes an attack) AHHHH!!! BACK TO THE ISLAND QUICK!!

Boss Frog: Ahp! He's flippin a bitch

(King Kong flips over Akamaru)

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Naruto: Aha!! The last kunai in the shop!

Sasuke: Ohh..is that the last kunai??

Naruto: yup

Sasuke: Can I have it, you already have a 5 pack of those at your house. I'm fresh out.

Naruto: Here (Hands Sasuke Kunai.....Just as Sasuke reaches his hand out, Naruto pulls it away) NO!

(Naruto throws it on top of Kunai Shop roof)

Sasuke: Give it back! ::whimper:: ::sniffle: Gi-give it b-b-back! You meanie!! I'm going to run to my mommy and she'll show you a thing or 2.

Naruto: That could've happened if she wasn't dead, as well as the REST of your pathetic family!

Sasuke: OH MY GOD!! ::runs in tears:: STUPIDHEAD!!! ::sobbing wildly::

sashaki - March 16, 2006 11:14 PM (GMT)
Naruto: OK! WHO DREW THIS ON MY FACE?!!


Naruto: Hey gimmie some ramen!

Chouji: forget it naruto, get it yourself

Naruto: ok

*naruto whistles

Naruto: hey do you ever wonder what jiraiya would look like in a dress?

Chouji: -.- here...

Naruto: works every time *grins

Kanki-chan - March 17, 2006 03:39 AM (GMT)
Naruto: darnit, I'm just an unlucky guy.
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Sakura: I hate the color pink. If anything, black's a lot cooler.
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Tsunade: I've been sober for 60 days now! (riight)

adikai hakuno - March 18, 2006 06:28 AM (GMT)
i have a video that is funny... it does the Im not wearing under song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h7svw0m-wO0

sashaki - March 18, 2006 06:50 PM (GMT)
:blink:


Ino: you can have sasuke, I'm getting itachi! (sashaki: uh... :blink: just ploping it there)

Naruto: OMG! WHATS THAT?!! oh wait, its lee

Lee: hey!

Uchiha Mikyas - March 18, 2006 07:23 PM (GMT)
(What I'm gonna do is reenact the scene the time Sakura talks to Naruto transformed as Sasuke, around the middle of volume 1 in the manga/ episode 3 in the show...the only difference is that this Sasuke's gonna be the REAL sasuke)

Sakura: (Thinking not talking) Man, Look how cool Sasuke is standing over there by that tree. Wait...no it can't be! He's looking straight at me! And with bedroom eyes ::blushes in excitement::. Oh he's coming over here!

Sasuke: Such a noble brow could I kiss it?

Sakura: (INNER SAKURA) IF THIS IS A DREAM DON'T WAKE ME UP!

Sasuke: Is probably what Naruto would say.

Sakura: (INNER SAKURA) NOOO!!! DAMNIT NOOOOOO!!!

Sasuke: Listen....Since we're all going to be on the same team...tell me what you think of Naruto. Although I rather hate him... I need to understand what goes on between you 2 so we can get through things a lot faster...

Sakura: Ehh let's not talk about Naruto. He's just always being selfish and trying to keep me from love or happiness. I can't stand him! The only person I like being around and the only person whose opinion I value is you Sasuke. I'd do anything to win your attention. I want to be close to you...I'm DESPERATE

(THIS IS WHERE THE STORY CHANGES)

Sasuke: ...wtf is wrong with you? I've only known you since yesterday and even then I might've talked to you for 20 seconds. If you ask me, you're just a stupid little girl who always wants to have her way. Think about the shit you say before you say it.

Sakura: I KNEW IT!! This is about Naruto isn't it!?! He always comes between us.

Sasuke: NO! There is no us! Get that through your thick little head. I need to be a strong ninja. I'm not gonna waste my time making your little girly dreams come true.

Sakura: I love you, Sasuke! We were meant for eachother!

Sasuke: I don't like you...and since you've already broken my patience, I'm not going to waste any time talking to you. As a matter of fact.

(Sasuke whispers in Sakura's ear)

Sakura: This does not compute!! ERROR!!! ERROR!!

Sasuke: What's going on!?! All I said was that I hate you and would never in my life date you

Sakura: (Crazy DEMON COMPUTER VOICE) SASUKE WILL DATE SAKURA!! IT IS A MUST!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! EERRRRRORRR WARRNING WARNING!! SAKURA ROBOT MODE!

Naruto: Hey Sakura what's going on?

(Sakura explodes and organs are everywhere)

Naruto: Damn... I never even got her phone number

Sasuke: What's a phone number?

Naruto: Coming to think of it...I have no idea...Wanna get some ramen?

Sasuke: No...dunce

Naruto: OOOOIIII!!!! >_<

sashaki - March 18, 2006 10:17 PM (GMT)
lol, on the part when the whole story changes, BURN!!


Ochiramaru: Hugs all around! come on! who wants a hug? anyone?

Kabuto: whats wrong with him? let me guess, he did'nt take his medicene? did'nt he?

Sound ninja: ya..

Kabuto: idiot..

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Sakura: I love you lee!

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(during a mission)


Chouji: I'm hungry...

Naruto: What?! you just ate all of our whole food supply!

Chouji: lets eat those bugs

*points at a bunch of silkworms (you can eat them yes..)

*shino punches chouji on the head

Shino:You better not!

*neji looks terrified

Neji: I h..hate bugs...

*everyone looks at neji

(LOL)

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Sakura: hianta, I got a feeling you like naruto

Hianta: No I dont! I love sasuke..

*flirts sasuke (sashaki: <.< just something)


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tsunade: Oi, whats there to eat shizune?

shizune: Nothing Lady tsunade *sweatdrop

tsunade: fine then, lets eat ton-ton then

Ton ton: hoy?

shizune: WHAT?!!!







Vox - March 19, 2006 04:06 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
fine then, lets eat ton-ton then

Yes! Ton-ton scares me!

anyways...


Aoi: What do you mean i can't try out for "Singing in the Rain?"


(Before the written Chuunin exam)

Naruto: I'm Uzumaki Naruto and I won't-

(Alucard walks in)

Alucard: Aw, f**k it. Where's studio 3?

Shino: This is studio 3. The Hellsing shoot is tomorrow.

Alucard: Dammit! *leaves*

Naruto:... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?!?!

sashaki - March 20, 2006 10:12 PM (GMT)
Sauske: I gotta tell you something sakura

Sakura: yes? *blushing (duh)

Sauske: uh... I'm gay

Sakura: WHAT?!!


now thats something that he would never say :blink:


Justifiedglory - March 22, 2006 10:59 PM (GMT)
Naruto: Believe it!


Oh...thing's they would never say...I thought it was things they should never say...

Omega2042 - March 22, 2006 11:00 PM (GMT)
But, that is one of the best lines Naruto has. Why would you want to take that from him?

Uchiha Mikyas - March 22, 2006 11:15 PM (GMT)
(got this from a vid I saw on you tube)

Gaara's Theme Song

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: Mr. Sandman!

Gaara: Yess??

50's Lady Singer: Send me a dream

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: Make him the cutest, that I've ever seen

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: Give him two lips like a rose and clover

Gaara: Bum bum bum bum

50's Lady Singer: And tell him that his lonely days are over!


Orochimaru's Theme Song

Hinata and Sakura: He's a cold hearted snake!

Hinata and Sakura: Look into his eyes!

(ZOOM IN ON OROCHIMARU'S SNAKELIKE EYES)

Rock Lee with Same Pitch Voice as Hinata and Sakura: Uh oh, he's been tellin lies!

adikai hakuno - March 23, 2006 04:01 AM (GMT)
*Jiraiya is sleeping in a room full of girls and then wakes up*
Jiraiya: Who are you people?
Girls at once: AAAHHH ITS A HOTTIE
*girls run up to him*
Jiyaiya: Ugh stay away from me!
Girls at Once: Your. too sexy for your shurt, your too sexy for you shurt. Sooo sexy you hurt
*Jiyaiya is getting sunburn*
Jiraiya: AHH GIRLS GIVE ME BURNS!
*runs out screaming*
*all the girls turn into shadow clones and look at the real naruto*
Naruto and CLones: he's COOL AND SOOO NOT PERVERTED, i think he's a academy student not to see through my jutsu though.
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(When Sasuke and Rock Lee Fight)

Naruto: Why do you wanna fight him
*charges and yatta does whatever he does in the episode*
*Rock lee goes to kick his hand out and do leaf whirlwind*
----------------------CCCCCCCCHHHHHAAAANNNNGGGEEEEE-------------------------
*Rock Lee kicks his hand, clone disapears*
Rock lee: WTH...
*Sasuke and sakura stare at mist*
Sasuke: ooookaaay, what just happened?
Sakura: i think naruto is gone! KAKASHI-SENSEI!
*Kakashi apears in a leaf viel*
Kakashi: WTH sasuke and rock lee had to start by now, we're wasting episode tim-
Sakura, Sasuke , and rock lee: WE CANT FIND NARUTO!!!!!!!
*Naruto Walks in looking like a P.I.M.P!*
Naruto: Yo Dogs, whats shaking.
Sasuke: N....Naruto?
Sakura: He's Hot like that
Naruto: Ooo baby got back
Sakura and Sasuke: AHHH, KAKASHI. IT MUST BE THE NINE-TAILS FOX CHAKRA. SEAL IT!
Kakashi: WTH, Why do i always have to do it? GAI!
*Gai Apears with his suit on but his underwear is on his head*
Gai: ooo, im not wearing underwear to day, Ooooaaaaa, no im not wearing underwear today!, Not that you probly care, much about my underwear, still nonetheless i gotta SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYOYOYO, whats shaking good buddy"*hides underwear*
Kakashi: Gai you have to seal his ninetails, he's acting COOL!
Gai: Oh know ill alert rock lee!
*Gai Summons rock lee, then when he walks up to him, he punches him at naruto*
Rock lee: HEYOYOYO!!!!!!!!
*Naruto freezes up and konohomaru jumps out*
Konohamaru: HAHA I FOOLEDE YOU!
The Entire Gang thats there: WHERES NARUTO!
Konohamaru: How should i know?
*Everyone present faints*
*Naruto Walks up with Hinata and ice-cream*
Naruto: WTH happened?
Hinata: I dunno?
Ice-cream: Finnaly i lured you here, now you can begin the episode!
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*Sakura and rock lee are on a beach*
Rock lee: Baby....I know your Hurting....... Right now you feel like you could never love again. But all i ask, is for a chance, too prove...... that i love you"
*Sakura eyes light up and she's about to talk*
Rock lee in a barney voice: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME. WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY.
*Sakura hugs Rock lee*
Sakura in a barney voice: "WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU!"
*Rock lee stares at Sakura*
Rock lee: "WTH ITS MY SONG, NOT YOURS!"
*BArney walks up in a Sasuke outfit*
Barney: "Whats up sakura"
Sakura: Barney I TOLD YOU TO WAIT TILL I GOT HOME TO DRESS UP AS SASUKE!
Rock lee: im just going to edge away slowly
* Naruto kicks them all into the water*
Naruto: HAHA
*gaara apears*
Gaara: Did it work naruto?
Naruto: oh yea
*gaara hold up his hand for a high-5*
*Naruto holds his hand up and then is surrounded by Desert Coffin*
Gaara: Ooops
*Kankuro apears out of a tree*
Kankuro: Did it work gaara clone?
Gaara: YES!
*all of them die*
*goes to a screen where kakashi and gai are sitting with a NS 50(Ninja Station 50)*
kakashi: man that was fun
Gai: yes it was, now i must sing!
Gai: IM NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!
kakashi: NO YOU AINT!
*Kakashi blows him up*
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sashaki - March 24, 2006 02:51 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Justifiedglory @ Mar 22 2006, 10:59 PM)
Naruto: Believe it!


Oh...thing's they would never say...I thought it was things they should never say...

new are'nt you? -.-






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