OMGZ SCORPION IS SOOOOOO SECKSY! I LIEK HIS SPEAR! DO YOU LIEK SCOOOORPIONS SPEAR IN U TOO!!!! GET OVER HEEEEERRRR!

I heard this from a friend who I worry about every day, because it is NOT me who finds Scorpion iresistebly hott, it is not me who is gaydar for a ninjaaaar, It is fredrick van screensosaugaria Mocktroodont

BUT r3ally, I find it is true that I like cornflakes in the morning. CONRFLAKE CUNNILINGUS AND MUSTARD MAMMARIES! I think that if the cornflakes were dry it would be uncomfortable for the wumens, but if it was soggy it would be gross! BUT mustard is hott and spicy and makes booooobies so yellow and lickable, but you might just get too much flavour, mon!

AND you can see that is my friend who is totALLY gay and shit for SCOORPIOn, because i am sane and I like sucking cornflakes out of a hairy mussel, while i am tenderizing puppies!!!!!


WHY THINK YOU?!!?!?