Episode 1, The 1st fan-written Monkey episode

[sunny_sav]

meanwhile pigsy was wailing
"ohhhhhhhhh where is that ugly king of monkeys? i dont want to die! i'm too handsome!"

[sunny_sav]

cue zion

[zion187reigneth]

when monkey walked in the cave , there was pigsy snivalling like a porker, but was still comforted by the thought of the monkey girl being tied up next to him.
Monkey being able to read minds said "get over it stupid , u never had a chance anyway".
Then both of them started arguing about who was and who wasnt "easy", which everyone in heaven knew was pigsy.
now this was a ploy by monkey as they were making alot of noise and it seemed as though they were just wandering off and not bothering about sandy and the master.
those three demons knew if they had a chance to kill monkey now was a good time and appeared with weapons ready to attack.Now the demons had names of course but you know as well as i do that monkey gave eevery enermy his own name. So one of the demons he called "gay demon"because he had what appeared to be lipstick on.The second demon he called "axe head" as he had a axe with a scull on the end of it.The third demon was simply called "next victim".
Now gay demon was behind the other 2 as was expected, and exclaimed to the heavens that this stupid duo has fallen into their trap, and really , monkey wasnt all that good and that he(gay demon) being a demon was gonna have to give it to the monkey in front of everyone.
With that monkey said "im not that sort of monkey, and u might find pigsy more accomedating' , then monkey sudenly advanced apon the "Next victim" and crushed his hole upper side in with one hit.. Thats how i like to take it , and a battle begun between monkey,pigsy against the gay demon and axe head...........cors

[sunny_sav]

sigh...well if noone else is gonna do it....

axe head lunged forward with his weapon of the same name. monkey dodged and bopped him on the head with 'staffy'. while axe head stumbled around seeing stars, gay demon trotted forward....
sorry i'm real ###### at this! just finish it z.

[zion187reigneth]

It seems pigsy is upset at monkeys jokes about him so he just half commited to battle and was sorta watching monkey.
Now monkey and gay demon began to fight and gay demon was a fairly good fighter, so to spruce things up monkey began his campaign of jokes while in fierce battle.
"Im going to wipe that smile of you face demon ! , and its gonna take pigsy to bring it back" he exclaimed.
Now piggsy had had enough , and became angy , but between monkey and piggsy was the demon axehead , so piggsy bashed him over the head with his muck rake and said "how about a comb over ".
This was going according to mokeys plans now and all that was left was to get rid of gay demon.
So with monkey getting gay demon in a head lock , then piggsy took a swipe and landed his muck rake right inbetween the legs of gay demon.
Piggsy said" You were right monkey i did make him smile, and piggsy and monkey had a chuckle while monkey ended this complaint for good.Off they went to search for sandy and the master.
(Narrator- when freinds begin to loose freindship its allways good to bond over a dead demon)

[zion187reigneth]

Sandy and the master had somehow left the area and had just arrived in the next village which the village people had some excitment about them.

Sandy stopped a villager in the street and ask why people were rushing around.
"Theres a giant bunny rabbit that eats all our trees and crops and because it ate them all , the bunny has now started to eat all the other animals, including our farm animals", said the villager."It eats everything except fish because fish is a smelly creature" , the villager added.
"Fish Have feelings too ya know" exclaimed sandy and then relaid what he had heard to the master.
"Sandy can you help them save their animals" , asked the master.
"awwww, i knew you were going to say that. I guess i can have a look around and see whats up, maybe i can talk some sence into this bunny rabbit" and off sandy went to find out more about what was going on...................cors

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Piggsy was thinking of his swineness so he suggested to monkey they stop in at the inn ,there they began to feast and piggsy was drinking alot of wine.
Not to far away on the other side of the town was the master praying.

Sandy had located huge rabbit droppings and wondered if he was near to where bunny was living.It appeared bunny was eating the animals cause sandy saw a flock of sheep in one of the bigger droppings.
I wonder if this bunny is a monster in disguise..................cors

[zion187reigneth]

What a fortunate event that piggsy not being able to drink often became very drunk and started to ask all the girls for a date, and pigsy became so occupied with that , that monkey decided to check on the others.
Soon monkey was flying over head and spoted the master, monkey thinking to himself " Holy idiot, why pray to buddha, pray to my GOD the true GOD, atleast hes good at what he does", then thinking of many things monkey looked to the heavens and yelled. " Oi buddha, you really make things worse dont u, your priests make up stuff and they dont protect their families, now if i didnt protect the master he would be dead already, and then i would not be here asking u a question that u cant answer , now would i??? ".............cors
(NArrator# "Surely unholy nations tremble when monkeys confounds the wise", this being something that monkeys do")