Title: Episode 1
Description: The 1st fan-written Monkey episode
saiyuuki - March 12, 2005 11:57 AM (GMT)
Surrounded by trees and the sounds of wolves howling, Tripitaka, Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy wander through a forest in Chi-Nang Province...
GreatSage - March 12, 2005 12:08 PM (GMT)
Elsewhere, a man is killed by a group of bandits lead by a mysterious cowled figure; the man's posessions are taken and then his body is burned...
CloudStrife - July 19, 2005 08:32 AM (GMT)
Sandy is preparing camp, while Pigsy goes into the woods 'to look for fire wood'.
Suddenly, three demons jump out at him.
GreatSage - July 22, 2005 10:00 PM (GMT)
All 3 disguised as beautiful girls, Pigsy is astonished, excited and slightly nervous as he...
demon - August 5, 2005 11:59 AM (GMT)
rubbed his hands together, and said i will speak to these beutifull girls.
As he approached the one girl started to sing in a horrifing voice!
GreatSage - August 6, 2005 10:06 AM (GMT)
The Pig-beast covered his large, pointed ears with his hands but he couldn't block out the piercing screech, falling to his knees he moaned in pain before he fell unconscious.
"Where is that Pig?!"
Cried Monkey as he leant against his magic wishing staff/compliant gold hooped rod
CloudStrife - September 7, 2005 12:24 PM (GMT)
"He may be in trouble." Said Tripitaka, interupting his meditation, "Perhaps you should go look for him."
And Monkey replied...
GreatSage - September 7, 2005 08:13 PM (GMT)
"That fat swine is always in some sort of trouble, and I'm always the one to go and look for him. You save him Sandy."
"But I'm a thinker, not a fighter, you know that well enough you stupid ape!"
Tripitaka frowned, jumping into the conversation before Monkey got aggressive.
"Stop quarreling you two! If it is so much trouble then we will all go to find Pigsy."
CloudStrife - September 8, 2005 10:03 AM (GMT)
Monkey, Sandy and Tripitaka collected their belongings and entered the woods, but unbeknownst to them, they were being watched...
GreatSage - September 16, 2005 07:49 PM (GMT)
By the 3 demons, having left Pigsy in their cave lair, they had set out to find his companions. They were praticularly interested in Tripitaka, a holy priest would be MOST appetising.
saiyuuki - September 16, 2005 10:45 PM (GMT)
One of them makes ape noises, and catches Monkey's attention. "What was that?", asked Monkey. "It sounds like a monkey in distress."
CloudStrife - September 19, 2005 07:40 AM (GMT)
Knowing his duty as the king of monkeys, he cannot leave a fellow ape alone in peril and so investigates the strange noises in the trees.
shaktiman - October 25, 2005 03:41 PM (GMT)
Pigsy awakes in a cave, to find that he's tied down with rope, it's dark, cold and damp in the cave and pigsy begins to sniffle, "why do I allways end up in a dark damp cave;Help, can't anybody hear me?",
IrrepressibleMonkey - November 24, 2005 01:39 AM (GMT)
Soon, one of the demons carry a girl into the cave. There is a cut on her left cheekbone and her right leg appears to be broken. The demon props her up against the cave wall and ties her hands together mumbling something like 'She won't be going anywhere'.
Pigsy gasped as her face rolled onto her shoulder. He got a clear veiw of the girl and she was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen! Even if she was...a monkey!
zebedee - December 2, 2005 04:54 PM (GMT)
"hello" drools Pigsy "youre a very pretty lady" :D
CloudStrife - December 5, 2005 11:22 AM (GMT)
The female monkey looked him with disgust before ignoring him compleatly.
shaktiman - December 6, 2005 09:22 AM (GMT)
Well, What have we here? Exclaimed a voice from behind pigsy.
CloudStrife - January 6, 2006 02:51 PM (GMT)
Pigsy turned to the direction of the voice. It was a demon!
"Ahhh." It drooled, "A delicious hog...who is hog tied!"
He laughed at his own joke, and examined the other captive.
Funky_monkey - January 25, 2006 07:53 AM (GMT)
monkey girl: arrgh, what are you talking about pigsy?
monkey was no longer 'king' of the monkeys.
IrrepressibleMonkey - February 22, 2006 01:59 AM (GMT)
"Who else would I be, you stupid pig?!"
"Uh..." Pigsy said looking at 'her' broken leg. "How'd that happen then? I though you were immortal!"
"I am...it's only pretend!"
But that didn't sound all to convincing.
"Why are you here then?"
"To rescue you, idiotic swine!"
wishingstick - April 9, 2006 11:01 AM (GMT)
Pigsy: But I don't want to be rescued! I want the pretty girl you were pretending to be back!
Monkey: Well she's gone now, so are you going to be rescued with dignity or do I have to drag you, kicking and screaming?
IrrepressibleMonkey - April 29, 2006 12:41 PM (GMT)
"You're forgeting one thing you big ape! You're tied up too!" Pigsy said. "That means you can't get that stupid staff you carry about in your ear!"
CloudStrife - May 22, 2006 08:09 AM (GMT)
"I don't need hands to free myself!"
Struggling, he mangaed to open his shirt with his teeth.
Hepulled a few hairs out with his teeth and blew them into the air.
Funky_monkey - May 27, 2006 08:27 AM (GMT)
(what should the warriors be? the geeen season 1 worriors or the mini monkey season 2 worriors)
- funky out :ph43r:
Monkey girl fan - June 16, 2006 09:03 AM (GMT)
Loads of little Monkeys appeared
"Alright then" said Monkey. "Help us out will ya?"
Samas - June 17, 2006 02:35 AM (GMT)
The little monkeys, with some dificulty, untied Pigsy and Monkey.
"Now, time to show this deamon whoes boss! eh you fat swine?"
"Awww, don't tease monkey!" whined Pigsy
"OIII DEAMON! OVER HERE! WE'RE FREE!"
IrrepressibleMonkey - June 30, 2006 11:36 AM (GMT)
But, there was no one there to answer his call. Silence. Silence. Sile-
A bandit lept down from the rocks above the pair, cutlass drawn and ready. The hilt of the weapon came down hard upon Pigsy's head, knocking him out.
"Pigsy?! Ah, you worthless pig!"
Monkey reached up to get his Magic Wishing Staff out from it's hiding place behind his ear.
CloudStrife - October 17, 2006 01:06 PM (GMT)
Samas - January 21, 2007 02:00 AM (GMT)
While Monkey is franticly looking for his wishing staff, and trying to remember where he last had it, the bandit smacked monkey hard on the head, only to find his wepon splinter into a million pecies.
'HA! You fool!' monkey taunts, 'Have you not remembered my head is as strong as diomond? Now where did I put that staff...'
The bandit stood still, watching monkey curiousaly, quite dazed from what happened. Monkey calmly wandered the space in search of his staff, not taking any more notice of the bandit, as he was quite worried about his wishing staff....
zion187reigneth - January 21, 2007 11:15 AM (GMT)
then monkey remembered that he had left it in the head of the last complaintif :P , and wondering why he left it there which took his thoughts for a moment.
Monkey was thinking hard and he soon realised that the last thing he could remember was being "Surrounded by trees and the sounds of wolves howling, Tripitaka, Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy wander through a forest in Chi-Nang Province... ".
hmmmm strange he exclaimed and suddenly called apon cloud ,then jumping and commading cloud to take him to his complaint ending companion"staffy".
Soon arriving at where his staff was he seemed overwhelmed at the sheer carnage of what was a battle field of crushed crabmonsters, and their was staffy sticking out of the crabmonster gods head.
" Im not that much of a messy eater" he chuckled. and grabbed staffy and whiped it apon the the only shrub that wasnt garnished with grabmonster sauce.
It was aparant that something was amiss with this whole senario , but knowing his fishy compain sandy and his porky brother pigsy was not a good combo to handle 3 demons and make sure the master was safe, so in a single sumasault was back at the cave............cors
sunny_sav - January 23, 2007 08:43 AM (GMT)
meanwhile pigsy was wailing
"ohhhhhhhhh where is that ugly king of monkeys? i dont want to die! i'm too handsome!"
sunny_sav - January 23, 2007 09:38 AM (GMT)
zion187reigneth - January 23, 2007 10:08 AM (GMT)
when monkey walked in the cave , there was pigsy snivalling like a porker, but was still comforted by the thought of the monkey girl being tied up next to him.
Monkey being able to read minds said "get over it stupid , u never had a chance anyway".
Then both of them started arguing about who was and who wasnt "easy", which everyone in heaven knew was pigsy.
now this was a ploy by monkey as they were making alot of noise and it seemed as though they were just wandering off and not bothering about sandy and the master.
those three demons knew if they had a chance to kill monkey now was a good time and appeared with weapons ready to attack.Now the demons had names of course but you know as well as i do that monkey gave eevery enermy his own name. So one of the demons he called "gay demon"because he had what appeared to be lipstick on.The second demon he called "axe head" as he had a axe with a scull on the end of it.The third demon was simply called "next victim".
Now gay demon was behind the other 2 as was expected, and exclaimed to the heavens that this stupid duo has fallen into their trap, and really , monkey wasnt all that good and that he(gay demon) being a demon was gonna have to give it to the monkey in front of everyone.
With that monkey said "im not that sort of monkey, and u might find pigsy more accomedating' , then monkey sudenly advanced apon the "Next victim" and crushed his hole upper side in with one hit.. Thats how i like to take it , and a battle begun between monkey,pigsy against the gay demon and axe head...........cors
sunny_sav - January 27, 2007 11:33 AM (GMT)
sigh...well if noone else is gonna do it....
axe head lunged forward with his weapon of the same name. monkey dodged and bopped him on the head with 'staffy'. while axe head stumbled around seeing stars, gay demon trotted forward....
sorry i'm real ###### at this! just finish it z.
zion187reigneth - January 27, 2007 12:48 PM (GMT)
It seems pigsy is upset at monkeys jokes about him so he just half commited to battle and was sorta watching monkey.
Now monkey and gay demon began to fight and gay demon was a fairly good fighter, so to spruce things up monkey began his campaign of jokes while in fierce battle.
"Im going to wipe that smile of you face demon ! , and its gonna take pigsy to bring it back" he exclaimed.
Now piggsy had had enough , and became angy , but between monkey and piggsy was the demon axehead , so piggsy bashed him over the head with his muck rake and said "how about a comb over ".
This was going according to mokeys plans now and all that was left was to get rid of gay demon.
So with monkey getting gay demon in a head lock , then piggsy took a swipe and landed his muck rake right inbetween the legs of gay demon.
Piggsy said" You were right monkey i did make him smile, and piggsy and monkey had a chuckle while monkey ended this complaint for good.Off they went to search for sandy and the master.
(Narrator- when freinds begin to loose freindship its allways good to bond over a dead demon)
zion187reigneth - January 27, 2007 10:03 PM (GMT)
Sandy and the master had somehow left the area and had just arrived in the next village which the village people had some excitment about them.
Sandy stopped a villager in the street and ask why people were rushing around.
"Theres a giant bunny rabbit that eats all our trees and crops and because it ate them all , the bunny has now started to eat all the other animals, including our farm animals", said the villager."It eats everything except fish because fish is a smelly creature" , the villager added.
"Fish Have feelings too ya know" exclaimed sandy and then relaid what he had heard to the master.
"Sandy can you help them save their animals" , asked the master.
"awwww, i knew you were going to say that. I guess i can have a look around and see whats up, maybe i can talk some sence into this bunny rabbit" and off sandy went to find out more about what was going on...................cors
zion187reigneth - October 12, 2007 12:57 PM (GMT)
Piggsy was thinking of his swineness so he suggested to monkey they stop in at the inn ,there they began to feast and piggsy was drinking alot of wine.
Not to far away on the other side of the town was the master praying.
Sandy had located huge rabbit droppings and wondered if he was near to where bunny was living.It appeared bunny was eating the animals cause sandy saw a flock of sheep in one of the bigger droppings.
I wonder if this bunny is a monster in disguise..................cors
zion187reigneth - October 15, 2007 11:41 AM (GMT)
What a fortunate event that piggsy not being able to drink often became very drunk and started to ask all the girls for a date, and pigsy became so occupied with that , that monkey decided to check on the others.
Soon monkey was flying over head and spoted the master, monkey thinking to himself " Holy idiot, why pray to buddha, pray to my GOD the true GOD, atleast hes good at what he does", then thinking of many things monkey looked to the heavens and yelled. " Oi buddha, you really make things worse dont u, your priests make up stuff and they dont protect their families, now if i didnt protect the master he would be dead already, and then i would not be here asking u a question that u cant answer , now would i??? ".............cors
(NArrator# "Surely unholy nations tremble when monkeys confounds the wise", this being something that monkeys do")