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HRH King Zog II

Posted: Jan 21 2009, 09:21 PM

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QUOTE (Inevitable @ Jan 21 2009, 07:50 PM)

But then the dentists will be working overtime!

Vote for me and I will ensure that all Jawbreakers are renamed "Gobstoppers" as is their official name. Furthermore, Candy will be forever known as Confectionary, or Sweets.

Also, we'll enforce the correct spelling of Colour, Grey, Sulpher, Aluminium and any other words that are commonly misspelt.

Learn to spell Sulphur in adherance to IUPAC rules.

Inevitable	Posted: Jan 21 2009, 09:32 PM
WOBBUFFET! Group: Moderator Posts: 2,862 Member No.: 8 Joined: 25-August 06	Objection! That's not a policy

CJMiller	Posted: Jan 22 2009, 02:21 AM
The man with the plan... and the cheesy poofs Group: Members Posts: 758 Member No.: 88 Joined: 11-December 08	Inevitable has no platform, so he falls over! Vote for me and I'll make sure no politicians fall over!

HRH King Zog II	Posted: Jan 22 2009, 11:13 AM
Waffler of the House of Boreds Group: Members Posts: 2,648 Member No.: 25 Joined: 4-October 06	By Sticking them all to the floor (again) Vote for me and I'll be evil!

Cieran	Posted: Jan 22 2009, 11:58 AM
Should-like-totally-be-the Prime Minister Group: Members Posts: 2,978 Member No.: 41 Joined: 7-February 07	Without good there can be no evil! Vote for me and I'll send everyone a nice letter of thanks...

Pokemaniac John	Posted: Jan 22 2009, 01:19 PM
Mister Speaker Group: Admin Posts: 2,343 Member No.: 15 Joined: 12-September 06	Which will use up enormous amounts of paper! Vote for me and I'll sing this in the event of an economic downturn!

CJMiller	Posted: Feb 8 2009, 10:47 PM
The man with the plan... and the cheesy poofs Group: Members Posts: 758 Member No.: 88 Joined: 11-December 08	Which will drive us all insane! Vote for me and I'll make communism illegal!

Inevitable	Posted: Feb 8 2009, 10:56 PM
WOBBUFFET! Group: Moderator Posts: 2,862 Member No.: 8 Joined: 25-August 06	Which will just drive it underground, where it will run free without control until the entire country is involved in a glorious Communist uprising! Vote for me and too shall make communism illegal so that we might take total control easily.

CJMiller	Posted: Feb 8 2009, 11:16 PM
The man with the plan... and the cheesy poofs Group: Members Posts: 758 Member No.: 88 Joined: 11-December 08	But communism is evil and cannot be allowed in Government! Vote for me and I'll impeach Obama... and Gordon Brown!

Sir William Buttersworth

Posted: Feb 9 2009, 12:20 AM

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QUOTE (CJMiller @ Feb 8 2009, 11:16 PM)

But communism is evil and cannot be allowed in Government!

Vote for me and I'll impeach Obama... and Gordon Brown!

Every policy you nay makes you seem more and more a communist, you realise that right?

From what I can tell, your ideals are towards a left slant and are by no means capitalist.

CJMiller	Posted: Apr 7 2009, 02:32 AM
The man with the plan... and the cheesy poofs Group: Members Posts: 758 Member No.: 88 Joined: 11-December 08	But you'll never get onto the frontbench that way! Vote for me and I'll ban slander and communism!

DynamoJax	Posted: Sep 5 2009, 08:23 PM
17th and 20th PM of Ostentia. Group: Members Posts: 398 Member No.: 180 Joined: 8-June 09	CJ Miller will ban communism by shooting all communists and taking their cows. He'll ban slander by prohibiting speech. Vote for me and we'll clean up your pet's poo! This post has been edited by DynamoJax on Sep 5 2009, 08:26 PM

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