Member No.: 548
Joined: 24-August 10
Player Name: Malice
Preferred Method of Contacting: Dammit. Go pm me.
How did you find Meliora? In yer refridgeratorz
Other Characters: ... ya know what? I think I'm going to make a thread about this at one point..
Name: Kira Fortunae
Race: Human *no matter how BADLY she doesn't want to be one*
Sexual Orientation: Straight, despite the constant jibes.
Follower of: Atheism; the officially sanctioned religion of Project Seven.
Occupation: L3 Agent: Investigations
CURRENT SCI: 15
CURRENT USCI: 4
STATUS: Available for dispatch
Psychological Entry Review:
Administrative Note: The following was taken from Agent Fortunae's psychological review, conducted by Dr. ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€.
Kira seems to display a severe case of APD, and possibly Asperger's Sydrome. She was one of the longest evaluations I ever had, and that was probably due to the fact that she refused to speak with me for nearly a week, claiming that she felt no need to speak to a psychologist, she was mentally well enough to do her job. Before I lost my temper, Kira gave in due to a innate restlessness she has, and the fact that she cannot stand idle for long. She seems to be suffering from passive aggressive behaviors, considering her lack of trust for others and her tendencies to lash out in aggression, probably to rile me up. She seems to be very narcisstic, taking a considerable amount of pride in her skills, and seems to overcompensate to hide shame. Despite this, or perhaps because of it, with some mental rehabilitation later in her career, Kira would be a perfect candidate for Project Seven.
Opinons from Others..:
Kira has NO sense of humor, whatsoever. Seriously, her jokes suck, and when we do throw a joke her way, she just gives us this 'nod' as if we're being immature or something. She's worse than L5-1, for crying out loud.~ Director ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€
I resent that statement. ~ L5-1
Kira's a stiff.. but god, it's so fun to ruffle her feathers. One time, I called her a pixie, and she freaked out soo bad. It was better then the time we [Data Expunged] in L5-1's coffee!~ L2 Agent ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€
What the hell did you do to my coffee? - L5-1
Tee-hee. - L5-2
"God she's such a BITCH. I can't believe she hasn't been terminated yet. GET ON THIS, L5, I'm tired of her sneering at me all the time!" ~ L3 Agent ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ ¨€¨€¨€¨€
"While Kira may prove to be difficult when working with others, I must say, she is incredibly skilled at what she does. She has a clean record so far, and has yet to falter. She gets the job done, quick, fast, and stealthy. I see a bright future for this operative." ~ L5-4
"I think Kira is gay.. seriously.. she acts SO much like a man, she cuts her hair, and despite her kickass body, she goes OUT of her way to look like a guy. Compliment her, and she punches you in the face. I swear, she likes women." ~ L3 agent ¨€¨€ ¨€¨€¨€ ¨€¨€¨€¨€
DYYYYYYKE. TOTAL DYKE. DYKE TO THE MAX. HOLLAND CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR DAMS BACK DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKE. ~ L5-2
Administrative Note: The following was taken from Agent Fortunae's medical evaluation, conduced by Dr. ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€.
"Kira is... erm.. more than in good health and physique. She is, ah, fair skinned, stands just over 5'2". Her body is, ah, athletic, despite the presence of a larger-than-normal, ah, can I say rack, no, bust, bust, which is also a nice asset, keep that off the record, Clancy...
Administrative Note: ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ Clancy is Dr. ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€'s personal assistant, and has been told never to keep things Dr. ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ says off the record.
She is one of the fittest women I have ever come across, this isn't saying much, I do the L5s fitness tests, keep that off the record, Clancy...
She has a strange symbol tattooed to her back; we've run standard memetic tests, nothing has popped up, so the Gammas are pretty happy right now.
At, ah, at this point, she has a, I think they call it a pixie haircut? Yeah, pixie haircut, thanks. Her hair is, ah, blonde, consistent with Frijidaires heritage; she has blue eyes, also consistant, and those luscious, soft, pink li-uh, keep that off the record, Clancy.
Testing shows above-average reflexes, and she has, ah, a remarkable amount of endurance for her age and weight. Medically, she is in perfect health. Go completely off the record, here, Clancy; personally, I think everyone could agree that it would be REALLY nice if she decided to look like a woman instead of a fat man. Seriously. Total fuckin' waste. I would tap that shit right there."
Administrative Note: Agent Fortunae attained access to her file approx. 6 months after her physical evaluation when OCI-¨€¨€¨€¨€ broke containment.
On an unrelated note, Dr. ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ was found dead in his office two weeks later; Church of the Second Coming agents are suspected. - L5-1
After standard testing, it has been determined that Kira is highly adaptive and responsive with small, easy-to-carry weaponry. She has shown a great deal of proficency with daggers, kukris, and kamas. She has been issued two standard combat knives, a prototype 'flintlock' pistol, and granted a prototype 'pneumatic dartgun', with darts poisoned with [Data X-Sponged] (Administrative Note: Goddammit, L5-2. - L5-1) that allows her to stun or knock out her opponents unconscious, which should make taking people into custody a lot easier.
Gotta get me some of that to use on her. - Agent Knave, G-3 Cults
Administrative Note: Agent Knave was found somehow inexplicably [Data Expunged] while [Data Expunged], and is now for all intents and purposes female.
I never thought I'd say this, but Knave is hot now, and I have to get her to teach me how to do that. - L5-2
Why in the name of the Gods did you guys give her all that armor and all of those [Expletive Deleted] robes? Why not, say, a chainmail bikini or something?~ Agent ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€.
Administrative Note: Agent ¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€¨€ disappeared 3 hours after making this statement, and was found naked and concussed, tied to the roof of OCI-¨€¨€¨€¨€'s containment unit with ropes made out of his clothes approximately 2 days later. He is still undergoing psychological therapy.
Administrative Note: The following is based on an interview Agent Fortunae provided upon joining Project Seven. Not every detail has been confirmed yet, and many agents actively doubt this is the whole truth, but all investigated points have checked out thus far.
Kira had a normal life, with normal people, and normal things (in general) in some small town outside Uuranor. But see, as we all know, Kira likes making things complicated. Kira likes seeing new things. And finally, Kira is impatient, and very easily bored. How long do you think she was amused by this life? Not very long..
When she came of age, instead of settling down like her parents intended, she went off adventuring, finding it more interesting to see the world. At one point, she went to Uuranor and joined the guard. But the problem was.. that the guard, was simply.. well.. too boring. Nothing could sate Kira's want for action. And evidentally.. Uuranor was not the place for attention. Seriously: it was the city of light. Obviously, there wasn't that many crimes there. So, instead of staying and lurking in Uuranor.. she eventually travelled to Imperial City.. where things were simply more dramatic.
And it was. Very dramatic for her. She liked being in the Imperial City guard. After all: the guard was always doing something. Granted, they were a bunch of assholes, but still, it was better then eating daisies in Uuranor. Plus: her tracking skills, and ability to make obvious connections, made her a very favored member amongst higher ranks. If they wanted to get a popular criminal in custody.. well: guess who they called on? There were even reports that her skills were becoming rather famous amongst the Vertiom, and that one of them attempted to assassinate her during one of her patrols through the city.
Here, is where she nearly died. But somehow, someway, she was revived. By who? She didn't know, never would know. But after that, things got a little strange.
A random member of the guard that she had never heard of before, had assigned her a task to find someone based on two words. Pey Sept. Eager for something to do, Kira pursued it. And boy, was it a long journey, as
Administrative Note: GODS [Expletive Deleted] [ED] [ED] L5-2, you [ED] [ED] [ED] son of a [ED] [ED] [ED] [ED] a [ED] ! I will [ED] [ED] your [ED] so hard [ED] [ED] [ED] your mother [ED] [ED] [ED] [ED] [ED], so help me [ED] [ED] gods! - L5-1
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Things go wrong for Kira. Things ALWAYS go wrong for Kira.