THWACK! (ie Katie is asking for a thread)

[Calixto]

Harro guys!

In my amazing shower-inspired ideas (as usual. I always think up crap in the shower) I remembered we were joking in the cbox a while back about Calixto getting the crap beat out of him. It'd be healthy, c'mon, and who doesn't want to smash the little weasel's face in with a good punch?

I think it'd be a fun and nicely fast-flowing thread so if anyone has any characters that might merrily jump someone for no reason or could get wound up enough by his arrogance to jump him, then I'd welcome it

And Malmal, Fayt is welcome to be there too of course.

This could be kind of epic, to be honest, and perhaps help meliora out of it's early grave!

Katie <3

[Reaver]

I'm there. Or Reaver is. Either or, it may be fun. ^.^ So, where do we start?

[Fayt Deami]

Fayt wishes to speak.

Fayt: WHAT! You're OFFERING to let people KICK CALIXTO'S ASS!? And you didn't let ME IN ON IT!?! WHAT THE HELL. THAT IS LIKE MY LIFE AND SOUL PURPOSE FOR EXISTING! YOU CAN"T JUST LET ANY RANDOM PERSON BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE HE/SHE FAILURE AT LIFE. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD HE'S A VIRGIN! IF THERE's ANYONE WHO"S GONNA BE BEATING HIM UP, its ME and ME FIRST DAMMIT!!

.. nuff said.

[Kayra Stormsong]

Didn't we talk once waaaaay back about him running into Jonathan? Hmm, maybe I get to finally dust my Ripper wanna-be off and get to use him again.

[Reaver]

So, what? Are we having a competition to see who gets to beat him up?

Reaver: I am READY! This is gonna be AWESOME.

[Calixto]

How about an epic 4-way thread then? XD I'm not sure of exactley what would happen but it'd still be a laugh.. And if it doesn't work, I offer Calixto up for seperate beatings in 2 threads.

And on a side note:

Calixto: ;^; you... you... don't really mean that... do you Fayt? ...

EDIT* http://z9.invisionfree.com/Meliora/index.php?showtopic=5409 here we go!

[Fayt Deami]

BRAWL TIME. *I SAY THAT FAYT GETS FIRST HIT.. and then some sort of epic MOSHPIT happens afterwords*

Fayt: YES.