Bits In Ass, A How-To By Blindrider

my name is bl!nd and i am teh caca mastah
with a whiff i smel teh car and I can rase fastah
i stick da bit up my ass to get into rase mode
cuz i am teh drivah dat rools teh Caca Code!

i be big nig n i hear to say
i eat chinease food evry day
n jus like mark 7 says "pet the epoch in my pocket"

Well i'm blindrider and I drift with my bit,
if u think im talkin' shit ya hava bit up in yer slit.
See my ass, wit a bit, and how my asshole is split,
so submit, to know the cacacode you gotta commit.

my method is refined, so sit back and unwind,
while i combine shit and bits...and make them intertwined.
the majic whiff, is legit, but the stink i emit,
will remind mankind, that i wont be maligned.

cuz im b|ind.....
cuz im b|ind.....

Get into the mode of the Ca Ca Code,
with your shit covered bit, you will PWN teh road.
i rase so damn fine, my ass should be enshrined,
without the 'bit in ass' technique, you will fall behind.

Pet the epoch in my pocket...dont stop it.
Pet the epoch in my pocket...dont stop it.

Gangsters clock money, and its all the same,
but i clock bits and shit, thats the name of the game.
But befo' you wanna flame, I havta proclaim,
that i got a smelly ass, and im ready to tame.

intermission:
(insert scratching with fart and #2 toilet sound effects)
Yeah, suckas......... This is the b|indman ya talkin' too....i dont play teh fool......i take ya to skool.....


I take a stroll....and look for butt holes,
im the cacamaster fucka and im on patrol,
findin' smelly asses is my role and my goal,
if you dont get it fucka, theres no caca in your soul.

on the street corner tryin' to sell my stash,
but no drugs here, just a bit up my ass.
Some complain 'bout the pain, but it sounds mundane,
cuz i shove epochs in my ass...now thats insane.

Awwwyeah.....





pleez tell me if u leik dis rap?

This post has been edited by Nakkah on Sep 23 2005, 08:18 PM

im dickhead (blind) rider the mouth-helper
before i rase the bit remains in my ass-shelter
my bits in ass methods help me 2 rase
i rase so grayte it brings a frown to ur face

I could be the last of a dying race
how many caca rasers do u no like my self?
these days i just cant help my self
i lube up the bit n i stick it in my ass,
my thoughtful rhymes cut u deep like sharp glass

with one swift motion i cover my bit with doodoo
i am dickhead (blind), i rase by smelling the poopoo

u r down wit da nakkahs.