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 Escalation League Trash Talk, Been too quiet 'round here...
Vaprak
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 09:34 AM


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Alright, the escalation league has been too quiet around here. Time to stir things up a bit.

There are currently five players atop the esclation league leader board with several others hot on their heels. There is plenty of time left for anyone to claim the throne. Who's going to be king of the hill?

Will it be the pointy-eared gits, their sadistic and effite kin, the back-water better-for-luggage-and-boots southerners, the weak man-things of the snobbish would be emperor or their less-than-chivalric kin, or will the true heros of the realms win the day?

Yes, yes, it is the glory of CHAOS of which I speak today. Remember friends, that the entropy of an isolated system such as ours can only increase. Embrace truth, embrace freedom, embrace CHAOS!


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Necros
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 10:55 AM


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Hissssssssssssssssss hissssssssss hisssssssssssss hisssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

Translated from the Lizardman tongue, "We shall crush you all, and feed your bones to our stegadons!!!"
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Rakka da Konkorur
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 12:15 PM


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I would join in on this trash talk, but I failed my Animosity.
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Vaprak
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 02:01 PM


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QUOTE (Rakka da Konkorur @ Nov 4 2009, 12:15 PM)
I would join in on this trash talk, but I failed my Animosity.

laugh.gif Priceless 'dat!


Dude, we have to get your Vampire Counts army up and running...

That way instead of failing animosity tests at critical points in the game, you can miscast with your vampire general during the casting of a critical spell, killing him, and crumbling your army! tongue.gif
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Lord Zorathos
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 02:51 PM


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don't worry Commander Balin and his bad-ass bolt throwers will be by very soon to make pincushions of ya all tongue.gif
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generalmalaise
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 03:17 PM


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since my beastmen have had the living Sh*t kicked out of them i am too busy complying with the pooper-scooper laws to trash talk.....
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WilhelmRochRedDuke
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 04:59 PM


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with the thundering of hooves shall you soil your armour...
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Vaprak
Posted: Nov 4 2009, 06:18 PM


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QUOTE (WilhelmRochRedDuke @ Nov 4 2009, 04:59 PM)
with the thundering of hooves shall you soil your armour...

Thundering hooves, is that the Chaos Knights coming this way?

Armor is for p&$$!3$. Daemons don't need no stinkin' armor... tongue.gif
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Lord Zorathos
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 09:18 AM


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be nice Vap the weeine humands need something they can feel good about and haveing a high armour save is to help compinsate all the other brokeA$$ rules they got (oh wait almost forgot a bolt don't let ya have any armour save)
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stumpyfjord
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 01:07 PM


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Hey, they've got armor and a watery tart!

mmmm...delicious tart
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Lord Zorathos
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 02:33 PM


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she's also kinda old so she couldn't be a cherry tart! laugh.gif
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Ultramar
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 02:46 PM


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QUOTE (Vaprak @ Nov 4 2009, 06:18 PM)
Thundering hooves, is that the Chaos Knights coming this way?

Why yes, yes they are wink.gif
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Lord Zorathos
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 05:08 PM


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right into 2 bolts no armour save for you ohmy.gif haha
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Ultramar
Posted: Nov 5 2009, 06:55 PM


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But still leaves 3 that's more then enough to crush some squishy pointy eared wusses biggrin.gif
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Vaprak
Posted: Nov 6 2009, 08:22 AM


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That's the spirit lads. biggrin.gif

I can feel the love...

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oh, wait, that's not love - it's a pack of slaaneshi daemonettes!
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