I saw this done on another site and decided to copy and paste my post to start one over here. Keep in mind that this is suppose to be fun and snarky. Enjoy!

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Now available in liquor stores everywhere... Yes, you guessed it! It's the Nicole Walker action figure!

This dazzlingly snarky blonde comes complete with

couture dresses that could pass for lingere
actual lingere
high heels
an intense dislike for Kate Roberts and Sami Brady
"Pookie"
her own flask filled with Vodka
an inherient need to marry for money
questionable morals including a willingness to kill her former sugar daddy
several bottles of Vodka
shady porn past

Says things such as
"Why does getting away with murder have to be so difficult?"
"Another one? Wow, Stephano really gets around."
and my personal favorite
"Juice without Vodka is like a day without sunshine!"

sold separately
1 step-son and 1 step-grandson to make passes at
1 ex-husband-to-be
other various hopeful lovers