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Les

Posted: Jun 17 2012, 06:06 AM

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The much dreaded, but long awaited apocalypse is here. The outbreak seems to have started in the USA, although, since we seem to live copying them, I doubt it will be long before it reaches us. It's not hard to find the cause and it's not what people might have expected. No, it's not a disease! This seems to be based on the fact that people are ..... taking baths?

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A homeless man high on drugs and drunk on Four Loko growled and tried to bite off a police officer�s hand after he was arrested for disturbing customers in a Miami fast food restaurant.
The incident comes just two weeks after Rudy Eugene chewed the face off a homeless man in Miami. The frenzied 18-minute attack only ended when police shot Eugene dead.
In this new case, Brandon De Leon, 21, repeatedly banged his head against the patrol car�s Plexiglas and yelled, �I�m going to eat you.� Both De Leon and Eugene are believed to have been under the influence of a potent drug, known as bath salts.

zombie444	Posted: Jun 17 2012, 01:45 PM
Advanced Member Group: Members1 Posts: 2,024 Member No.: 231 Joined: 15-July 11	I knew it.I was saying to kayls the other night that the zombies are planning to take over the world a vast army of them is assembling and they will start their campaign by taking over a small town and their victims will become zombies and they will spread like wild fire

fwenchie	Posted: Jun 17 2012, 02:09 PM
Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,878 Member No.: 78 Joined: 7-May 09	Goes off to chuck away all Radox products in sight

OMGBanana	Posted: Jun 17 2012, 02:45 PM
Banana Queen! Group: Members Posts: 1,654 Member No.: 122 Joined: 13-March 10	well, the homeless guy is awake in the hospital after having his face eaten, and hes normal and not eating people, so zombies cant convert others by biting them. i think something new has been added to the drugs, making them extra strong and making people extra violent

Les

Posted: Jun 18 2012, 10:20 AM

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Anyway, it might not be too much of a problem - the zombies I mean - the drug is another story - the Americans have got it covered.

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Just in Case!

Hornady Manufacturing introduces Zombie Max ammunition. Be prepared - supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition, loaded with proven...yes, proven Z-Max bullets ...(have you seen a Zombie?).

Make sure your "bug out bag" is ready with nothing but the best.

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