Title: What should I pack?
Les - May 5, 2012 05:54 PM (GMT)
Now, obviously, I'm going there to get ready for the aliens to come and get us, I'm just not sure what to pack. Does anyone know what's likely to be in short supply in the far reaches of space? I'm not sure, but there might be a limit on the amount of luggage I can take, so it's best if I don't take heavy items. :D
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| Bugarach - Thousands of "New Agers" are flocking to the village of Bugarach in France to prepare for the end of the world on December 21. The people are expecting that aliens will come to save them from doomsday apocalypse by beaming them aboard their spaceships. |
Duck - May 5, 2012 06:18 PM (GMT)
Don't pack, move there, buy a field and charge per head to set up a tent. come the 22nd you'll be rolling in cash and they will be poorer but wiser.
Les - May 5, 2012 07:40 PM (GMT)
That should make me a few quid (quasi universal intergalactic denomination). What's the current exchange rate on that, I wonder.
baldrick69 - May 6, 2012 05:00 PM (GMT)
Take a union flag and claim it for Britain. Just to annoy the Americans.
Les - May 6, 2012 07:20 PM (GMT)
Yes, I could do that. I don't mind annoying the Americans, as long as the aliens won't mind. I don't want to miss my ride. b-e-a-m
Fells - May 8, 2012 12:17 AM (GMT)
Tinfoil, you have to take tinfoil! It would be a far more precious commodity than land - especially if you give it a shelf life!
baldrick69 - May 8, 2012 07:57 AM (GMT)
At least one pack of jelly babies for the journey.
Les - May 8, 2012 04:27 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Fells @ May 8 2012, 01:17 AM) |
| Tinfoil, you have to take tinfoil! It would be a far more precious commodity than land - especially if you give it a shelf life! |
No. I'm in contact with a lady who's in contact with a man who's in contact with the aliens and when he mentioned tin foil, the aliens just laughed, so I wont bother with that.
Les - May 8, 2012 04:29 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (baldrick69 @ May 8 2012, 08:57 AM) |
| At least one pack of jelly babies for the journey. |
Yeah, already thought of that. Got loads. I've bitten some of the heads off though.
Fells - May 8, 2012 05:00 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Les @ May 8 2012, 04:27 PM) |
| QUOTE (Fells @ May 8 2012, 01:17 AM) | | Tinfoil, you have to take tinfoil! It would be a far more precious commodity than land - especially if you give it a shelf life! |
No. I'm in contact with a lady who's in contact with a man who's in contact with the aliens and when he mentioned tin foil, the aliens just laughed, so I wont bother with that.
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