Title: The rap game
Callidor - June 26, 2008 09:04 PM (GMT)
This is a game that's more fun if played in person, with a pretty large crowd, but i'd like to see how it will work when people have more time to plan out their responses. here's how it works.
person 1 says:
you can't have "A" without "B"
you can't have "C" without "D" D MUST rhyme with B
person 2 says:
you can't have "D" without "E"
you can't have "F" without "G" G MUST rhyme with E
person 3
you can't have "G" without "H"
you can't have "I" without "J" J rhymes with H etc
also, you can mix up the phrasing slightly, but what's is important is that the "you can't have blank w/o blank" remains intact
example:
person 1:
you can't have a burger without a bun
you can't have a party without the fun
person 2:
you can't have fun without the drinks
you can't have a chain without the links
person 3:
you can't have the lynx without the fur
you can't have a zim without the gir.
etc. get it? :) i'll start
can't have a message without the board
can't have an extension without the cord
Shiina - June 27, 2008 07:28 AM (GMT)
you cant have a chord with no notes (uGh)
you cant have a navy without boats (yEa)
Blastfurnace - June 27, 2008 11:46 AM (GMT)
You can't have boats without the sea,
You can't have a penis without the pee! *added bonus* Unless your seventy!
aocypher - June 27, 2008 02:31 PM (GMT)
You can't have pee with no drink,
You can't have a kitchen with no sink
Callidor - June 27, 2008 06:17 PM (GMT)
you can't have a sink without the dishes
you can't have the ocean without the fishes
Blastfurnace - June 27, 2008 10:54 PM (GMT)
You can't have fishes without the lotion, (?! lol)
You can't have love without devotion
aocypher - June 27, 2008 11:07 PM (GMT)
You can't have devotion without loyalty,
You can't have peasants without royalty.
Callidor - June 28, 2008 05:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Blastfurnace @ Jun 27 2008, 06:54 PM) |
You can't have fishes without the ocean, You can't have love without devotion |
(btw, minor rule infraction...i used ocean before..you're not allowed to send it right back :P)
you can't have the royalty without the crown
you can't have the bride without the gown.
Aule - June 30, 2008 05:30 AM (GMT)
you can't have a gown sans an inverse frown
you can't flip without going upside down
Callidor - July 2, 2008 09:23 PM (GMT)
you can't be upside down without perspective
you can't have the borg without the collective
aocypher - July 3, 2008 12:22 AM (GMT)
you can't have a collective without a base.
you can't have no cars in a race.
Blastfurnace - July 3, 2008 09:43 PM (GMT)
You can't have a race without the gears,
You can't have a strip club without the rears.
Callidor - July 3, 2008 10:54 PM (GMT)
you can't have the rears without the fronts
you can't have the tarus without the punts
Blastfurnace - July 8, 2008 09:53 PM (GMT)
You can't have the punts without the leg,
You can't have the party without the keg!
Callidor - July 9, 2008 01:39 AM (GMT)
you can't have the keg without the beer
you can't hear anything without an ear
Blastfurnace - July 9, 2008 01:46 AM (GMT)
You can't have an ear without the drum,
You can't get a hand job without the potato salad.
Sorry, that's just too nasty for the forums, lol. Work with salad!
Callidor - July 9, 2008 06:45 PM (GMT)
you can't say salad because it doesn't rhyme
go to jail and do your time
Shiina - July 11, 2008 01:33 PM (GMT)
you cant have no thyme without sage
you cant really pt with no mage
Onion_King - July 11, 2008 06:09 PM (GMT)
you can't have a mage without their chants
you can't have Misty, without hot pants!
Aule - July 12, 2008 06:16 AM (GMT)
you can't have hot pants without man-faye
you can't have black leather without hard gay!
aocypher - July 12, 2008 06:39 AM (GMT)
you can't have hard-gay with no moves;
you can't dance para-para with no groove.
Onion_King - July 12, 2008 11:30 AM (GMT)
you can't have a groove without some good beats,
you can't have Pamela without her fake teats!
Callidor - July 12, 2008 05:38 PM (GMT)
you can't have fake teats without the surgeon
you can't have the fisher without the sturgeon!
Onion_King - July 13, 2008 03:52 AM (GMT)
you can't have the sturgeon without some gills
you can't have sexy panties without lace and frills
aocypher - July 16, 2008 03:52 AM (GMT)
You can't have lace and frills without the cloth;
You can't have chicken soup without the broth.
=P
Callidor - July 16, 2008 04:47 AM (GMT)
you can't have the broth without the cook
you can't have the captain without the hook
Onion_King - July 17, 2008 12:33 AM (GMT)
You can't have the hook, without the sinker
You can't have the thinker, without the stinker!
Blastfurnace - July 17, 2008 04:18 PM (GMT)
You can't have the stinker without the anus,
You can't have a metroid without the Samus.
Callidor - July 17, 2008 07:24 PM (GMT)
you can't have samus without the zero suit
you can't have the mob without the loot
Onion_King - July 17, 2008 08:56 PM (GMT)
you can't have the loot without a gobbie bag
you can't have a fairy tale without an old hag!
*edit - My mind was so busy thinking about mithra that I accidentally spelled tale 'tail'
Shiina - August 8, 2008 01:27 AM (GMT)
you cant do a hag without motivation
you cant catch a train outside the station
...
lol
Callidor - August 8, 2008 06:40 AM (GMT)
you can't leave the station without the ticket
you can't protest anything if you don't picket
Shiina - August 28, 2008 05:11 AM (GMT)
you cant pick up chicks with no ride
you cant wave your flag without pride
Blastfurnace - August 28, 2008 05:46 AM (GMT)
You can't have pride unless you're gay,
you can't be in one place unless you stay! (omg, yes...stress + late really does = phail.)
Shiina - September 25, 2008 04:38 AM (GMT)
you cant stay in a hotel without paying
a ho cant please her customer without faking
Blastfurnace - November 28, 2008 07:59 AM (GMT)
You can't have faking without a chick,
You can't have a man without a tennis ball. (Yup, once again I erred on the side of escaping vulgarity and rhyming...I bet you can't sue!)
Shiina - December 10, 2008 07:17 AM (GMT)
lol blast
you cant eat your soup woth no spoon
you cant remove sand from the dunes
aocypher - December 10, 2008 07:21 AM (GMT)
it's hard to have dunes with no wind
you can't have seasons with no spin.
Blastfurnace - December 10, 2008 04:19 PM (GMT)
You can't have the spin without the DJ
You can't have a sword fight unless you're gay.
Shiina - December 18, 2008 06:11 AM (GMT)
you cant break up a fight without a mediator
some folks cant go up floors with no escalator