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Lifestyles of the addicted & scandalous.

Living anywhere else is not an option, especially when you kiddies keep me well entertain. Who needs reality tv when we have reality. Working overtime to give me something to talk about, well you shouldn't have, *sigh* but since you did it would be wrong of me not to report it.
Cocaine and Boosys...

You know what they say, Misery loves company and if that is true, misery just found her new best friend. Daddies Girl and Senior Barbie have become the new attraction. Both girls have been seen playing in that white powder, and I don't mean snow. Who knew a diet of pain killers and cocaine could be washed down so well with vodka and rum. Well we all knew blondes had more fun, but who knew how much.

One Shot Gun Wedding Deserves another...

We all know that Coach and Daddies girl Had a rocky past, full of hook up and hang outs, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say the engagement came as a surprise. Having no record of formally dating makes you wonder if there is a bun in the oven? Well only time will tell, because I am sure this is a secret Daddies girl doesn't want to let out.

Things happen so fast around here it is almost impossible to catch up. After being rejected by Daddies Girl, PB Cups flew off to New York only to return shortly after to propose to Halo. Who saw that one coming? I certainly didn't. PB Cups obviously has issues with being alone, but i'll be happy to keep him company while he looks for his next catch.

That didn't take very long. It took less than 48 hours for PB Cups to move on to another girl. Daddies Girl became available and now Halo and Coach are all by their lonesome’s. Maybe they should take a hint from their ex fiancés and hook up with each other. Stranger things have happened in this world of musical relationships.

BSF is the new bff
Everyone knows what it is like to have a BFF. Best friend forever, one of the kind, the person you go to when you are having a rough time, but what do you do when your BFF turns into a BSF. Boyfriend stealing friend. Looks like we have some girl on girl crime here in Harbor. Not only in the high school, but at the university as well. Looks like the boosy twins are more alike than previously noted. Daddies Girl and Senior Barbie have both been less than best friend worthy. Only someone like Daddies Girl could manage to get an almost married man. Convincing PB Cups to come with her and leave Halo all by her lonesome. Looks like Halo learned her lesson the hard way.

Leave it up to Daddies Girl high school equivalent Senior Barbie to follow in her mentors footsteps. Claiming to be just friends as she was spotted lip locked and tongue tied to no other than Big Mac. Looks like this so called brother and sister relationship is more based of the kind in Kentucky. You know what they say, Incest is best, right Big Mac?

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SPOTTED

Milf and Party Lite were spotted getting rather cozy in the park. Looks like Milf has found a potential Dilf for her twins.

Daddies Girl and Senior Barbie heading out for a vacation. Where ever those two are going everyone know trouble isn't far behind

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calisunshine
okay GG, first off - not pregnant, not even kinda!
and maybe you're just jealous cos no one want to
hook up with you, but leave my relationships out of it.
and i'm off to mexico - toodles!