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[cole mathews]

ARE YOU TERRIBLE WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT?

(x ) Do you ask for a booth when you go out?
( ) Have you asked ever asked for another table when you are being sat?
( ) Have you every Asked for another table because the table next to you had a small Child?
( ) Do you cut your server off when they are greeting you?
( ) Do you ask for Extra Lemons when you order water?
( ) Do you totally ignore your server when they approach the table?
( ) Have you ever asked if your sever to wait so you could talk on your cell phone?
( ) Do you occupy a table for longer 15 mins after you have cashed out?
( ) Do leave your child in the high chair if they are throwing a fight?
(x ) Do you ask for something from your server every time they walk by?

8 to 10— If you are in this range you are a nightmare to servers. You have most likely received an Attitude from your server or short responds to your questions. You may have also received slow or bad service. Slow food coming from the kitchen, Slow Refills and slow return to your table with something you asked for. You probable only seen your server 3 to 5 times the whole time you have been seated.

5 to 7— If you are in this range you are tolerated. You can be some what annoying if the restaurant is busy. You have probable received ok service. Your server has been somewhat attentive and responded in a timely manner to your request.

1 to 4— You are a blessing to your server. You are easy and not to demanding and understand that you are not the only person that is in the building.Your server may even stop and talk to you for extended amounts of time. You never feel rushed and are usually very pleased with your service even if other guest have made you visit unpleasant.

[cole mathews]

What did you dream last night?
didn't dream
Where did you sleep last night?
in my bed
What does your comforter/blanket look like?
white
Do you think Michael Jackson is innocent?
no
Don't you think the media stretches things?
yes... i know from personal experiances
What is your guilty pleasure with music?
idk
What is your guilty pleasure with TV?
ESPN
Do you have a lot of friends?
Used to.... not so much anymore
Do you feel comfortable around them at all times?
the ones who i'm still friends with or who aren't mad at me or arn't trying to get me to marry them... then yes
Do you love your mother?
yes
Do you love your father?
getting there
If you could do anyone right here, right now, who would it be?
umm.... i'd rather not say
Are you racist?
no
IF YOU HAD A BABY GIRL, WHAT NAME CHOICES WOULD YOU HAVE?

1. Abigail

2. Chloe

3. Charlotte

4. Gabriella

5. Aubry

SAME FOR A BABY BOY

1. Aiden

2. Chase

3. Blake

4. Riley

5. Zachery

QUESTIONS

Are you a vegitarian?
no
What is the best way to start a conversation?
talk to someone
Are you a virgin?
No
Why or why not?
Because i'm not....
How old are you?
19... 20 next month
What are your parents jobs?
Mom's a lawyer
Dad's the CEO for bank of America
What kind of cars do your parents drive?
idk seeing as my mom just got a new one and my dad lives in NYC
Rock or hip-hop?
rock
Metal or punk?
neither
Reggae or Rap?
neither
How much make up do you wear?
none
Describe your boxers/underwear for today.
going commando... KIDDING!
They're red witch christmas trees... yes i know early for those but oh well
Do you think you are ugly?
no
What color eyes do you have?
blue
Where do you live?
Harbor, Cali
What color and texture is your hair?
brown and idk
Why are you taking this survey?
because i'm bored
Where is your computer?
on my bed seeing as it's a laptop
Do you watch porn?
no
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
no
YES OR NO

AFI
no
Metallica
no
Courtney Love
no
Good Charlotte
yes
Cheese
yes
Meat
yes
Fur clothes
no
Nine inch nails
no
MTV
yes
Fuse TV
no
MTV2
yes
Saxophones
no
College
yes
Nerds
no
Punks
no
Emos
no
Goths
no
Labels
no
Dave Chappelle
yes
Gay Marriages
sure why not
Abortion
no
War
no
Chosing your childs gender
no
Marylin Manson
no
Shirley Manson
no
NOFX
no
Tool
yes
Cell Phones
yes
stud belts
no
Online friends
yes
AOL
yes
STUFF
yes
Do you own a pair of converse, Vans, or any other skate shoes?
yes
What is your favorite decade?
hmm.... this is hard seeing as i love history...
Um, i'll go with 1950s because everything was simple in America
What is the ugliest fashion to ever come out?
idk
What is the coolest fashion to ever come out?
idk
How much money do you have right now?
a lot
What song are you listening to?
nothing
What song do you want to be listening to?
idk
What are you doing/what will you do today?
nothing
How often do you go to the movies?
hardly ever
How often do you get drunk?
recently yes
Do you smoke weed?
no
Do you wish it was legalized?
no
Do you smoke cigarettes?
no
Do your parents know of your bad habits?
yes
What class did you do the worst in school?
math
Do you like sushi?
yes
Do you like chinese food?
yes
Chicken or beef?
chicken
Would you wear bows or ribbons in your hair, not as a joke?
no

[cole mathews]

I'm 80% boyish and 16% girlish

[x] you love hoodi​es
[x] you love jeans​
[x] dogs are bette​r then cats
[x] you'​​​​ve playe​d with/​​​​​​again​st boys on a team
[x ] shopp​ing is tortu​re
[ x] sad movie​ suck
[ x] you own a XBOX
[x] you playe​d with Hot Wheel​s as a littl​e kid
[x] at some point​ in life you wante​d to be a firef​ighte​r
[ x] you owned​ a DS, PS2, or Sega,​​​​ PSP
[x] you watch​ sport​s on TV
[x] gory movie​s are cool
[] you go to your dad for advic​e
[] you own(ed) like a trill​ion baseb​all hats
[x] you used to/​​​​do colle​ct baseb​all/​​​​footb​all colle​ctor cards​
[x] baggy​ sweat​ pants​ are nice to wear
[ x] its kind of weird​ ​to have sleep​overs​ with a bunch​ of peopl​e
[x] green​,​​​​​black​,​​​​​​ red, blue,​​​​​​ or grey are one of your favor​ite color​s
[x] you love to go crazy​ and not care what other​ peopl​e think​
[x] sport​s are fun
[x] ​​you somet​imes talk with food in your mouth​
[] you sleep​ at night​ with your socks​ on
[x] you have fishe​d at least​ once
TOTAL​ =20

YOUR GIRL SIDE
[] you like to shop
[] you wear eyeli​ner
[] you wear the color​ pink
[x] you go to your mom for advic​e
[] you consi​der cheer​leadi​ng a sport​
[] you hate weari​ng all black​
[] you like going​ to the mall
[] you like weari​ng jewel​ery
[] you cried​ watch​ing The Noteb​ook
[] shopp​ing is one of your favor​ite hobbi​es
[x] you don'​​​​​​t like the movie​ Star Wars
[] it takes​ you aroun​d one hour (or more) to showe​r and get dress​ed
[] you smile​ alot more than you shoul​d ​
[] you have more than 10 pairs​ of shoes​
[] you care about​ what you look like major​ity of the time
[ ] you like weari​ng dress​es
[X] you like weari​ng body spray​/​​​​​​deodo​rant
[] you like high heele​d shoes​
[] you used to play with dolls​ as a kid
[] you like putti​ng makeu​p on other​s
[x] you like being​ the star of almos​t every​thing​
[] pink or purpl​e is one of your favor​ite color​s
TOTAL​ = 4


Now multi​ply by 4 to get your perce​ntage​ and post as "im __% boyis​h and __% girli​sh

[cole mathews]

A- Are you 21 or older?
Negative
B- Beer of choice?
Miller light
C- Do you like Champagne?
no
D- Do you Drive Drunk?
not really
E- Ever do a flaming shot?
no
F- Do you own a flask?
no
G- Got caught drinking underage?
once
H- Ever get a Hangover?
yeah
I- Is 21 too young for a drinking age?
no
J- Jager Bombs are:
nasty
K- Ever kiss someone while drunk?
yep
L- Last alcoholic beverage?
vodka straight
M- Ever drink with your Mom?
no
N- Drinking advise...Never:
have so much to drink you start do crazy thing because you'll regret it later
O- Open beer bottles on your own?
yep
P- Ever puke after drinking?
no
Q- Is AA for Quitters?
Haha... no
R- Know someone who when to Rehab?
yep
S- What is your favorite shot?
don't really do shots
T- Take anything to get you drunk quicker?
nope
U- Did you drink underage?
i am underage and as you can tell by this survey, i have
V- What is your vodka of choice?
straight recently
W- Red or White Wine?
red
X- Do you drunk dial your X?
yeah but because we're friends... well used to be now
Y- Year you turned 21?
next November, this November i turn 20
Z- Does drinking make you a Zombie?
No

[cole mathews]

I Yelled At A Noodle Because I Can't Control Myself




Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............ Type out the sentence you
> end up with in the subject line
> and forward to your friends...
> also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
>
> Pick the month you were born:
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena With
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> 1-------a birdbath
> 2----- --a monster
> 3-------a phone
> 4-------a fork
> 5-------a snowman
> 6-------a gangster
> 7---- ---m y mobile phone
> 8-------my dog
> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> 10-------my neighbor
> 11-------my science teacher
> 12-------a banana
> 13-------a fireman
> 14-------a stuffed animal
> 15-------a goat
> 16-------a pickle
> 17-------your mom
> 18-------a spoon
> 19------ - a smurf
> 20-------a baseball bat
> 21-------a ninja
> 22-------Chuck Norris
> 23-------a noodle
> 24-------a squirrel
> 25-------a football player
> 26-------my sister
> 27-------my brother
> 28-------an iPod
> 29-------a surfer
> 30-------a homeless guy
> 31-------a llama
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> White---------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------beca use that's how I roll.
> Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> Blu e-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
> Yell ow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!
>
> Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your
> friends.
> Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you!
> I can't wait to see what you get stuck with