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The land spread out in a great prairie. Some patches of trees were gathered here and there, but grasses dominated the landscape. Signs of civilization could be seen, but there were no buildings to speak of in the area. Out in the prairie a small figure stood up, apparently weathered from his previous night.
Crap, how did I get here again?
Oh man, those were some brownies...
I guess I wandered here all on my own.
HOLY SHIT! What the hell are those things?
The ground rumbled around the lost traveler. Cracks appeared, obviously stress from some great weight or an explosion.
Those were SOME brownies, alright! I gotta get moving, these things might get me in all their palling around.
Another quake in the earth, stronger this time. It shook the traveler off his feet. He stumbled off into a patch of trees. A laser beam singed the edge of the trees, then flew wildly off target. The disturbance was over.
Oh my freaking god that was intense! I gotta get out of here though, this ain't no place for a bag of flesh.
The traveler left his cover and spotted a road not too far in the distance. He started jogging towards it.
No use in wasting my energy I guess. I've got to find some civilization soon though.
The traveler ventured on for miles. The road he had found turned out to be more of a trail that lead up to the rear of a fuel station and some small shops near the entrance to a major highway. He fed himself with a sandwich and some tea from a delicatessen and went further on his quest.
Hang on a tick. Since when have I been on a quest? I'm first a nameless traveler, and now I'm on a quest? What kind of shtick are you trying to pull? I mean, sure, you're the author but hasn't that been done a little bit too much? Just take the damn idea to the glue factory and stop beating the poor thing. You're just making it ugly.
The traveler's adventure continued into the closest city. He sneaked his way through dark alleys and less desirable spots and slipped into the back of a building that looked as if it had not entrance on the fronts. Inside it was dark, and in a Hollywood fashion, plastic strips hung down from the ceiling. A strobe light was on in somewhere in the back of the building yet its light barely reached the traveler through all the plastic strips.
What do you think this is? Some kind of farce?
The traveler's quest came to an early end when he suffered cardiac arrest upon his arrival in the cheeky horror movie building.
Suck it traveler!
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Oh yea, entrance thread. Uhh, Hi!
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