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||Posted on Aug 6 2008, 09:50 PM
|| Provided By Suzanne
Maxie: Did I not make myself clear the first 57 times I told you you're not welcome to help yourself to my food?
Matt: Well, if you didn't take my garage door opener, then i didn't take your cheese enchilada. So now you've had the pleasure of seeing me naked, again. I'll see you later.
Maxie: Why would it matter that I've seen you next to naked? Nothing about you is impressive.
[Knock on door]
Sal: Yo, joe. It's me, man. So listen, I looked around like you asked me to, bro, and there's no sign of linda.
Johnny: All right, well, thanks for looking.
Sal: No problem. Relax, man. So your girlfriend took off for a few hours, what's the problem? I'd think you'd be happy.
Lulu: Hi, mom. I shouldn't be here. If the cops find me, they'll probably arrest me, but that doesn't scare me as much as -- you're probably the only one that can possibly understand. I'm afraid I'm turning into you.
Jason: A russian boss named andrei karpov is moving to port charles. He made contact with sonny. Obviously, they made some type of deal.
Carly: Wow. I know sonny's selfish, but i honestly never thought he'd betray you like this.
Maxie: I mean, nobody really wants you here, so why don't you just move out?
Matt: It's not going to happen.
Maxie: You know, mac fixed up this room for robin, not some total obnoxious stranger off the street. You're taking advantage of a small misunderstanding and a very hurtful situation.
Matt: Mac signed the rental agreement.
Maxie: He's the police commissioner. He's got a lot of stuff going on.
Matt: I'm not interested in his mental state at the time that he signed it. It's legal and binding. As long as I follow the rules, no one can kick me out, especially some brat who looks for any excuse to just get up all in my face.
Maxie: You're a doctor. You should be able to afford your own house or at least rent an apartment.
Matt: I have a lot of student loans, ok? Now, if you can just tear yourself away for, like, a moment --
Maxie: Give it up.
Maxie: Both of you. I know what's going on here.
Matt: Are you -- are you having some sort of episode or something?
Maxie: You are so busted. Come on.
Sam: I know what it's like to be hunted by the cops, to be -- to be chased by people who have direct orders to use deadly force on you.
Scott: Well, that's because you're a grifter and a thief.
Sam: Bingo. Lulu is just a kid who was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Scott: She knew what she was doing.
Sam: But authorizing the -- the use of deadly force and have her put on as an accomplice, it -- it kind of is sort of like you're trying to have her killed.
Scott: She brought this on herself when she helped the man that killed my son escape.
Sam: I don't know, but I don't think anyone's been convicted of anything yet.
Scott: Well, then why is he on the run and why did lulu help him?
Nikolas: Lulu was taken hostage and dragged out of the police station at gun point, ok? And then she -- she wasn't a threat to anyone, but you didn't show any concern for her safety. In fact, you didn't do anything to get her away from the man who -- who you think is a killer.
Scott: Lulu is not innocent in any of this, all right? She misled my son. She broke his heart and then she stepped on it. And then she ran off with the guy that murdered him.
Nikolas: Logan's murder could have been -- it could've been a mob hit, ok? I mean, the -- the kid was working for anthony zacchara. Anyone could've killed him.
Sam: But you don't want to consider that, do you? No, you're planning to railroad johnny and he knows it. No wonder why he ran away.
Scott: All I want is justice for my son.
Nikolas: That's a lie, scott. All you want is vengeance.
Johnny: Linda and I had a stupid fight, and I left in the middle of it to help you move furniture. I mean, I don't blame her for being mad.
Sal: Bro, she probably just needs some time to cool off, man.
Johnny: Yeah. We'll probably laugh about it sometime, but she took the car keys. She's not used to driving in new york. She's used to driving in chicago. I'm afraid she can get lost.
Sal: Well, she'd probably know her way around town if you took her out every now and then, bro. Tu saves?
Johnny: You're right. She was just probably feeling cooped up.
Sal: You know, you're a bit overprotective, if you don't mind me saying, bro.
Johnny: No, you're right. I overreacted. We had a stupid fight and I left in the middle of it. Now I got to wait for her.
Lulu: I always thought it would be so romantic to be on the run like you and dad were all those years, but it is not like the stories that you told me. I am scared all the time. I am homesick. I can't sleep. I have these horrible nightmares. I wish you could tell me if you had the nightmares. I know I'm -- I'm, um, I'm not making sense.
Lulu: I told you about me and johnny. I was stuck between him and logan. But now logan hayes is dead, and johnny confessed to killing him. Johnny shouldn't have been locked up in the first place. I had to break him out. I mean, you would've done the same thing for dad. So I went to the quartermaines and I stole a gun and I put it in my purse and I snuck into the pcpd. It was very wrong and one of the most stupid things I could have done, but I haven't been thinking clearly lately. And he grabbed me and dragged me out. I was terrified. I still am terrified. And I'm -- I'm not supposed to be like this. I'm a spencer. I'm supposed to be tough and resourceful, but I am -- I'm not like dad. I'm like you.
Lulu: When you thought you killed rick webber, you lost your mind. I've killed logan hayes. I'm afraid I'm losing my mind, too.
Jason: Ok, I just -- I just need you to hear me out. I want you to help me think this through, ok?
Jason: Ok. You know sonny better than anyone, so I need -- I really need to figure out why he's doing this. I need to figure out if it's some type of mistake or if there's something really serious going on here.
Carly: All right, talk to me. Tell me everything from the beginning.
Jason: Like I said, andrei karpov, russian boss, ok? He is a heavy hitter in europe and he wants to start doing business here in port charles.
Carly: How'd you find this out?
Carly: Ric lansing?
Jason: Yes, he told me sonny was meeting with karpov so I had spinelli check it out and it's --
Jason: I can't believe it. I mean, it's true. There's a money trail. Obviously, karpov is paying sonny for something.
Carly: Oh, jason, I'm sorry.
Jason: Not that I need it. I've got pictures of karpov going in and out of sonny's house.
Carly: Are you sure it's not something else? I mean, maybe sonny's doing something outside of port charles with this guy.
Jason: Diane says no.
Carly: Diane? She knew about all this and she didn't tell you?
Jason: It's attorney-client privilege, carly. What do you want me to say?
Carly: Well, that's great. So basically you are telling me that your attorney and your best friend both betrayed you.
Jason: Sonny doesn't see this as a betrayal.
Matt: Why are you hiding in my bedroom?
Nadine: I -- I don't know why that would be so hard to figure --
Maxie: As if you didn't know she was here.
Matt: I didn'T.
Maxie: Oh, the rental agreement says no overnight visitors and that includes during-the-day hookups.
Matt: Is that what's going on? You two are working together? You set me up?
Maxie: No, I didn'T.
Nadine: It's the spaghetti.
Matt: The what?
Nadine: Yeah, uh, the pacetti or fuselodge -- whatever I spilled on you the night at dinner?
Maxie: Dinner? See, you guys are dating. I knew it.
Matt: It wasn't a date.
Nadine: No, it was an accident. Not the dinner, the pasta. And I feel really bad because i know money's a really big issue for you right now, and I ruined that shirt and I wanted to replace it.
Matt: You broke in here to give me a shirt?
Maxie: So where is it? Where's the shirt?
Nadine: I don't have it. I need to check the size.
Maxie: Could you help her out? She's like the worst liar I've ever heard.
Matt: I didn't know she was in here, ok, I swear.
Maxie: Why don't you just admit it. You left work early for my cheese enchilada and a quickie.
Matt: That -- that is ridic -- those two do not go together.
Maxie: Why else would you be home during the day? You know, I really hope nikolas doesn't find out about this. He'd be really disappointed.
Nadine: You know what? You can tell nikolas whatever you want, ok? I don't have to listen to any of this. No.
Maxie: Well, I hope your little booty call was enjoyable because it's about to get you evicted.
Nikolas: You don't want justice for logan. You want revenge because laura dumped you for luke.
Scott: That's ancient history.
Nikolas: Well --
Sam: Well, maybe, but the parallels are obvious. Laura did choose luke over you, just like lulu chose johnny over your son.
Scott: Lulu lied to logan, led him on.
Sam: Yeah, isn't that what laura did to you?
Nikolas: You just can't get over it, can you, scott? That's why you made sure lulu found out about the rape in open court. That's why you tried to -- tried to prosecute her, oh, the first time that logan attacked her.
Scott: She clubbed him with a monkey wrench and put him in a coma.
Sam: Well, he probably deserved it.
Scott: And now she's aiding and abetting the guy that killed my son and left him for dead in the street.
Nikolas: You don't know who killed your son. Oh, wait, you don't -- you don't particularly care, do you, as long as you can use the power of your office to destroy lulu? Laura would be really proud of you for that.
Scott: I wonder what laura would think right now, what her daughter turned into.
Sam: Oh, and I -- I just -- I'm not sure what -- what that would be, really, a scared young woman you're hunting down like an animal.
Scott: Lulu is the reason why johnny attacked logan at the metro court.
Nikolas: You don't have any proof of that.
Scott: He was a threat. Logan was a threat and johnny wanted him out of the way.
Sam: Oh, I -- I'm -- is that what you're planning on saying in court, or are you going to make sure johnny's dead before that happens?
Nikolas: Why don't you hold your revenge on the real target here? Luke. I mean, it's him that you want, right, not really his daughter.
Scott: Luke -- he's a has-been. He's a drunk. He's destroyed his own life. He doesn't need my help to do anything.
Nikolas: What would laura think if she were to wake up right now? How would you explain this to her? How would you justify allowing the police to shoot at her daughter? Do you believe she'd forgive you for that?
Lulu: I didn't mean to kill logan. Logan loved me more than I ever loved him, like you and scott baldwin. And if I had just been honest with him, but I wasn'T. I let him believe that I had more feelings for him than i really did. I wanted love to be safe and manageable. And I knew I had that with logan, but johnny --
Lulu: Oh, nothing about me and johnny makes sense, not even the first time I got in the car with him. I knew I was safe. I knew the first time I met him, I'd changed. My life had changed. And if I just accepted how i felt from the start -- but I didn'T. And I led logan on. And I can't seem to get away from him.
Lulu: I see him sometimes. Did that happen to you? Did you see rick webber when you knew there was no way he was there? I'm scared all the time. I'm scared to sleep. I'm scared to be awake.
Lulu: In a way, fear is what started all of this. I was afraid of my feelings with johnny, so I hid behind logan and that's why he's dead.
Carly: Of course sonny doesn't see this as betrayal. In his mind, he never betrays anyone. It's always the other way around.
Jason: Well, if sonny wants back in the business, why didn't he just take it when I offered it to him?
Carly: Because that would be admitting a mistake. It means he was wrong for trying to retire early and forcing you to take over the business, not to mention he'd lose kate. And as far as I'm concerned, that would be the upside.
Jason: Sonny says that he's working with karpov to keep in him in line, to guarantee that karpov will not be a threat to me.
Carly: Ok, do you believe that?
Jason: I want to believe it. But if sonny really wants to protect me, why'd he go behind my back?
Carly: I don't know, honey. He's just trying to punish himself more for what happened to michael. Giving up his life's work wasn't enough. He had to push you away. And now he's trying to force you to work against him. He doesn't realize how his actions are affecting everybody else here.
Jason: I don't want to believe that sonny would purposely set out to undermine me. But if he doesn't respect me as the head of this organization, what am I going to do? He should've come to me when he heard about karpov.
Carly: What are you going to do, jason?
Jason: I don't know.
Carly: Jason, you're the head of the organization. If sonny's a threat, you have to treat him that way.
Maxie: Mac, the boarder from hell has already broken the most basic rule of the rental agreement. He was having unbelievably loud sex upstairs during the day. I mean, it was so loud, even i was offended. Oh, hey!
Matt: Commissioner scorpio, matt hunter. I'll be more than happy to explain to you what actually happened at your convenience. But just so you know, I am enjoying living here and have every intention of staying. Speak to you soon.
Maxie: It's too late. Mac's really strict about anyone having sex in this house.
Matt: Which apparently hasn't stopped you from having sex pretty much everywhere else.
Maxie: Who I sleep with and where is absolutely none of your business.
Matt: Just like my personal life is none of yours.
Maxie: Just admit you had a quickie with nadine.
Matt: I'm not going to admit to anything. But I am going to find out what the hell nadine was doing here.
Nikolas: Nadine, would you call me back when you get this, please? I sincerely hope you're not hiding under matt hunter's bed or in jail for breaking into the police commissioner's home. Thank you.
Lucky: I have some bad news.
Nikolas: I -- I already heard. Lulu's been officially listed as johnny's accomplice and baldwin came here to gloat about it.
Lucky: Yeah, well, I spent all morning arguing with mac, the fbi, and anybody else that would listen, but of course I didn't have much to work with. I mean, lulu is the only one who could've slipped him that gun, right?
Nikolas: You should have heard baldwin go on about it.
Lucky: I can only imagine. I mean, I -- I don't think lulu expected johnny to actually hold her hostage at that particular moment, but now she's definitely in on it.
Nikolas: Well, I'm sure he'll protect her the best he can. And I'm somewhat sure that he won't hurt her.
Lucky: I hope you're right because lulu is in some real trouble now.
Nikolas: I know. I'm not sure how long she can last on the run.
Lucky: What's that supposed to mean?
Lulu: Now I know why you always had a soft spot for scott baldwin, why you could never let go. It's how the guilt works. And it's even worse when you're keeping a secret. I should tell somebody what i did. I should just confess. But then johnny will blame himself and -- I can't think about that. I can'T. I need to focus on keeping the secret.
Lulu: You didn't even kill scott baldwin. You just broke his heart.
Lulu: Logan was coming after me and I was begging him to stop, but he could not hear me that night. He was so far gone. He didn't even know what he was doing. And I had to protect myself. I had to defend myself, so i did.
Lulu: Talking to you just helps me relax so I can see things more clearly. I wish you could just tell me what to do.
Scott: I'm special prosecutor scott baldwin. I'm going to check on laura here. Has anybody been by today? Nurse: Her son, nikolas, visits every week. No one else has signed in for a while.
Scott: Ok. I'm going to take a look.
[Knock on door]
Lourdes: It's lourdes. Hey.
Lourdes: Sal told me lulu's missing. Where do you think she went?
Johnny: She just went out for a while.
Lourdes: Sal said she took the car keys.
Johnny: I'll let you know when she's back, ok?
Lourdes: Well, maybe she decided to go upstate and turn herself in.
Johnny: Lulu wouldn't do that.
Lourdes: But she wasn't happy here. Maybe she just couldn't take it. And you know what that means, don't you? I have to get you out of here.
Carly: If anyone else in the organization went behind your back to work for the enemy, what would you do?
Jason: Sonny isn't anyone else. He's not my enemy.
Carly: But you know sonny. He is going to keep pushing you to punish you for helping me get michael and morgan away from him.
Jason: Then let him push.
Carly: You don't have that option, jason. Sonny's not like you. He doesn't respect boundaries. Hell, he doesn't even see them half the time, jason. He doesn't know when to stop.
Jason: What do you want me to do? Do you know what you're saying right now? If I treat this as a business and sonny is a threat and i treat him like anybody else, then he should be eliminated.
Scott: They shouldn't leave the window open like this. I'm going to have to talk to the staff. Or maybe you could use a little fresh air. Laura, I'm sorry I missed a few visits. I've been in the bahamas with serena. If I knew what was going on, i would -- lulu's in a lot of trouble. And I'm not going after her because you chose luke over me, in spite of what everybody in this town seems to think. Johnny zacchara murdered my son in cold blood. I was just getting to know him. He was a good kid. You know, he flipped for lulu, the same way that I flipped for you. But what did that get him? A knife in the stomach and he was left on the side of the road like a piece of garbage while that coward zacchara just ran off. See, lulu is helping him by choice. And johnny is going to pay for what he did to my son. So lulu -- she may have to pay, too.
Johnny: Lulu wouldn't go to the cops.
Lourdes: Are you sure? I mean, she seemed pretty upset the last time I saw her. Anyway, girls turn against their guys all the time.
Johnny: Not lulu.
Lourdes: But what if somebody recognizes her? What if she gets a speeding ticket or into a car wreck?
Johnny: Are you trying to make me feel better?
Lourdes: I'm just saying, it's dangerous for you to be here while she's out there. Let me take you out of the city. We could run away together.
Johnny: So on top of all the other crimes that I'm wanted for, I'll be transporting a minor over state lines.
Lourdes: Well, we could say I'm your little sister. You know, and if they're looking for a blonde, they wouldn't think twice if they saw you with me.
Johnny: I appreciate that you're trying to help, but let's give lulu a chance to come home. I know she will.
Carly: No one wants you to kill sonny, but you can't let him tie your hands so karpov can come after you.
Jason: I won'T.
Carly: Jason, if sonny gets in the middle, don't you push him out of the way and take a bullet for him. That's not your job anymore.
Carly: Jason, don't you risk your life for him. I can't lose you.
Jason: Nobody's going to get shot.
Carly: Michael was shot.
Jason: Ok, I'll take care of it.
Carly: What are you going to do?
Jason: I don't know, I'll think of something.
Carly: There's always kate.
Jason: What does kate have to do with any of this?
Carly: You go to sonny and you tell sonny that if he doesn't stay away from karpov, that you're going to go straight to kate and tell her everything.
Jason: You want me to blackmail -- I'm not going to blackmail sonny.
Carly: Sonny's the one walking around pretending like he's living this squeaky clean life, when he's really dealing with the russian mob and stabbing you in the back.
Jason: Forget it, carly.
Carly: If you change your mind, I will be more than happy to tell her.
Jason: No, I don't want you to do anything.
Carly: But your hands will be clean.
Carly: Fine, but you know what? You better figure out a way to deal with sonny because he's making some dangerous choices. And someone has to handle the fallout, and I don't want it to be you. You don't owe sonny anything.
Scott: You know, it's too bad that you weren't able to guide lulu so that she doesn't make the same mistakes that you did.
Nikolas: We need to speak with you out in the hall, please.
Scott: I'm busy.
Lucky: Baldwin, please.
Lucky: I want you to stay the hell away from my mother.
Scott: I am just trying to tell laura the truth.
Nikolas: Really, what truth would that be? That you authorized the police to use deadly force against lulu? That you turned her into an accomplice? And because you can't go after luke, you're trying to destroy his daughter instead?
Scott: I want justice for my son.
Lucky: Then leave my mom out of this.
Scott: Hey, take it easy, all right? It's just a visit. How did you two know I was even out here?
Nikolas: Well, I have my contacts here, and they will inform me if you approach her again.
Scott: Well, I just want laura to understand that I'm not out to get lulu. I'm just -- just trying to do my job. So if you two will excuse me.
Nikolas: Hey, do you want to stop him or should I?
Scott: All right, look. Do you see this badge? This carries a lot of power, and I will go after fugitives any way I see fit.
Lucky: And as a cop, I'm going to make sure that shadybrook prevents scott baldwin from ever seeing my mother.
Nikolas: Sorry. You heard him. Stay away from her.
Scott: You two, you're gonna regret this, believe me.
Matt: So you want to tell me why you were in my room, or should i call nikolas?
Nadine: You can call anybody you want.
Matt: Listen, you think he's really going to want to know that his very well-paid employee broke into the police commissioner's house and is stalking the recipient of the cassadine fellowship?
Nadine: Do you want me to dial the number for you?
Matt: Just -- ok, why were you in my room?
Nadine: I was trying to find evidence.
Matt: About what?
Nadine: Look, I know you're involved with this counterfeit drug ring.
Matt: Where would you get such a crazy idea?
Nadine: Don't misunderstand me, ok? I'm not about to turn you in. I want in on the action.
Maxie: Thanks for coming right over. We have a lot of work to do.
Spinelli: While the jackal is honored to be summoned by the fair maximista and desires to help her in any way possible, he deeply regrets to inform her that he cannot.
Maxie: Yes, you can. I mean, I know -- I know we got distracted before, but we really need to focus now, spinelli. I have to get some dirt on matt hunter. I can feel like he's hiding something big, but I don't know what it is. And I need details on him so that I can blackmail him to get him out of the house.
Spinelli: Would that I could.
Maxie: Why can you not?
Spinelli: Well, it's just -- it's a question of secret pain.
Maxie: Spinelli, are you not telling me something? Do you feel ok? Do you think -- you should lay down.
Spinelli: No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, it's nothing like that.
Maxie: Good, I got a little scared.
Spinelli: You see, the jackal must honor, must respect the hard truth that he is far too dangerous to share the wonderful company of fair maximista. We must part ways forever.
Maxie: Would you please stop saying that? One, you're not dangerous for me to be around. And two, even if you were, I'll never let you leave my life.
Diane: Things ran very smoothly during your incarceration, which I'm sure you already know. However, there are a few details that we need to discuss.
Jason: I want a meeting with andrei karpov as soon as possible.
Diane: All right, I will contact his attorney. I'm sure that she'll be able to set something up --
Jason: Just set it up for today.
Diane: Ok, consider it done. But, um -- look, while I'm sure you may already be aware of this, no matter how much sonny is deceiving himself, andrei karpov is an extremely dangerous man. Fine, yes, I know, I know I have stated the obvious. But further, andrei karpov has every intention of competing with you, if not driving you out of business entirely.
Jason: That's not going to happen.
Diane: Then you realize that to ensure your survival, you may find it impossible to protect sonny, no matter how much you may want to.
Jason: Just set up the meeting.
Kate: I refuse to get involved with every little spat between designers.
Clarice: But you don't have a choice. Wilma winston says she'll pull all eight pages if you put her in the same issue as maha chang.
Kate: Well, wilma winston is not the only and certainly not the most interesting hat designer in the business. You what? Threaten to pull her completely.
Clarice: What if she calls my bluff?
Kate: Well, just work it out, clarice. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be short with you, it's just that --
Clarice: You were planning to spend the day with sonny.
Kate: It's that obvious, right? You know what? Get wilma on the phone first, then get maha. I will make them best friends by the end of the day. Otherwise, I will organize a fashion smackdown myself.
Carly: Hey, clarice, why don't you take your lying butt out into the reception area. You can close the door behind you and hold all calls.
Kate: I don't have time for your hysterics, carly.
Carly: Make time. Jax is too far away for you to manipulate. And if you run to sonny, I'm sure you're not going to like the outcome.
Kate: Was that a threat?
Carly: No, it was a statement of fact. What I know has the potential to blow your life apart. Reynolds and I lost 41lbs
Nadine: You think I haven't noticed what's been going on around here? You've been dropping hints for weeks, making all these strange phone calls, setting me up to walk in on you.
Matt: And what is it that I'm supposed to be doing?
Nadine: You're stealing medication from the clinic, selling it on the black market, and then replacing the real meds with sugar pills. You must be making a fortune. I want in.
Matt: Oh, yeah, sure. No problem, nancy drew.
Nadine: Don't worry, I'm cool.
Matt: Nadine -- nadine, you are like one of the most uncool people that I have ever met. There is no way that you are interested in doing something illegal. Ok, it's very obvious, very obvious that you are trying to set me up. So if you don't back off, and just --
Nikolas: Want to keep your voice down just a bit?
Matt: Yeah, yeah. Just do me a favor and tell nurse nut case to stop breaking into my bedroom, or I'm going to call the cops.
Nikolas: Oh, god. So let me guess. You were just about to trick him into confessing everything and i walked in and messed it all up, right?
Nadine: That is exactly right.
Nikolas: Why would he get involved with counterfeit drugs? He's got too much to lose.
Nadine: If you'd ever been broke, you wouldn't say that. I'm just going to have to find some other way to catch him because I'm not giving up.
Lourdes: Why don't you give me another lesson to take your mind off lulu?
Johnny: I'm sorry, I shouldn't give you lessons right now. I can't concentrate.
Lourdes: I understand. It must be awful to get left behind by your girl. We can just chill for a while. I can get a movie or get some take-out.
Lulu: Hey. I'm sorry.
Johnny: It's ok.
Lourdes: Johnny was really worried about you -- we both were.
Lulu: I should have called.
Johnny: I'm so glad you're ok.
Lourdes: We can have that lesson later.
Johnny: Where did you go? What were you thinking, huh?
Lulu: I went to shadybrook.
Lulu: I had to see my mom.
Johnny: You do realize that your face is plastered all over the news --
Lulu: Seeing my mom helps me relax so that I can think clearly, and I feel better now. I think that my nightmares are finally going to go away.
Johnny: You're sure nobody saw you?
Lulu: No, nobody saw me. And I think I'm finally accepting what you've been trying to tell me all this time. You know, that I -- I didn't mean to kill logan. It was self-defense. And I'm sorry that he's gone, but I can't let my guilt ruin the rest of my life.
Spinelli: Honored friendship aside, maximista's proximity to the jackal does in fact place her in grave danger, for the jackal has already exposed her to top-secret information that is far too dangerous for her lovely eyes to see.
Maxie: Look, spinelli, I lie and cheat and do whatever it takes to get what I want, but I'm not stupid. I mean, I know who my real friends are. You're basically the only one I've got, so you don't have to worry. I'm not going to run around blabbing all those gangster secrets you accidentally tell me. I would never do that to you.
Spinelli: Well, I'm honored, but I --
Maxie: And the sooner that you're done with all this russian mob stuff, the sooner you can move on to matt hunter. So I think that I should help you.
Spinelli: Well, that would be most ill-advised, not to mention that --
Maxie: Spinelli, you might as well let me. You know I'm not going to take no for an answer.
Kate: Clarice, could you give carly and I a minute, please? Why don't you tell wilma that i will speak to her by the end of the day. And let it slip that it's up to her to get along with maha, not the other way around.
Carly: And make sure you write down the exact time I got here so when you tattle to jax, you have your facts straight.
Kate: Your dramatics are becoming tedious. I am marrying sonny. You are becoming irrelevant to his life. If you have a problem accepting the situation, I suggest a psychiatrist, but please, please, leave me and my fiancee alone.
Carly: I have no intention of interfering in your marriage to sonny. I am happy for you guys. You guys deserve each other.
Kate: Well, great, so then there's nothing to discuss.
Carly: You are welcome to prop up that liar and he will show you all the loyalty you deserve.
Kate: Right, so I shouldn't ask you to write our wedding vows?
Carly: Jax has zero tolerance of sonny, which means he'll be pulling out of "crimson" soon. And when he does, when he's clear of you and your magazine, you both can go straight to hell.
Diane: Mr. Morgan, I would like to present mr. Andrei karpov and his chief counsel ms. Sasha donev. Jason morgan.
Karpov: I am honored. Sasha: Mr. Morgan.
Diane: And now we will wait outside, ms. Donev. Ms. Donev?
Karpov: I can see we're already in agreement. We both understand that in terms of the law, the female is the deadlier of the species.
Jason: Are you in business with sonny corinthos? For his sake, I'm going to allow it. In return, I expect you to leave my organization alone. Do not violate my territory. Don't interfere with my people.
Karpov: I only want peace. That's why I hired mr. Corinthos, to give you the incentive to co-exist with me.
Jason: If you take any kind of hostile action, I will you shut you down.
Karpov: No one wants violence, especially with mr. Corinthos standing in the middle. And I'm sure we all understand the kind of damage a stray bullet can do.
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