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Church Leadership

Pope John Lewis I

Cardinal Stephen

Eric the Disciple



Quttleran Completion


Current Number of Books: 5

Chapters of "The Book of Lewis": 5

Chapters of "The Book of Stephen": 7

Chapters of "The Book of Squoia": 2

Chapters of "The Gospel of Eric": 1

Saints recorded in "The Book of Saints": 2

ANNOUNCEMENTS AND NEWS

Updated: August 22, 2008:

Brethren, the Church of Cuttlefishism enjoys its rebirth! Out of sheer boredom, Pope Lewis and I revisted the great and hallowed website of the Church of Cuttlefishism, and alas!; we laughed and were merry! We uttered the words that shall go down into history until we forget in about 20 minutes; "Let's start this crap up again!" And so here I am, updating these sacred forums for the first time in two years. Not since the beginning of freshman year have I taken any interest in my beloved cult, but again I find that extreme boredom calls for extreme stupidity, and not many things are stupider than this! But tell me, brothers and sisters, is this not the most hilarious stupidity to ever emgerge out of the sleepy town of Elkin, North Carolina? Nay, I say! Now, those few of us remaining, go into the world (or just your town, I don't care) and recruit! Recruit in the name of the Cuttlefish Overlord!

Cardinal Stephen



Church Endoresements of Public Figures


Barack Obama for President 2008





How To Convert


To convert, either PM Eric (WallaWalla), Stephen (Emo Alchemist), or Lewis (QGod Prime), text +13364289817, or e-mail the_used_chemical_romance@hotmail.com. If you have AIM, IM "ElkinFencer10" or "QGodOmega". If you have MSN Messanger, IM "the_used_chemical_romance@hotmail.com".
Saints

PATRON SAINT
Chuck Norris

Other Saints
Steve Irwin



Cuttlefishist Creed


I believe in the Cuttlefish Overlord In the prophet, John Wilkes Booth In the holy race, Squddlefish.
I renounce the ways of the Communists The dark lord, Papa Smurf The demonic race, Anglopi.
I acknoledge the word of Cuttlefishism The everlasting battle
I pledge loyalty to the Overlord I will follow his word throughout my life I will carry out his will with all my soul.


The Overlord's Prayer

Our cuttlefish, who swimith in thine ocean Sacred by thine face Thy ocean come Thy plots be done On land as it is in water
Give us this face, our daily fish And forgive us our treachery As we fail to forgive those who betray us
And lead us not into voting Republican But deliver us from llamas For thine is the ocean, and the squagumplabasim forever.
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