Pope John Lewis I
Eric the Disciple
Current Number of Books: 5
Chapters of "The Book of Lewis": 5
Chapters of "The Book of Stephen": 7
Chapters of "The Book of Squoia": 2
Chapters of "The Gospel of Eric": 1
Saints recorded in "The Book of Saints": 2
ANNOUNCEMENTS AND NEWS
Updated: August 22, 2008:
Brethren, the Church of Cuttlefishism enjoys its rebirth! Out of sheer boredom, Pope Lewis and I revisted the great and hallowed website of the Church of Cuttlefishism, and alas!; we laughed and were merry! We uttered the words that shall go down into history until we forget in about 20 minutes; "Let's start this crap up again!" And so here I am, updating these sacred forums for the first time in two years. Not since the beginning of freshman year have I taken any interest in my beloved cult, but again I find that extreme boredom calls for extreme stupidity, and not many things are stupider than this! But tell me, brothers and sisters, is this not the most hilarious stupidity to ever emgerge out of the sleepy town of Elkin, North Carolina? Nay, I say! Now, those few of us remaining, go into the world (or just your town, I don't care) and recruit! Recruit in the name of the Cuttlefish Overlord!
Church Endoresements of Public Figures
Barack Obama for President 2008
How To Convert
To convert, either PM Eric (WallaWalla), Stephen (Emo Alchemist), or Lewis (QGod Prime), text +13364289817, or e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org. If you have AIM, IM "ElkinFencer10" or "QGodOmega". If you have MSN Messanger, IM "email@example.com".
I believe in the Cuttlefish Overlord
In the prophet, John Wilkes Booth
In the holy race, Squddlefish.
I renounce the ways of the Communists
The dark lord, Papa Smurf
The demonic race, Anglopi.
I acknoledge the word of Cuttlefishism
The everlasting battle
I pledge loyalty to the Overlord
I will follow his word throughout my life
I will carry out his will with all my soul.
The Overlord's Prayer
Our cuttlefish, who swimith in thine ocean
Sacred by thine face
Thy ocean come
Thy plots be done
On land as it is in water
Give us this face, our daily fish
And forgive us our treachery
As we fail to forgive those who betray us
And lead us not into voting Republican
But deliver us from llamas
For thine is the ocean, and the squagumplabasim forever.