Member Titles, member titles

Not hack your Gibson, dont know nothing about guitars, cept my cos own a genuine 76 explorer, it rock sooooo fucking hard. But I will find out how to access this pages security, and change my shit my self, OK thats completely and totally illegal, who gives a rat ©See Yo(U) (N)ext (T)uesday.??????

I am a lovely bloke, you could all do well to learn about life from the Apis, the Apis is the man, and doesnt deserve this. I have tried my best to extremely nice and caring and understanding to colleen since she first showed up at the old board, and at evry turn she has been a bitch to the Apis, now I am fed up with her victimizing me, OK so she has a disability, thats why I tried to be nice and understading, I used to help coach mentally disabled people at gymnastics as a young gun, back in my gymnastics days (ooooowww Apis did gymnastics, must be a big poof..... whatever), but this is just uncalled for, I am a grown up, why cant so many others here learn to grow up??? Why cant colleen!!!!!


My feelings are hurt, my ego is slightly uncomfortable (takes a lot to hurt Apis' super-hyper ego), my fingers are sore from all this typing, I hates it, I actually almost cried in frustration at how I am being treated last night.


So please, pretty please, forgive me colleen, I am sorry for whatever I have done to cross you, but can you just change my avatar and title, it dishonours me, belittles you, I asked this to save you from yourself as much as me from this evil branding I dont deserve.

OK, anyway, I wont try to do anything about learning how to bust in and rectify this myself for a couple of days, long enough for you to be good enough to do the right thing Colleen (What ever happened to colleen2??? BTW)

OK the Apis will breath now.

OMFG


Ooooopps ignore that last poat of mine, I see you did good Colleen, fuck yeah, you are a fucking angel, my kindeys are yours should you need them


XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXO



(Hey, I know you feeling all flushed now, but dont get too excited huh sweet heart OK)



Squirel you fucking big tripple gay fagg-o-poof, go back to the glory hole in the third cubicle of the Oyster bar and earn some crack money for mommy you dumb fuck, just piss off with your banning bullshit, you pig molesterer!!!!! Show me the respect I show you A-Hole!!!!!!!!

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I'm not kidding anymore, this is just like a bad trip for me. This one time on salvia, my vision was completely replaced by these infinite hordes of ridiculously evil monkey-swastika hybrids, and only really close and solid things were visible. All these Apis posts are just like that, it's creepy.

Salvia Diadorum???? I smoked that just once, NEVER NEVER again, maybe still not quite as intense as datura, but fucking way wierd, too much fucking wierder, just kinda other worldly: So fuck monkey jesus turkey, if you take that shit, you get what you deserve you spasticated totempigeon!


No shut the fuck up about this talk of banning.

I want my title to be "Tastes Like Grandma".

Thank you!

Done.

Not Special.


I wanna be "Special", just not hipporiffic! PLease make me special again, this was the only place where I was special to anyone, I now feel naked at the loss!

I've uploaded a picture to go with my name but it doesn't show up. If I go to my stats page, there it is. But not in any of the threads. Why is that?

Do you have to ask nice? If so, I will do it.

Could I please have my picture shown whenever I post? You know what I mean, don't you?

Thanks in advance.

Have you considered trying to change your avatar instead of your personal photo?

Plenty of other people have managed it.

I thought I told everyone before.

I'm computer illiterate. Other people managing are GODS in my book. But I will give that a try. If it doesn't work, I'll start begging. I have no pride.


Edited to add: Well look at that. It worked.

This post has been edited by Tryfan on Nov 2 2006, 01:29 AM

How do I put up an icon for an Avatar, cos I want one, just not the hippo, maybe one of my pics, or a pics of lil pussy, thats sounds good actually, but I dont know where I access that control in my account~!

Can you make mine:

"I smell bitch nuggets!"

Better make it "You are a fucking Bitch Nugget" that would be funny Colleen, do it for me, you know you wnat to

Fuck I rock

I would like my old title 'Bolverk' back if you please.

I'd like my title to be changed to "President of the Cookie Cabinet", please

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

I'd like "Best eaten Witherspoon" - that's if you're still doing member titles...

Hahahaha. Good name.

Is Merin still around? I get all nostalgic late at night.